If you had to choose which one would you rather have lived in

Nazi Germany because that's how a society should be, you fucking autistic retard niggers.

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I've never said that I'm a Noseman, though I'm pretty sure, that it wouldn't have saved me was I born in Nazi Germany.

>how a society should be
based around invading all of your neighbors?

How's that indoctrination treating you, shabbos goy?

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Ussr because Id be sent to a concentration camp because I am a twin

Are you saying they didn't invade all their neighbors?

well im norwegian so nazi is the good pick

Nazi Germany was essentially the same as the Soviet Union, only with a somewhat higher material standard of living and even more pointless bureaucracy, repression and propaganda. The only people who were better off than under the republic were the top nazi brass, who themselves were about as degenerate as they come.

Nazis are based in the same way as African warlords and child soldiers are based: only ever ironically.

Nazi germany because living standards were higher

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>would you like to live in the one with food or without food
very difficult decision. your average citizen in nazi germany could likely live a fairly decent quality of life, whilst the average soviet union citizen had a terrible quality of life

Are you actually a retard nigger?

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kraut gang runs deep

aOlafur Arnalds, eAutumn Of Communion , cEluvium

The french people mourned when their cities were "liberated"
Look into George S Patton, he was the original nazi fighter who got offed for being too based.

"We defeated the wrong enemy"

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Neither. Being a POW for the Soviets is the only thing worse than being a Soviet citizen

>Nazi Germany: 1933-1945
>Soviet Union: 1922-1991
I'd choose the Soviet Union post-Stalin. You never said we'd be confined to the Stalin years if we chose the Soviet Union.

>living in the dying soviet union being indoctrinated to hate capitalism ally your life and then seeing your great commissar in a fucking pizza hut commercial
Probably a worse fate than the stalin era

>Starving shithole or prosperous utopia?
I wonder... hmm...

What percentage of my paycheck would the nazzis take?

and practically being the same as communists
communism is socialism which focuses on warfare between the classes
natsoc is socialism warfare against jews, 2 shitty sides of the same shitty coin

The government would pay you to knock up women, and you wouldn't need to raise the children

In my current position I benefit from the environment the USSR offers far more.

National socialism all the way.

Germany, because from there i have a chance of escaping to america before the soviets come. If the nazis win this time or no war breaks out i would also prefer Deutschland, mein Heimatland

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Facts don't care about your feelings nazcuck

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im a mutt so I cant go with natsoc and I hate communism so neither

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Well, my grandmother lived in nazi Germany and he didn't have to flee, but as soon as the wall went up she got the hell out of east Germany.

The absolute state of wehraboos. Germany is the nigger of Europe, along with Russia, invading all of their neighbours.

An autistic weeb like you would be gassed instantly.

Germany, I am a German descendant and i already want to be a soldier so I would fit right into the SS

You shouldn't have to ask.

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>wages
>implying that's all thay matters
Golly gee I'd love a million weimarbux

Glasnost era USSR had the higher standard of living.

id go with my boy adolf

why is there always 1 triggered faggot in every nazi themed thread who try to 'own the nazi' with gay facts

REAL wages, dumdum. Learn some basic economics. But, if you want a more tangible measure of the wellbeing of our 'aryan' friends...

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>Nazi Germany was essentially the same as the Soviet Union
One went from being a wartorn, hyperinflated, impoverished Venezula-level shithole to a global superpower that held its own against half the planet in less than a decade, whereas the other was a literal starving miserable totalitarian dystopian hellscape that only survived for decades because Burgerland made the mistake of allying with it and allowed it to acquire nuclear weapons. You fucking retard.
Fyi, the only reason Nazism emerged was to resist the false dichotomy of (((international capitalism vs Marxism))). Fuck you kike niggers.

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>our
sure bud

>own the nazis

not like anyone needed my help to do that. If you are from Germany, you are a Slav rape baby.

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meat and bacon went to goering wtf

and yet here you are, helping anyway. why? is it because you get upset when people like the nazis? does it hurt your fee fees? i bet you have a 'own the nazi' folder, how fucking embarassing please eat a bullet asap

If you are a German, we are like brothers, because we are both Slavs now. Brothers don't need to fight like this.

the Hitlerites already ate dozens of Slav dicks, if they didn't blow their brains out first.

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>facts are gay!
yep. naziboos in a nutshell

oh youre a slav(e) i guess it explains why youre so mad
im not a nazi retarded redditor

>NOOOOOO
>THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR SLAVES
>IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LEBENSRAUM
>HELGA, DON'T GO OVER TO THOSE MEN

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meanwhile, in real life, my country is one of the best in the world and yours is a shithole

The blonde hair blue eyes meme is Jew propoganda, as long as you were white German you were ubermensch.

Amazing what some Slavic admixture can do in 3 generations, you are welcome my German friend

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too bad your admixture cant do that in your own countries, really make me think its almost like its not what caused it

>i-im not a nazi! btw dont bully hitler senpai UwU
omegalul my child

Both were pretty bad but I'd pick Nazi Germany just because they actually gave all of their soldiers guns

>omegalul
yeah def got to go back

If Russia is a shithole, it means Germans were so incredibly beta that they could not defeat a shithole. Eat your soljanka.

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>Die by Russian bullets
>Die by German bullets

Not much of a choice honestly. Either one would leave you scrambling for survival during and for a decade after the war. If I could make it past the war though then probably Germany.

this. reminder that true aryanchads came from the eurasian steppe. and germans are nothing more than slav rapebabies

>If Russia is a shithole
>if
lel

also you had plenty of help i think. not including how embarassing it must be to get beat in every facet by a country who was a ruin 70 years ago

If being a liberal bugman state is winning, I'm glad we don't do that. Carving your own path in the world without being under the influence of the clowns has its costs. Remind me again, wasn't your leader some DDR functionary? She certainly enjoyed our enrichment, you are being ruled by one of our daughters. To disrespect Russia is to disrespect your ancestors and their Red Army lovers, and your government. You should be more patriotic.

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By 1945, the German animals surrendered en masse to American, British, French soldiers. Why? They did not want to risk a fight with the invincible Red Army, they knew they would not make it out with their lives!

Today, Germany wants to bring in millions of rapists and murderers from abroad--Syria, Turkey, etc. Why? Again their women are craving to feel the way they felt when the Red Army was in town!

To all Germans: You are like my children, and I am like your father, you are my little Hans Ivanovich. Do not misbehave again.

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>tfw my mental issues would land me in a concentration camp either way
From what i understand Nazi camps weren't as bad as gulags, so probably Germany.

It's hard. The average robot would be gassed in Nazi Germany for eugenics. On the other hand, most of us are Neets and would be thrown into gulags under communism for refusing to work.