Unironic question

Will hanging weighted pullups make me taller?
I'm 5'11 but I want at least 1 or 2 more inches

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Use unironic one more god damn time i dare you motherfucker see what happens

Might as well try. No use in not trying

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>being insecure bout ur height
do some 130lb neck hangs dyel

Stand outside
Raise your arms to the skies
Stand on toes
Close your eyes
And say "grow....grow....grow"
This only works in public and effectiveness is proportional to the amount of people around

stare at the sun while you do this

repeat "let me grow to the stars father.. let me grow to the stars"

yeah its possible especially if combined in taking hgh. however if your growth plates have fused the additional height comes from bone density increasing and as a result is extremely limited in its extent as in like 1-2 inches maybe if you follow an austic routine for a long time.

Somebody post the bard of gains video please

I'm 5'8,you should consider yourself lucky faggot.

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the grow grow grow pill

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Spinal decompression exercises will make you gain at least an inch, but this will happen over an extended period of time (6+ months)

Don't do active shit, only passive (bar hanging, for example).

upgrade

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Bro, illusion is your best chance. Yes, stretching your spine out will help a little, same reason we're taller in the morning. Inversion tables or better yet, full bat hangs with gravity boots. Plus posturemaxxing. All told probably only good for an inch or so, two seems like a lot so maybe add some growgrowgrow whispers.

If you're over 21 then stop being insecure and work with your height.

There's no exercise that will make you taller since height is mostly genetic, people on Jow Forums have sewage for brains

U N I R O N I C

Just be happy you're not 5'4 or something.

It's kind of smart, actually.
If he drops the weight his toes won't get crushed

What was he trying to do here?

Back to the pit manlet

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No, are you a retard?