How does Jow Forums like their coffee?

How does Jow Forums like their coffee?

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Black. Every morning black only since I was 16.

haven't had it in a long time but probably either black or with basic cream and sugar

>falling for the caffeinated Jew

Up the pooper

Black, like my men.

Like my women. I fuckin hate coffee

if I’m at an italian cafe, long black
if I’m at an aussie cafe, latte or sometimes if they’re good enough I’ll have a hot filter coffee, or a cold brew or ice latte in summer
if I’m at home, instant with a bit of milk
if I’m having a bad day, instant with 100ml or so of baileys

I like my coffee like how I like my women
Without a penis

Iced or hot with some ice to cool it down a little, no cream and a pump or two of some kind of low sugar sweetener.

I prefer coconut.

Coffee is a huge gains goblin
It also stains your teeth and makes your breath smell awful
On top of that overdrinking it can cause you to develop a dependecy on caffeine for energy

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explain how it gains goblins pls

Based and coalburnerpilled

Fuck you beat me to it.

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Explain how taking mini-speed is bad for your gains, user. I'll wait.

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Jow Forums thinks anything is a gains goblin. coffee can suppress your appetite and interfere with sleep, but drinking a couple cups a day before 3pm won’t be detrimental

Any good instant coffee recommendations?

Black coffee actually barely stains your teeth. Its the sugar in coffee that fucks the teeth.

t. Dentist.

Blended with 200ml 2% milk, ice, and a scoop of protein. Tastes amazing and gives me lots of energy.

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Based.

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cafe au lait

sometimes i will put a little chunk of bakers chocolate in there

I like nescafé blend 43 cos that’s what my folks drank when I was growing up, aldi sells ‘alcafe aroma classic’ which is basically the same but cheaper
I know a lot of people like moccona but I’m not a fan, it tastes kinda nutty to me and I don’t like it
these are ausfag brands tho so idk if you can get the same ones

like my women
full fat, bubbly and white

black with a tsp of honey

Based, checked, and airplane pilled.

Rodger, Rodger.

What's your vector victor?

For me, it's tea

Do we have clearance, Clarence?

Cream and sugar

Cold brew with ice and a splash of milk.

Black as midnight on a moonless night

Like I like my women.
Black
Bitter
Preferably fair trade

It's an entirely different kind of flying!

hot and black, with a creamy load to finish it.

Like my women

black, like my slaves

Black, half decaf, no sugar. Diluted just to the point where it no longer tastes acidic, but is still rich and roasted-tasting.

bulletproof, with butter and coconut oil

Like I like my women: blonde, pale and with freckles.

Down the drain.

With cream if it's shitty coffee, espresso if it's good coffee

Hi, Mr. Dentist! I heard that coffee is bad for teeth because coffee is acidic. Is it true?

Based and airplanepilled

Same here bro
I love to suck cock

with a scoop of ice cream in it or syrup

Ah, ah, ah! No talkie till I've had my coffee!

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70% north american chimp
30% whole milk
0% sugger
Sugar in coffee tastes like fucking garbage and i'd rather sound my dick than drink that sweet crap. No seriously, if anyone on this board puts shuggi wuggi in their coffee you are a hermaphrodite in my eyes. Stop that shit you freaks.

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Coffee enemas are a thing, it seems like a lot of effort when you could just drink it and feel energized within the same time period.

Am I making my coffee right bros
>pour chilled milk in shaker
>add sugar and coffee grounds
>shake it for ten seconds
>use a strainer and pour the coffee in a glass, leaving the grounds behind

If available - with milk. Every other time - black. Sugar - only when Im working 24h shift 1-2 times a month.

double-shot flat white, triple-shot if it's a large one

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>add sugar
wrong

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I like taster's choice French roast. I don't drink it straight up, but I'll sometimes add a tablespoon to my scoops.

Like my cock, black.

Like my wife loves her lovers
Black

>putting anything in your coffee

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Black Coffee is the Only Coffee

Cream and honey so I can escape skellymode

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How is this not detected as spam?

Black or with only a few drops of milk

Hand drip coffee with a dash of whole milk just enough so the color changes.

bp that's why idiot bud

thoughts on the nescafé gold smooth? also aussie here.

>it seems like a lot of effort when you could just drink it and feel energized within the same time period.
but then you don't get to shove anything up your ass...

Do you have the version with the chef hat? His name is chef tendy.

What kind of Pepe is this? Is it a new kind?

Like my women, very expensive and dug out of the feces of an exotic rodent

like my women
black and bitter

A large mug full of cold, black espresso

This.

I like my coffee black, a little less every day, until it's none at all forever.

How's death wish?

>How does Jow Forums like their coffee?
left well alone on store shelves

no good.

with microfoam wholemilk

I make 400ml of a shake by mixing 200ml milk with 200ml coldbrew coffee and a scoop of protein powder. Blend it. Good shit.

Like my blacks--not at all

Woah shit
can I OMAD off something like that?