How the fuck am I supposed to respond to this? I never learned playful flirting in High School
Last time someone sent me a message like this I fucked up royally.
It Happened Again
Carson White
Jeremiah Cook
Just be real. It sounds like you don't even want to fuck her.
I wouldn't.
Owen Rogers
Respond with "Yea obviously tryna fuck, time and place for drinks?"
Aaron Hill
tell her a beautiful lady like her should be saying those bad words
Parker White
If dubs you must say poopoopeepee
Blake Walker
this. then after that say "also, i wouldn't mind having your cute thighs wrapped around my face." or something like that to get the ball rolling and build tension.
Christopher Bennett
Always use humor with women
Ian Cruz
Idk how hot i gotta be to get this reply
Aaron Ramirez
Tell her about the ongoing white genocide, obviously.
Aaron Adams
Tell her you are not into animals
Justin Williams
Apparently you just gotta find a girl desperate enough.
Barring that, one that's clearly just fucking with you like this one is.
Asher Martinez
Say "please explain the joke, I don't understand"
Isaiah Johnson
this, the most real solution and reply
>this comment is original ofc
Dylan Lewis
its a catfish, no girls talk like that
Asher King
say "i'm just tryna shoot these thick strings of cum deep inside your womb." you have nothing to lose at this point user
Jacob Green
"I don't get it but I wanna fuck"
the joke is supposed to be "you're the only Ten I see"
Adam Jackson
Yes, I'm well aware.
Jaxon Richardson
say something equally ironically stupid back
>are you an angel because god i wanna nut on you
>are you from the fbi because i wanna federally investigate your asshole
>are you a melting popsicle because i wanna desperately lick you and then get a tummy ache and then throw you in the trash
>are you the hashemite kingdom of jordan in the middle east because my dick israel hard and ready to invade
>are you a captcha because i wanna fuck you up over and over again
>was your daddy a glass maker because i've been diagnosed with a rare sexual fetish that turns me on when i see crystalline figures
>are you the pacific ocean because i want to dump every load i can muster into you
Juan Lewis
>>are you the hashemite kingdom of jordan in the middle east because my dick israel hard and ready to invade
Brayden Barnes
How did these just get funnier the longer you went on
That Israel one took some legit effort.
Xavier White
>only thing you're fucking is my brain with your shit words
>don't message me again
if trips, OP responds ^
Adam Ortiz
Honestly I think I shut her up with the Ammonia crack I made (courtesy of a friend of mine)
Dominic Collins
damn good try josh!
Charles Taylor
On GOD thats good shit why i browse this shitcase of a place
Andrew Carter
ABORT NOW
Jonathan Moore
Just tell her no if you aren't interested, and if you are just steal some responses from unrelated forum boards.
Anthony Parker
>are you the hashemite kingdom of jordan in the middle east because my dick israel hard and ready to invade
I don't know shit about fuck but this gave me a hearty chuckle.
Camden Carter
>when robots catfish other robots
Cooper Wilson
GOD DAMN those are really fucking good