Tfw no sexy, petite, 95 lbs sister to workout with. Why even lift?

Tfw no sexy, petite, 95 lbs sister to workout with. Why even lift?

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wouldn't it be hilarious if they made incesty homemade porn instead of workout videos? Haha

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Does that happen often? My gf admitted to trying to shag her older brother when she was drunk aged 17, but he turned her down and they've never spoke about it since

95lbs
jesus fucking christ i could press her with one arm

>her arm and armpit
wtf is that deformity. women are all make up and push up bras, without makeup and push up bras she would look like a soiled bag

I know a tiny woman who is sub 90 lbs. When I talk to her I have intrusive thoughts about picking her up and starting doing stuff like curls or OHP with her tiny, sexy body

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What car is that?

I'm 6'9" 320 lbs. I've slept with normal sized women and tall ones, but never a really small one. I wonder how short I could go without risking a son shorter than 6'0"...

who cares? Girl I'm into is like 4'9 tops. Our sons would be uber manlets. Instead of risking 5'2 tall sons we'll just have daughters. Don't be stupid.

I don't have a sister to work out with, so I had to settle for working out with a gf

gay, your girl is supposed to wait for you at home

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Shuna is only attractive when she's not dressed up like a literal child

What deformity?

she's attractive no matter what she wears

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>tfw when no workout buddy
>have had coworkers who want to run and lift but never commit to it
>”lets go tomorrow”
>”i know i said this morning lets go in the afternoon but im tired, how bout tomorrow”
>”maybe another time, im helping my wife cook”
>”man i really need to run more, how do you find the time?”

Just fucking run 30 minutes a day, or jump rope, shadow box, there are so many fucking options, damn. All my coworkers say they want it but not bad enough to just hit the gym.

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>not wanting your gf to be fit

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I just want her to be skinny, small, and cute. Don't care for fit

Then get off my board, dyel.

>Sisters refuse to workout
>Live in shitty area of town with bulk sandniggeridoodees
>Tell them not to expect any pity from me if they get sexually assaulted or raped since they chose to remain weak and defenseless
Most people only learn once it's too late

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I lift, I could do dips with her on my back

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[chair clattering]

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Post body.

who deez?

I'm 90lb

fpbp

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Implying the porn couldn't be classified as a workout video. You show a profound lack of dedication.

HE CUTE

Have had the same experience. It's all talk and no action. They always have some sort of excuse why they can't do it. Just tell them to hit you up if they want to work out together. They most likely never will lmao

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i would make her wear a hoodie if you are headed to the gym. dont want her sweat to get all over the upholstery on the way home

>ywn
FUCK
post body dyel

imagine he forced her to do is video than fucked her in the ass all sweaty after workout haha

tfw you'll never help her break through a plateau to set a new PR and enjoy a healthy vegan meal in the Uncursed Kitchen afterwards.

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>that feel when when
desu the vast majority of people simply lack willpower. in the modern world you can make a living without doing even an ounce of physical labor/effort, so unless you have the willpower to develop new habits then you'll never get around to being healthy

Kys disgusting fuckin jerk

Hahaha wtf, I had already forgot about her.

I used to work out with my older sister once a week when we lived in the same city. She would spend like two and a half hours there every day, but basically just did cardio and a million stupid little exercises.

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Dangerous red flag there, m8. Incestual feelings between young siblings is highly suggestive of them having received sexual abuse.

is that you Brandon?

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gross lol

wowe h-haha

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post your feminine feet

Can someone repost this with the Brazzer's edit

with that pan face? I award you 1 yike yellow fever nigger

>sister fantasy
heh the jew has got its hooks in you, goiym
>sponsored by your global porn merchant

Which is hot

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are mods going to shut this down?

Agreed, father/daughter and mother/son fantasy is hotter

That would be hilarious haha