Mire thread

Based positive vibes creator :)

>go to myself drive thru for dat dere black girl
>order too mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to hollister model, qt dirty bulk hands me my home
>"you look like you could be one a dem windows"
>t-thanks you 2x
>drive food feeling good about mcdonalds
>get bitch, open mcchicken
>stupid home forgot my bag

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Fucking Warhammer kek

Who wants to be with a person who does not have the same interest? If they are going to be so turned off because "Lmao he plays with toys" then fuck them they are a waste of time anyways.

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I totally agree but I can see why she bailed. Women don't dig that shit.

That is the problem with western women and why its so fucking irritating to pretend to be someone you are not. I do not like being a liar or something I am not. Bullshitting gets you bullshit results that don't matter. I understand having set standards but the way they try and take men and mold and train them to be something they are not is why society is backwards as fuck right now.

To summarize this.

>Tfw no Eldar qt player to fight against my Tallarn

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The fact that this is devolving overtime is great

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>rolling with bjj bro
>youre getting swole

>guy who always makes excuses
>not only you got better youre also stronger

It will come from girls eventually

Someone decipher this for me please.

Thank you. I come to these threads for this.

>warhammer
every time lmao

>Not flexing your painting and modeling hobbies on wymyn
>Not taking them home, making them comfortable before showing them your nicest painted models explaining the detailed lore you've made up for each
ngmi

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>never had a girl look at me like this
You've never had a girl look at you before and smile? People smile 9 out of 10 times when you look at them. It's just common courtesy.

You can tell when its a common courtesy smile and one where they stare at you like a rack of ribs on a meat hook.

mire looks aren't a stare and smile anyways, they will look away when you look at them

>do a 360 and walk away
you mean you kept walking in the same direction?
fucking idiot

I'm fairly certain the incels of this board can't tell the difference. OP spergs out because he can't handle a girl looking/smiling at him.

Based and Mr. Rogers pilled

I know what he means though.
I have gotten mired by women that were extremely pretty and I blush every time like a giant strawberry. But they do look away. Another one they do is they pretend to not be looking at you if you are walking towards you but they totally are.

They think we are retarded for the most part I think.

Hello newfriend

>taking the double bait
Now who's new, eh buddy?

>I was merely pretending to be retarded to troll you lmao
ok retard

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taking the triple bait xd

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Kek. Next time I pull a girl I'm going to do this. If I shag her, I will know I have made it

>checking out at lowes with gf
>cashier says "I have to ask, what sport do you play?"
>laugh and say I just lift weights, no sports
>gf gets salty and says not to inflate my ego
>cashier says that I look good so she should be happy
>feel good about myself the rest of the day
Was wearing a t-shirt after hitting legs too. Been gettin more mires after getting back up in weight on this bulk. Normies can't tell how fat I'm getting its great

>on flight down south for vacation
>seated next to two huge black ladies
>usually would be pissed but I’m hammered from drinking before my flight
>they call me muscles
>we small talk for a bit and I tell them I’m going to the beach for vacation
>she asks me if I brought rubbers (not joking)
>I say yeah a couple
>she says good you look like you gonna use em
>tells me not to break any hearts

Also walking down the beach was a mire fest. If you have abs I highly suggest it as everyone there was dyel or obese.

>walking down beach with a couple of buddies
>girls get up from their towels ahead of us and start walking towards us
>I stare at the cute one as she walks by
>after a second I turn my head to check out her ass and she’s already turned around staring at mine with her friend
>mfw

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thanks bro, we're all gonna make it

>tfw based black gym worker sees me lifting 1pl8 finally and gives me a fist bump

Gym workers are literally the only people I would consider friends

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post it please

based quad mog. skinny legs are never okay

>In the gym before I had a major life changing event
>At the height of my physique and confidence
>Walk about the gym like I fucking own the place
>Sets are all done and I'm about to hit the sauna when I notice a beautiful qt miring
>Smile and say hello
>She gives me a sharp hi before giggling and I go on my way

where the hell are you from that strangers smile at you unless theyre signaling something? im from east coast usa and no one in public gives a FUCK about me or anyone else unless im in their way or theyre mirin

I got one from my cousin too,
>Cousin is a red haired rugby playing chad who goes to uni for business
>He's in line at the cafeteria getting eyed up and down by a giant black lunch lady
>She licks her lips and waves him over
>"Ayo you got a girlfriend?"
>"no"
>"Ight. Anytime you wanna make some babies you come tell me mmm mmm."

i love watching this shit go down

>be me, cutting down to 10% before bulk, still dyel with shirt on
>just finished work for the night, 20 hour shift, tired as hell
>walking down the boulevard looking for a bite to eat
>truck full of college girls goes by
>cat calling
>look around like a confused autist, only me nearby
>doesnotcompute.exe
I can mask my autism well enough, but apparently not when I'm caught off guard.

So you want her to pretend to be someone who is into guys that like warhammer?

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>You've never had a girl look at you before and smile?
I don't wanna be part of a fb post or a twitter thread about sexual harassment.

Were you holding your milk?

>started a company when I was 19 years old
>Related to IT
>eventually by 23 years old I've gotten big enough to hire 2 people and able to pay them well + benefits
>In this time, I threw everything I had into getting my company off the ground.
>120 hour work weeks, constant phone calls, you name it
>28 now with 15 employees, finally winding down enough to be able to work normal sub 50 hour work weeks
>In my time working, I always put food last and usually just stuffed some sort of quick deal down my face
>Was chubby when I started the company, finally looking at myself in the mirror, I have fucking abs now
>Was getting whatever suits I could get on sale at places like Marshalls or Kohls
>Ask around to some of my higher end clients that I'm friendly with where they get their suits
>Guy recommends me his private tailor
>Go and get measured for suits in every color imaginable, new shirts, shoes, etc
>The total $20k bill made me raise my eyebrows (I make mid 6 figures)
>Come into work the next week wearing my new expensive and far better fitting suit
>I catch my secretary staring more than once
>My employees mention that I look different/good
>The client who gave me his tailor comes to see me about business and says "NOW you're looking like a CEO!"
>"Now if only you got a better car..."

Apparently driving a 2003 Toyota Camry in a $3000 suit isn't seen as normal. I have spent all my time and effort into my company, I haven't paid attention to myself.

Pretty much because that girl likely does not exist or has a BF.

I know that feel.

Does dropping my spaghetti count?

You hiring? I write Scala code

We're security and database oriented, sorry user. Most of my people excel at Python, C/C++, I even snagged a guy with a knack for COBOL, so we started getting bank attention.

congrats man. keep going.

another brilliant computer multimillionaire on fit, crazy

thanks
lol I know a guy who is a hardcore multi-millionaire because he's an investor for others. He shit posts on /v/ and Jow Forums all the time. I've been coming here since I was way young.

I've always wanted to start my own IT company, but the competition here is way too heavy and i dont even know where to begin. So i dropped the idea.

Studied IT-Security, pentesting and also server management.
Currently working in a datacenter managing it.

Happy for you user

it's a pain in the ass. At the time, I was surrounded by older people/literal actual Boomers who couldn't even hook up their wireless router. I started off doing custom builds for their kids to play video games and recommending college computers. Then to helping them govern their wireless network. Then from there I had someone ask if I know how to run wire because there's a brand new house being built. I ran a bunch of CAT5e, hooked up a wireless router with AP's, etc. Got lauded with praise by the home owner for the coverage he got and he's never had such good speed, etc.

People talk. Before I knew it, my purchased at 7-11, Net10, pay-as-you-go prepaid flip phone was blowing up and I had some people tell me to consider starting my own business. And here I am. Just like people talk, businesses talk. I got the rep as the young upstart kid who knew what he was doing and charged 50% the cost of anyone else.

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Read it through it everytime, kek hard watching it melt

>be me, 20 yo european
>go to Japan to do my Master's degree
>mog the vast majority of adult males
>every girl instantly falls in love with my ubermensch body
>feelsgoodman.jpg

I feel bad for all of you faggots who didn't take the /nip/ pill.

Japan is so fucking weird man. Girls love the bigger white dudes who come there and fall all over them. But any of their 5'8" Japanese males who try to get even a tiny bit swole are looked at like faggots. No wonder their birthrate is so damned low.

You're 100% correct. Will you even believe me if I told you that my lebensborn body didn't get me any pussy here? Girls want to go out with me but turn down every proposal for intercourse.

That is really inspiring to read user, thank you for sharing.

Might give it a go in the future!

What did you study?

>be college student
>have frat letters tattooed on my ass cheek
>work at Burger King over the summer
>Latina manager with a fat ass asks to see it
>show her photo with some of my brothers who have the same tat
> “that one on the left has a nice booty”
>tell her that that’s me
>she gets flustered and apologizes

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I've never gone, but my buddy who is a loose ottermode (likes his rum and coke's too much) had women on him 24/7. Wanting pictures, etc. Then out of all the women, he got actually laid less than 10% of the time.

I think it's sort of like a "marvel" type thing you know? Like they see your sort of body in movies or read about in books and to see one in the "wild" is like an event to them.

Corporate finance and supply chain management

That's basically it. Nip girls are intrigued by our physique, they find it attractive, but they're still nip girls (aka: they won't fuck you unless you go the extra mile).

>we totally arent gay i swear

>girl I matched with on tinder almost a year ago
>had her added from her bio
>see in tinder feed she adds very risque pics
>5/10.... but dat ass tho
>snap her literally a few hours after she added the pics, for the first time lol
>assuming she doesnt know I'm from tinder
>snap for a few days, she sends me very lewd lewds
>implies well hook up soon
>today shes drinking with friends, texting her over snap, ask her to hang later in the week
>she says shes almost out of data so text her and send nudes, gives me #
>sketched out, just text hey, it's a random dude
>she deleted me from snap

Thots are truly crazy. Frankly I'm in disbelief this 5/10 is being picky and fickle

Maybe I should stop pursuing girls I dont think are cute, but my dick keeps pressuring me

If she doesn't like Warhammer she aint worth it

based and kekpilled

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It just keeps getting more based each time

I got driveby catcalled last week. It’s nice.

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No, it isn't.

>go the extra mile
God forbid an ubermensch like yourself actually make an effort. They should throw their naked and willing bodies upon your bed at your mere command.

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I never said that user;)

>talking to priest after church
>"You been working out user? We could use some strong young men like you in this country."
>he then proceeds to ask me why my father hasn't been attending church

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yesterday an old lady told me "you seem too young to be able to grow a beard that thick" i dunno if thats a mire, especially considering im 27

Checking the evil trips. It's nice but surprising. Do you ever make it enough to not be caught off guard by it?
>mfw forever autism

>see slut at gym
>she looks at me
>her mouth is dripping with desire after seeing my sick pump
>she walks over to me while I’m doing incline bicep curls
>her: “hey, how’s it-
>I cut her off immediately
>me: “shut up whore, can’t you see I’m getting a sick pump?”
>her: “oh....I’m sorry, I just thought-”
>me: “yeah well obviously you thought wrong didn’t you?”
>keep in mind I’m still doing curls, my focus is crazy. Probably the combo of Tren and Joe Rogan’s Alpha Brain™.
>I start laughing at what a dumb bitch she is
>she’s immediately filled with shame (as she should be) and starts crying
>my dick starts getting hard because I’m straight up dominating this dumb thot
>I’m still doing curls btw
>suddenly the Alpha Brain™ and Tren go into overdrive
>I’m curling harder
>my dick is getting harder
>feel the urge to jack off but don’t want to lose my sick pump
>start hip thrusting in air to get friction on my dick while curling
>dumb thot is on her knees sobbing uncontrollably, begging for mercy, she can’t handle how dominate I am
>I’m hip thrusting, curling, and my pump is sick as ever
>I start shouting “Ric Flair baby!!! Woooooo!!!!!!!”
>suddenly some gym bros who also have sick pumps (no homo) notice what a fucking alpha I’m being.
>they immediately run over to me and start cheering me on
>retarded ass thot is now ripping her hair out to manage her crippling anxiety
>gym bros alternate between beating their chest and pointing at her and laughing
>I’m still curling and hip thrusting btw
>Overhear one of the gym bros say “damn, that’s the sickest pump I’ve ever seen. Not even Ronnie Coleman in his prime had that sick of pump.”
>I just smirk and say “Ronnie Coleman wishes he was me.”
>Then I shoot a confident heterosexual alpha wink at all the gym bros

This is the dream - to own and run a company and to delegate all the shit tasks to my underlings while I lift and fk bitches around the world.

>they all laugh at my comedic genius and admire my alpha charisma (no homo)
>finally feel like I’m going to cum from all the hip thrusts I’m doing
>tell the brain damaged crying cunt to stand up and face me
>I’m curling and hip thrusting like a fucking madman
>I look her dead in the eyes and say: “You will never have me.”
>she faints immediately into a coma
>I jizz in my Under Armour™ shorts with the power of a thousand suns
>gym bros start losing their mind, they can’t believe what they just witnessed
>they all fist pump the air and stare at me while shouting “Alpha! Alpha!”
>suddenly a man in a business suit approaches me
>business guy: “Sir, that was the sickest bicep pump I’ve ever seen. I’ve managed all kinds of bodybuilders and I think you have what it takes to be the next Mr. Olympia.”
>this fucking twink business guy doesn’t even look like he lifts so anything he says is basically worthless. I humor him anyways though.
>business guy: “In fact, I’m thinking you could be more than Mr. Olympia. Maybe even a Hollywood star with all that charisma you got. You could be the next Arnold Schwarzenegger.”
>I stop curling but still hold the dumbells in my hand
>I look him dead in the eyes just like I did to the thot I put in a coma
>me: “Arnold Schwarzenegger wishes he was me.”
>I drop the dumbells
>the gym bros start freaking out even more. They beat their chests like gorillas on pcp.
>the business twink is frozen still in amazement of my astonishing charisma and sick pump
>I walk away while putting my sunglasses on, gym bros still cheering in the background.
>make my way to the gym exit
>arrive at the door
>I open the door
>I get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

>Been powerlifting for a couple of years cos i it allowed me to feel superior to everyone else in the gym
>Truth is I was just fat
>Finally I give up on my ego and start cutting slowly down to 10% bodyfat and do a brosplit
>Still don't look great cos natty but my abs are clearly defined
>Head to the beach with an extended group of friends and take my shirt off
>immediately the reception from the chicks in the group changed
>they used to be cold to me and now they're laughing at shit I say that's really not funny at all and acting all nervous around me
>One of the chicks sends me a screenshot of the chicks chatting in a groupchat about my abs
>bitches be thirst af
>I'vemadeit.png

>implying I don't go the extra mile
>implying that my tremendous efforts are enough to satisfy nip gals

how dumb are you

Oh and another one
>I'm out walking my dog at around 7pm while wearing a t-shirt that really accentuates my arms and chest
>Along the way I come across a chick I went to school with when I was like 12
>She starts petting my dog and asks if I remember her
>I recognised her but forgot her name, and when she realises this she looks a bit sad
>I save the situation by saying 'hey you wanna walk my dog for a bit?". Her eyes light up and she excitedly takes my dogs collar.
>Along the way she tells me about what's happening in her life and how her boyfriend are planning a trip to europe - basic shit i dont give a shit about
>Eventialy I lead her to a an empty park, tie my dog to a park bench and let hr suck my dick.
>the next day she messages me but i block her cos I don't want to deal with the drama of her and her boyfriend

>immediately the reception from the chicks in the group changed
>they used to be cold to me and now they're laughing at shit I say that's really not funny at all and acting all nervous around me
Sweet fucking god if this ain't the best feeling, fuck chicks who are like that but jesus it feels good.

never get any mires but when I swim laps in the pool I always get pretty swim chicks asking me if they could share a lane with me. other dudes just jump in and don't even bother asking. but pretty girls always ask, all smiles making eye contact.

it's probably nothing but a boy could dream

>cousin
S O L I D

You had me at redheaded cousin

Good job writing down the boring part and skipping the exciting one

I'm pretty autistic lads. Does tinder count? I grew fat throughout my teens and spent the last year getting fit. I made a tinder and managed to obtain 55 matches within 24 hours. I've been insulting women all day and they just take it. I asked one to sit on my face and she was up to it.

Me and a friend work in computer forensics for our local police. I've been thinking, you think there's a market for if we go private with our own company? Many police departments hire out companies for such a thing.

Fat black ladies are the wildest, man. This is unrelated to the thread but here's a story for you I got from a fat black woman.

>Sit down on a flight from ATL to HOU
>Seated next to big ass black woman. They don't make them like this back in New Zealand
>She greets me and immediately begins talking to me like I'm her best friend
>Is this that American hospitality thing
>Tells me about how back in the 1990s she was acting in a movie and met a cute guy she liked
>Guy gave her a necklace. Doesn't make a move to date her or anything, just the necklace.
>At a party a few weeks later, she's talking to some random guy she met
>The first dude comes up behind her and silently just lifts the necklace off her and walks away, kekked
>Lady dumbfounded. Would have been cool with a relationship but he never made any indications of wanting one

Here's the kicker
>She just met him a few weeks ago again while she was in ATL. Nice to see him again
>Arrange to meet for drinks
>He ghosts her
>the 20 year revenge is completed

Moral of the story: people will hold on to grudges for 20 years if it's to do with romance
Second moral of the story: being stuck on the runway for an hour is 10x worse than actually flying for an hour

>get bitch, open mcchicken
Fucking lol

Don't really have a story but have had encounters.

>Go run at the beach on Fri and Sat

>wear tight long sleeve nike compression shirt

>It's black so my muscles really stick out

>Every now and then on my runs I'll get some stares

It feels nice though cause I've come along way from being a 250-290 pound virgin fatty in high school to finally having girls staring/mirin

:,) we're all gonna make it anons

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