Lmao fuck you guys

lmao fuck you guys
>try pic related
>LITERALLY the WORST out of every other monster I have tried

Dont fall for this meme

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You have to be 18 to post here.

this

Idk. I tried one and I think it was the best monster. Thought that doesn't mean much.

no it is awesome, I like the taste if you don't like it don't buy it

You seriously lack the 30 year old boomer taste, user.

I think it's the best one.
t. 33 year old boomer.

When I tried it I liked it more than the original, but haven’t tried many other flavors

Best flavor

*sip*
aaahhhhhhh. That’s the stuff.
Don’t worry, you’ll like it once you’ve grown up a little

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It's actually pretty good, not to sweet and refreshing.
Way better than burn, monster with sugar and monster zero and redbull.

fuckin zoomers, shaking my baka

>ngmi

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Lmao do you cucks actually enjoy this no flavor bullshit?
So far its

Original>blue>doctor>red>white

Havent tried anything else

Maybe you'll learn to enjoy the subtleties of it's flavor once you grow up, boy

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it tastes really good you fucking retard what are you on about

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imagine having ruined taste buds that can't enjoy a nicely cooked steak no sauce, broccoli, oats, or monster ultra

fucking pathetic kid go eat more sugar

it is literally the best, cause it doesnt contain sugar
and no, small amounts of artifical sweeteners that this contains does not cause cancer or spike your insulin, you'd have to drink liters of this for that, and if you're drink liters of energy shit every day the ones that contain sugar will fuck you up even faster

1.green
2.red
3.purple
i haven't really drank them since my scene kid days

cringe

Pleb

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if you want true cancer, try the dragon tea one

>you have to go back, Zonny

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Gaddammit, muscle maids....now I have a new fetish. Damn you Internet!

plebs

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ok zoomer

Leave zoomer it's the best one

I don't know why it took them so long to release a product that is just water with caffeine in it.
I drink these almost exclusively now.

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Tastes like lemonade to me. Also it's the only Monster that doesn't make my stomach try to leave my body.

Imagine drinking shit Monster when Redbull exists. Kek

>Drinking red bull

Someone else wanna tell him?

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Go ahead, bud. What could you possibly have against the god-tier sip that is redbull?
>inb4 it’s expensive
Stop being poor

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the virgin zero ultra vs the chad juice monster

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>cig
Never gonna make it

This has been the only taste that didn't taste like shit. Most of them are so sweet they make me nauseous.

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