How bout that soul?

Greetings robots. I am the anti-christ. My name is Lucifer.

I come offering you a chance to sell your soul for anything of your choosing.

All you have to do is tell me what you wish for. I will tell you the next step in return.

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i'll give you an ultimatum, lucifer. either you give me my soul back with a million dollars or you give me my soul back along with 2 duplicates to sell back to you with no cost. i know this is a tough decision but what can i say i'm a smart man and you're a business man.

I will grant your request of 2 duplicates. It matters not to me how many times you give me your soul.

In return, each time you wish to use this gift, you must write your name in cursive on a parchment and then light it aflame while affirming to yourself that I am who you claim me to be.

Trump - the art of the deal.

alright i see you're a smart man as well, i'm sure you can trick 1 soul out of my now 3 souls, let's say for 1 billion dollars?

I can assure you that if you affirm with certainty about your dealings with me, as well as what that implies as far as the afterlife, then you will have whatever it is that you wish.

well i'm sure with only 1/3 of my souls being a minority you may have some influence over my wellbeing in the afterlife. let's say a billion dollars now and heaven later? i'd say that's a good deal. i win you win we all win, especially me. i'd say that's a good deal.

I'm asking for 2 wishes
1 bring her to life (since you are the devil you know who)
2make me and her immortal and non aging, letting us 2 live in isolation

For this I will commit any violent and evil atrocity as long as it doesn't affect me or her personally.
The suffering of others is fine

He that is of the Light. He that observes thee.

He sees thy dealings with me and will not take kindly to it when it comes to thine day of reckoning.

I am genuinely sorry. I cannot bring others back into this life. I can however make you immortal and non-aging, if you are interested.