What's the most degenerate/fucked up thing you've done?

Holy shit hot
What did he do?

He'd beg her to do things over and over until she reluctantly gave it. It's not like I saw it, I could barely hear through the vents. Whenever it got loud I'd just turn on music and try to stop thiking

disgusting. I'd love to beat the living shit out of fucks like you

I tried to make a grilled cheese without cheese. it was just hot bread.

I let my friend cuddle me in college while everyone is watching.

1 dude even asked him why are you holding hands.

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>He'd beg her to do things over and over until she reluctantly gave it

So the little whore gave her consent? It seems to me that the only reason she reported him, was because he didn't satisfy her.

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I used to suck off my brother and cousins on family trips. We used to go to the same cabin every year. Other degenerate stuff happened but that was probably the peak.

Stuck a bicycle pump up my ass to make the loudest, juiciest farts ever.

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shot my cum into my own mouth while jerking it sitting down.. and swallowed

Well this one time I had sex with my girlfriend in the missionary position

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Fucked the tard girl at my school through the years.
No regrets.

Did your classmates know?

i sniffed a girls shoe when she wasnt looking and it smelled pretty good

Not really, tough brought my loser friends eventually. I'd say 4 unless someone else did it. Plus her father

Fucked my first cousin

inb4 sweet home alabama

Link?

very unoriginal comment desu

not my proudest trips lol

>"Little whore"
Fucking hell it's a kid and it's user's sister. Have some goddamn respect for him.

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Burned down garage where some violent hobos lived. Unfortunately one of them was there.

Before discord we had skype chat for anons. Fucked all girls that joined and stayed. Some of them had bfs, some just orbiters. Sad thing is that I've lost some friends due to fucking their gf or oneitis.

Fucked sissy boy while making him say degrading stuff. It was his first time and first kiss, probably fucked his head for life.

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Just look up the tag female:abortion on sadpanda, there's not much, but I liked what they have
There are also threads on /d/ sometimes

Kill yourself pedophile scum. You don't belong here normalfag.

>Fucked all girls that joined and stayed.
Nice fanfiction faggot

Groped my mom while she slept and jerked off next to her that same night.

What was wrong with her?
oreganono

I can make up murder stories and tales of fucking lots of girls too user watch

> be me 6 yrs ago
>see hobos raping a girl in class I like
>go in and kick all their asses cuz they are drunk hobos and im the MC
>she falls in love and gives me the suck
>snap hobos necks to further assert my dominance in the area
>she tells her friends
>they all give me the succ now also
>hobos are dead and I Get succ im the hero MC

see just l ike your story user!

I once masturbated in the same room as my sleeping roommate (male), staring at him the entire time to make sure he didn't wake up. I'm not an exhibitionist or anything, I was just really horny and couldn't wait for him to leave.

If pedophile scum are normalfags, I'm a bit scared to hear what one needs to do to not be a normalfag.

I'm not sure, she looked like she had downs but i heard it was not that.

>a pedophile is a normalfag

I don't think that you understand the meaning of this word

I slit my wrists while jacking it on a ferry to bestiality porn. Don't do PCP

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Have a family with mom, people don't know we're related.

There were 7 girls and it took around three years to fuck them all. Last one was odd though. She's from deeply religious family(they own private orthodox christian school) and actually was thinking about getting into serious relationship with some dude although at that time she would not say that to me. Sex was awkward and mostly unpleasant since she was inexperienced and shy 5/10.
Why would I need to make up some stories on persian folder bending forums?

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Are you shower dude??
It got really fast lol

I don't know what shower dude is.

Okay faggot sure. Doesn't make it normal, just because you've been conditioned by your retarded peers to believe that pissing in pots and shitting in random holes in the ground is acceptable doesn't make it. It's still disgusting and can cause diseases to spread you fuckhead.

What a fucking retard, go kill yourself you 75 IQ subhuman.

I masturbated in my graphic design class back in hs. I was just done with my project and was wearing a hoddie so I was just pretending to take a nap with my hands in the front pocket and pressed down on my dick like a girl would masturbate until I finished. Held the cum back too so I didnt soil my pants

During a sleepover I peed on a girl's sleeping bag when she was sleeping.

Havent done it yet. But I currently am in college. I have a beast gaming pc and mac book, but my roommate has a neat gaming laptop that I have been checking out. Pretty decent specs, and he got it for Christmas so its pretty new. Planning on swiping his backpack and laptop before the end of the semester. Been thinking about getting a gaming laptop so I can play games on the go better cause I regret purchasing my macbook. So Im totally gonna swipe it and make it look like he forgot his backpack on the bus or something. The only reason I have even considered it is because kids a fucking retard, and slob. Constantly was picking up after him and shit, and telling him to do his dishes. So im looking at it like a payment for dealing with him all semester.

Any tips would greatly be welcome

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Meanwhile you throw all your garbage into a literal trash heap, hoping other people's decedents will know how to deal with it.
Vir-tue sig-nal-ing

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When I was 10 I took a shit in my neighbor's driveway because he wouldn't give me back my football when it landed in his yard.

Adult-wise, the most degenerate thing I've ever done was order a dildo in my sophomore year in college. Never even used it, just stared at it, freaked out, and threw it away. Also for whatever reason I picked a white one, so now not only do I wonder if I'm gay but I also wonder if I've got some weird racial submission fetish going.

How was the smell, user?

Don't do it. It's one thing to give into impulse or anger or fear in a moment of weakness, but this is completely premeditated. If I could go back in time and undo the degenerate sins I've posted, I would.

me too. except we were related. but thats her fault for having erotic feet

>stealing something you'll regularly use from someone who lives literally right next to you
yeah that's smart
also, STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

had a really hot maths teacher. i had to stay over a lot for tutorials because retard. she had the perfect body i dont know why she wasnt married. just hearing her voice and seeing her legs was a major turn on. id go to the bathroom to jerk off and spew into toiletpaper. then come back to finish failing her class

I used to keep a tank of leeches and let them feed off me to fuel my parasite fetish. I want to get back into it with a partner, but I doubt any girl would be into this shit.

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>sucked off sisters bf

What a chad, checking your sister

Story time?

>What's the most degenerate/fucked up thing you've done?
>>>
probably your mom. there might be some doubts about who your dad is, but it's definitely not me. This question is entrapment to try to get someone to admit it wasn't your uncle or something.

One time I almost masturbated but thankfully I stopped myself before I came

Got fucked by a 10 year old boy when I was also a 10 year old boy, and we were doing hypnosis play. That's kinda hard to top.

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The closer you are to danger, the farther you are from harm. Its the last thing he'll expect. I can play dumb and what not too, I literally have a macbook and desktop, why would i need to steal a laptop

>I do it, and get sweet gaming laptop for free
>Dont do it, and I have no gaming laptop

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Licked the assholes of over 30 hookers and had a couple of ladyboys cum in my mouth. All in all pretty vanilla and tame.

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I got naked with me and my friend and showed our butts out the window for people to see

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b-based robot user

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Ghosted my best friend after his gf cheated on him, him crying about it annoyed the shit out of me.
Otherwise I'm not very special.

wtf, I did that yesterday

I put my fist in some girls pissy I met on here, wasn't the most degenerate thing but idk was hot

Masturbated to the idea of Jesus getting crucified. I was very religious.

Are we talking full penetration or just oral?

Raped the girl i crushed on hard during middle school.

youre trying too hard man. quit while youre at it

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did you crush on her hard or did you rape her hard?

Did you rape her hard or crush on her hard?

made my cousin suck my dick at holiday trip when the adulds where gone
we later gave each other handjobs in the bed

>almost mastubated
wow dude keep it relaxed this is a christian board

>"wow dude keep it relaxed this is a christian board"
100% original, keep it up fellow robot.

I dip McDonalds fries in vinegar.

I've killed a dog by proxy
Got into thousands of emails and posted a few online and got arrested for it
Got my dog to eat my ass

buy him drugs the day it happens so he can hopefully fall asleep right as you make the move

I went to my school at night, took a shit and smeared a poop swastika on the gym building with a stick the day before a school trip to WWII ruins as I knew we'd all line up infront of the building.
This was 7th grade.

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i had sex with my cousin

I beheaded a lizard to impress someone on the internet

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Found my little stepsister's vibrator and used
it on my peepee wearing her thong on her bed.
Pretty tame I guess, but it felt naughty and I came hard.
Gonna do it again.

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You could atleast not be a retard and pawn it off in a nearby town then use the money to buy a new laptop. Since you didn't even think of that then i'd suggest you don't bother as it's gonna end badly for you,

I fucked some of that slime you play with while high on 4-Chloro-2,5-dimethoxyamphetamine.

Story time anons? Closest I've ever been was sniffing a friend's socks while she slept upstairs.

Gib the story pls

Dry humped my little sister's friend when I was 15 and ended up busting a nut.

I ejaculated on my friend's face when he was sleeping and then rubbed my crotch until he woke up. We're still friends but we never sleep in the same room now.

Holy crap this is based
Do what makes you happy dude

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You're that leech guy from the other day, right?
Do you know the species of leech your had?

Sexually? IRL got pissed on then fucked in the ass while in chastity. Online...hard to narrow it down (and if you can, you're not living your best life imo).

>Online...hard to narrow it down (and if you can, you're not living your best life imo).
100% this. I've had to drastically cut back on my online degeneracy now that I have a girlfriend, but whenever I see threads where anons ERP with each other or hear about fetish porn Discords I get jealous as fuck.

I once beat my meat fantasizing my waifu and her sister grew futa dicks and split roasted me. I'm homophobic, and I'm completely hetero. R-right?

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Not a very interesting story, I share an apartment with this Asian chick who does lashes. Anyways, I saw her brown uggs by the door and I well, just sniffed them, they smelt nice.

fapped with my mother's bras, never came in them though.

I attempted to fuck a female dog. I felt dirty for weeks.

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wow I'm so impressed

How old was her friend? How did she react?

Orthanon here. You shameless degenerate, I've got a good idea down to a small handful of families who it might have been.

85% of my sexual fantasies involve me getting willingly raped by monsters, aliens, zombies, demons, etc.

The more degrading it is the better.

I dont know why I'm like this, and I don't think there's a cure.

so ya I guess just jacking it to any one of those fantasies, pic related

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