I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny
I'm so fucking horny for art hoes...
i know dude me too except the homeopathy part that goes too far
How do I ascend to an artsy Chad and attract arthoes?
Art hoes... the light of my life, fire of my loins...
You're either born attractive or you're not. Them's the breaks.
I made it fairly good in the genetic lottery (if you can actually believe me).
what about plastic surgery? jaw implant for example
Have you tried Grindr? Get some boipucci or get TOPPED
kys thirsty faggot OP.
last guy on here who told me that on here was overweight, had no jaw and had a receeding hairline
forgive me if I don't believe you
eh, if you can afford it
got to be artsy and deep too tho
Dude, jerk off before posting not after
FUCK OFF MY BOARD JACK REEEEEE
>got to be artsy and deep too tho
just plaster yourself in artsy russian prison tattoos
Something to ruin your boner
That's no art hoe that's professor snape.
he's hot tho
Luckily for you I have seen some of the ugliest men I could think of with hot art hoes under their shoulder in complete admiration. As someone who has been with a few art hoes in my day and had a long term DDLG relationship with one exactly like the one you just described (thick thighs, d cups, fucking retarded), that said I could cheat on her but she would remain completely faithful to me always because she was basically a reverse cuck, I can tell you it is pretty fucking easy to get one. I am an ugly fucker with a dick that barely works, all I did was go up to them and talk to them like I'm talking right now. I talked to them about raunchy shit, I talked to them about my retardedly hypocritical far right political opinions, I showed them my tf2 yaoi collection, I talked about anime a shit ton, etc. Basically, art hoes are just about the only women where you can just "bee" yourself if you are an oldfag user. They just want something different than their friends. They someone to brag about how weird he is to flex or whatever with other 30 iq artsluts. I know one girl who was bragging about how short and smalled dicked her BF was and how she thought he was such a hot "twink", and the other art hoes were fucking jealous. We live in a weird as fuck timeline but Godspeed user. You can do it. Just remember they are women and will try to steal your kids and trap you then take half your shit. Also sex is meaningless after a while and eventually disgusting, but you probably have to find that out for yourself.
Not OP but I tried it out of desperation, not really into it, it was okay but I, like OP, lust for women, this world is cruel
get a really retarded haircut
I'm not even ugly I'm just anxious and socially nervous to a point of seclusion. Fuck I want to cum on an art hoes fce though
this desu, I could probably pull off whatever the male equivalent of the arthoe shit is, at least visually.
But what's holding me back is my utter inability to make my hair look interesting and to choose clothes to buy.
AW FUCK I WANT AN ARTHOE GF REALLY BAD
Just... Dont.. they are the devil.
People on tumblr don't do drugs. That's why they fill their lives with stupid crap like monster/tranny porn, identity politics and racial "awareness" because they are too fucking boring and pretentious to get someone to sell weed to them.
Ngl man that description got me a lil hard too
She looks like she listens to Grunge/Old-school rap/Thrash Metal, doesn't talk, wears all black and doc martens, and plays a Nintendo Switch.
>I showed them my TF2 Yaoi Collection
Uhh...care to elaborate?
I fucking love art hoes. But I am in the same boat if not knowing any. Your description was hot as heck.
i wish i were attractive enough to attract some art girl, but i'm dimmed to be measerable and probably will end with suicide. Will die virgin
pretty much every art hoe i've ever come across is a massive bbc slut
What kind of surgery is this?
For those faggots that saw my anti-gay post yesterday, this is the kind of shit I have a problem with. You fags come out of nowhere spamming your "get on grindr" talk and I'm crazy for calling it out apparently
>go to the same math class with an art hoe
>she is the only person that if not in my "league" then just a bit above
>she has DD juggs and huge ass
>im a skeleton skinny bolding menlet
should i try something with her or not?
Im a black bot and all the arthoes ive met choose my tall white skinny friend over me.
I'm an art hoe and while I'm a lib, I hate niggers but would literally never admit than anywhere except here but ok
What about just normal black people?
>she has DD juggs and huge ass
>im a skeleton skinny bolding menlet
Then why do you think she's your league?
I still tend to stay away from them.
>these women actually study their style and fashion and express it to the world
Me and normies are worlds apart, this is unfathomable to me. Here I am just worried about stepping out of the house with my plain jane self
>I'm a lib, I hate niggers
contradictory, hoe. Or you just care about your own liberties?
why would they want blacks? blacks are so insecure they have to brag about their penis size. no different from insecure rich guys bragging about their money.
>be born
>be hated for existing
Ok
ok, "art hoe" aka big fatty larping as a foid.
also:
whats ur discord?
I LUV ART HOES. GIB QT ART HOE NOW :(
As an ex art ho, all you need to attract them is to be a skinny, well dressed liberal guy and you can even be shy and autistic and they'll still like you.
whats well dressed? I wear jeans and hoodie 100% of the time. is that passable for a art hoe?
Make sure your jeans are on trend and your hoodie is brand. Otherwise just be really hot and they will end up dressing you how they want anyway
A unique style that you feel comfortable in.
Not really, that's the most basic male wardrobe possible. Turtlenecks are the way to go or printed shirts
gib discord fgt.
ya, idk about the really hot. im more of a not very manly man.
lmao im not gonna wear a f0ging turtleneck.
i feel comfortable in hoodie+jeans. but its not unique :(
You clearly need to improve your pathetic self if success is what you seek in life
this faggot has the exact haircut as me wtf
>lmao im not gonna wear a f0ging turtleneck.
Then you're not a match for an arthoe.
so youre a gurl? how can someone like a fiiigggging turtleneck. ITS UGLY.
whats wrong with jeans+hoodie? i can't take any guy srs who does not wear jeans and hoodie.
I'd love an art hoe gf but desu they intimidate me, it's like they'd know instantly how much of a loser I am if I were to say a word to them. I'm not even ugly/a virgin
I'll probably kill myself out of loneliness at some point
What the fuck do you mean "what kind of surgery is this"
lmao @ taking any foid serious.
dont do it bro, art hoes are the worst type of foid, beware of them and steer clear, I thought regular Stacy foids were bad, art hoes proved me wrong. Where as the Stacy is honest in her hatred against the robot/incel, the art hoe will give you a false impression of hope and slaughter your sense of hope worse than any thing.
[SPOILER]t.Someone who started to form a crush on art hoe but found out she had a bf already and cucked me[/SPOILER]
Turtlenecks are just cute on anyone. Nice sweaters are a good choice too. Jeans+hoodie the most basic, boring, unimaginable combo ever because most guys dress like that due to their lack of style.
Shit I messed up, but ignore the spoiler, and listen to me, do not do it, you will regret it, please
how to be an artsy chad
>good genetics
>fit
>not balding/no receeding hairline, no excuses
>young looking
>androgynous
>legit fashionable alt style
>smart and pretentious
Pic origenalo related
Why should it even be something I care about? There are things that require my attention and money more than how I dress. My clothes are exactly what they need to be: functional
because its literally the only thing she is "good" at
she is bad at everything else(social classes etc)
So just become Bob Dylan??
Well if you don't want to attract arthoes then it doesn't matter if you care about your clothes. But you were asking how to attract arthoes and I'm answering.
bob dylan, david bowie, cole sprouse, dylan sprouse, young leonardo dicaprio, young johnny depp, young brad pitt
the list goes on
bottom line: be attractive, be stylish, be artsy, roll in puss
i would rather have no art hoe than look like this fgt. i want to smash his gay brain out.
im alrdy qt face wise. dont think clothes are that important.
I don't really like nose rings.
i'm this but self aware enough 2 hate myself for it
hmu babe
>
>i would rather have no art hoe
Okay then, case closed.
>
>im alrdy qt face wise. dont think clothes are that important.
Then explain why you don't have a gf. Also, most people from here that claim they're cute are actually just average but maybe look good compared to other incels.
Op here you want my dick sword?
sure if ur cute/don't dress shit and pretend you think i'm interesting and pretty
Abaporu#8706 I'm gonna be busy though
idk, I guess coz im socially anxious and dont do shit.
and im average looking. i just meant that im not a manly looking bear type of guy. cause i cant imagine thats what arthoes are looking for.
you really think chad(lites) are browsing r9k? KEK.
forget about OP. im better than him.
>try to go on a date with an art hoe
>she says no because im a 5'4 midget
wtf i thought they would go for anyone
lel you really went ahead and posted ur discord. i wont cockblock you by posting my discord, but youre a disgusting whiteknighting fgt for doing it.
ALWAYS WAIT FOR THE FOID TO POST HER DISCORD YOU FUGGGGING IMBECILE.
thats brocode#1488.
what about David Sylvian?
>David Sylvian
when young, sure
when I see art hoes I get a huge urge to fuck them. idk why, maybe because they're so opposite to me. maybe because they're uber feminists so I want to dominate them and bury their face in a pillow.
You do that and a hundread other bootlickers jump at the opportunity and you have to deal with orbiters en masse
>and im average looking. i just meant that im not a manly looking bear type of guy. cause i cant imagine thats what arthoes are looking for.
Okay and I was just telling you how can you raise your chances with arthoes if you're not a Chad. You claimed that clothes don't matter that much. And they don't - if you're very attractive. If you're average, you need to make some effort or just find a girl who doesn't put much thought into her appearance either.
after this whole thread
tell me again why making a tumbler x Jow Forums dating site
is not a great idea
its a hate but hidden love releation ship
As a user of both, I approve
Opposites attract. Especially for hatefucking.
>tfw when no gf that fingers herself and pisses in a can of spaghetti O's in front of a confused crowd of hipsters
Can I hit you up too? We can share art with each other if you'd like
he means that there is no fucking way that someone is naturally that repulsive, the antithesis of attractiveness, it has to be a result of some sick experiment or something
Lol stay mad nigger
added u just now
being busy is fine i like being ignored (no i don't but still)
yeah sure but i won't post my discord here cause i'll get spammed, i'll add you if you post yours tho
Basko#8932 kinda excited to share my drawings desu
abc#7338
plz add me, foid.
Post more art hoes.
I need to build my collection
Why do all these art hoes look like they just recently were bitterly sobbing?