Sunny but still cold, classic, edition
Sunny but still cold, classic, edition
Not enough homeless people on the image.
First for wahey
wonder how many yanks post here
my brother's failed his driving theory test 14 times lads
got my mate a copy of one of my favourite books, the count of monte cristo, for a present
hope he isn't ticked off that I got him a book, but I couldn't think of anything else and it's a bloody classic anyway.
I just lurk. /britfeel/ is the coziest r9k thread tbqh
Which meetup was this?
it's a bit unsettling how bad politicians and political figures in our county are so awful at debate, constantly strawmanning without even realising it. People who make logical fallacies should be barred from ever serving in a position of power and from having their voice heard.
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lad literally suicides after getting his foreskin chopped off
Mine failed second time yesterday.Doubt that he'll pass the 3rd time
how does that happen
clearly he's missing something
don't know i find it utterly bizarre
i passed first time. smashed it in fact.
can't believe we're related honestly
bore off nonce
>mfw I passed my theory, driving practical and CBT first time
Just replied to the old thread about those stupid protesters without realising it was dead. Oh well, not typing it again. Afternoon boyssssss
for me it's oreo sandwich, the best Cadbury bar
Post again for new thread:
>Email estate agent
>1 week later, no response
>Go in person, they kick me out and tell me to email again so I do
>1 week later, still no response
Are they ignoring me on purpose? Two emails in two weeks and one in-person visit. Why do they ignore me?
>Extinction Rebellion: what do they want
mostly a feeling of self importance I'd imagine
cock and balI torture?
Compulsory Basic Training lad, it's what you do if you want to ride a scooter/motorbike
You want a medal or something then?
wish more people who get circumcised would follow his example
china is a literaly cockfest
Not sure but I have some m8s from other parts of the internet that probably lurk here because of me, nosey cunts
Fucking apex legends, not played for ages due to shitness but decide to have a go on my mates ps4 cause I'm bored and looking after his son. Only went and took on a full squad downed 2 then took on the last as 1 of my teammates was shooting a downed foe. Killed him so eliminated the full squad.
Never done owt like that, my mates son may have heard WOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YEAH WOOOOOO A FULL FUCKING SQUAD.
Celebrating with a pepperoni and worcester sauce crisp sarnie
Yes lad my mum buys that for me when she knows i am on one and hormonal, not that bothered about Oreos though
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cool blogpost mate
I love chyna, I am friends with chynese chynese guy buys my apartments
>pepperoni and Worcester sauce sarnie
Sounds revolting kek, bet your breath smells ripe
>my brother's failed his driving theory test 14 times lads
wa waw wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wa im a mong boy
You can't even fail the cbt can you?
I've heard people I work with shit on estate agents constantly. It sounds like they've got such a captive market that they don't have to treat you well or act like you're their customer. They'll fuck up all the time, not reply to emails for weeks, and just generally not make an effort to even do stuff that would make them money.
What you doing lad? Buying your first house? Selling your third?
It was nice though, and it was worcester sauce crisps. Best weird combo is defo tuna and salad cream with smoked bacon lardons
wonder if steve lost his virginity before or after xfm
Who tf is Steve?
Oh right I thought you had just poured a bottle of the stuff on your bread. Sounds like the kind of thing I would have eaten when I was a stoner. Dont like tuna much, all the more for you
the effortlessly handsome and charismatic stephen merchant
And, lest we forget, he is also 8 feet tall.
Trying to ask a basic yes/no question about a policy related to renting. It would take 2 minutes to respond, but they ignore me constantly.
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he's looking pretty handsome imo
Oh yeah he's good
Any comfy boys in? Trying to get my flat nice and tidy so I can relax tonight and my brain feels calm when my place is calm
I always hear circumcised me saying their lives ruined because they can't feel anything, but what exactly are they expecting to feel? Mens orgasms are nothing compared to womens and the actual rubbing is nothing amazing. I think they see movies where people masturbate and start moaning in pleasure as soon as they touch their dicks but that's not it at all
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love are pewds 2bh
ANOTHER 3 KILLS full squad again. WTF? Happy days, shame it's not on my account though
Rather comfy mate. Still in the afterglow of last nights hot box session.
reddit video poggers
I'm short. Should I just kill myself?
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based
hope he's out next pm
I've only just learnt that the foreskin is suppose to cover the head, mine doesn't. So even if I was American I wouldn't need to be circumcised
Stoneovers are nice lad, used to quite enjoy wandering about the morning after getting baked all night in a wee daze - not really stoned, but still a bit befuddled.
What is your favourite eye colour lads?
t. AbsoIutely furious lads that failed their tests
i like brown on girls
I was expecting a video of corbyn, I'm disappointed in you user
it doesn't get more based than are hunt, lad
Just farted it smelled like chicken nuggets
Yeah, the girl I liked had hazel eyes. Christ I miss her.
What about on boys?
What happened to her lad?
>What about on boys?
probably blue like me
same with me haha (high school crush) didn't even think about that but may be the reason why
I think I've told you this before but when I was a small child I used to daydream a lot about getting shot and dying in a war, and I would often get a boner while doing this
just been talking to fat terry, apparently theres a war brewing in the roadman scene between corsa and fiesta drivers
>no master race green eyed appreciators
disgusting
She moved away and didn't answer my texts anymore
Green are best IMO. Seem to be quite rare as well.
Do I want to bother with a gf, lads? Be honest.
You should do if you have the opportunity. Having sex seems better than wanking.
>failed
Ok
>14 times
oh god
i actually feel second hand embarrassment for him
But I can wank on demand without the stress of maintaining a relationship that will inevitably fail.
Looking forward to the snooker word championships lads. To be honest. Maybe I'll get a ticket if i can find one at a reasonable price.
Do you reckon the theory centre know his face from memory by now?
If it fails, it fails. At least you'll have experience.
I wish I enjoyed watching snooker, it seems like such a comfy sport but I get bored after the first rack
probably lol
he's missed it by like one or two marks for the past 12 times or something like that
i think it's the hazard perception that fucks him over
I think I'm being ghosted too, my friend used to text me fairly frequently and now hardly at all. Sad innit.
Probably lad, make some nice girl very happy.
>I swear on me mum's life, 15th time's the charm
driving expirt coming through
Tim Byrne lads!
He's on a road trip today. Only gone and taken his new coat hasn't he! special lad!
IDK how he can walk around with all that bio oil on his face. I tried to have a timmy night one night where I sat on my couch and ate a chicken kiev and sipped on an appletiser covered in bio oil and I felt like my face couldn't breathe
I'm not bothered when lads betray me, just girls.
might have to leave my coat at home tomorrow. a scary prospect indeed
different strokes for different folks onit
*demonstrates a flawless parallel parking manoeuvre in the /britfeel/ NCP*
alri lads
>parallel parking
A truly learned wizard man walks among us
Don't worry user. You'll make another friend.
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new joma lads
>no subject
fuck off
Yeah you're correct, I know lots of nice people, but I really liked that one in particular. He is a special friend.
Lad's well and truly gone in the head. Off his rocker lads.
chicken kiev o clock
Why you posting silicon valley tier vlogs in a britfeel thread?
I gave in today and looked at his channel. Poor fucker would fit right in on here
Not OP, but it's an easy enough mistake to make and hardly the end of the world.
Recently got an interview for some shitty care home (good pay, no experience needed). Any robots on here have experience working with old people and retards?
Kinda just going for any job to get me out of my NEET mindset, but i'm curious on how bad of a job it is
>Having friends
You big Normie!
It's the hood that gets me, i feel it's my cloak of invisibilitu