Tfw never gonna marry a pair of thicc powerlifting waifus to love and cuddle with after every intense gym session

women under 5'3 should be shot

Nah, just have them breed with men under 5’6” and create an entire race of subservient goblin creatures to do the bidding of us real humans.

Ok I will take the deal if we make them live underground

fucking based

Milkies

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Eating their asses out till they leave

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Thats a funny way to say fucked passionately for hours

How do we ban incels?

>being straight in 2019

This.

A 5'3 woman is like a 5'8 man.

I've fucked girls with this build. It's as great as you'd imagine

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>tfw wife wont let me bring in other women who have been eyeing me so I can start a harem

Its bullshit bros. She says on one hand she thinks it'd be hot and it'd lessen the load of having to have all the kids by herself, but then she flip flops on me and says that she only wants kids that have her genes despite wanting the other women to get pregnant and couldn't "imagine explaining the situation to her friends and family".
How do I get my wife to stop being a pussy? Bitch is scared of riding rollercoasters too.

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They're extremely fuckable. Im not saying have kids but a hot 4'9-5'3 chick is like finding gold in a niggers ass

>bitch is scared of riding rollercoasters too
One step at a time, user

Height doesn't matter for women, retard.

I imagine it’s terrible because she’s built like a man and I’m not a closeted homosexual

>tattoos
Dropped

This is the post of a closeted homosexual

How fucking gay are you that you look at and think “that looks like a man no way would I hit that”?

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It does to me
Where's my Amazon gf?

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Someone post the pasta

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that arm vein

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I have masturbated to every single one of her videos. I found her relatively late in her youtube career, but I began as soon as I watched the first one. Within the next 3-4 weeks, I noticed that I have came to all her newly released videos and a few of her older ones I went back and watched. I then set a goal for myself to do all of them. I'm not gonna lie, it took me quite a while to complete the task, maybe a month or so. And again, not all of these were "relatively" sexy. However, I always found something about her that just begged for cum... of course her brapper, her strong strong features, her bitties, and her face. But to be honest, it's not even these common features themselves that set me off - but rather her metaphysical bredability.

Keep in mind, megsquats has over 400 videos. That means I've came to the idea of breeding with her over 400 times. At this point, I believe I've formed a cosmic connection with megsquats in which mulitiverses are formed from pure thought. In each multiverse, I've bred her another child. And in one multiverse in particular, we've started an army. Meg is hooked up to a machine that keeps her legs spread and there are various tubes jammed in all over her, like one in her mouth that force feeds her and one in her ass that is an extension of her digestive system, and a couple connected to her tits that continuously milk her, and various machines keep her washed and shaved. I simply walk up to her once per day, sometimes twice, and activate the machine by saying "Hello my strong strong friends" and the mechanics bring her to my erect cock and the whole thing vibrates until I orgasm. Then when she becomes pregnant, the machines manipulate her onto an "accelerator" of sorts, which removes the fetus and places it within an artificial womb to grow. In this way, the beauty and youth of meg's body is preserved. Also, she is released from the apparatus once per day to powerlift.

Given how experienced you are, what videos do you recommend?

>Someone post the pasta
Learn to read

All this mass for a 60kg snatch?

Enjoy manlet children, beta fucktard.

Tall mothers don’t guarantee tall kids. My dad is 6’1” and my mom is 5’9” and I ended up being 5’10”. My brother is 5’8” kek

Believe me when I say that girls who are into the gym as much as these are boring as fuck. Unless you want all of your conversations to be about the gym or food, don't bother. It gets old REALLY quick.

Yes but imagine if you'r dad was a pussy beta who went for a little 5'3 woman. You would kill to be 5'10 then.

built like a farm cow..

lmao..

lel

based

>white

Gross.

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sauce?

Cynthia Leu

that dog knows what's up

Remember when she talked about how her anus prolapsed while squatting?

I thought it was haemorrhoids

>no cookie gf

jdimsa

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The latina or the redhead is the ultimate struggle of man.

yes please.

>sniff em user, haha!

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>"men" wanting to cuddle
This is how I know you are an omega incel or a woman

My dad is like 5'10 and mom is 5'2 and i got to 6'
I really don't want midget kids but short women are such a fucking turn on brehs

WHHHHAAAAAAAA
Hooooly fuck thats hot

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you can in a mormon gym

except they always look like half midgets. check out those bitches foreheads.

name?

Shoko Takahashi

>Being this new
Lurk moar faggot

so close

GO BACK TO RE*DIT YOU FAGGOT

Checkin these digits cos i cant check

mommy

whos taht bitch on the left¿

megsquats

Go back to r9k, incel.

I'm not going to marry them, just fuck them, you beta cuckold.

this
a sub 5'3 woman doesn't even need to be good looking to get my peepee hard

She’s hot but her elbow looks like it’s going to snap

Fuck your mother then

user this is a Vietnamese basket weaving forum specifically made for incels. You’re outnumbered and in fact a foreigner

>children
what a beta cucklord

JUST

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ugh until you hear her talk and see how she acts. I followed her on instagram for a while, and is obnoxious and why women are ruining powerlifting. I don't mind women who respect the sport men spent decades building, for that reason I can't stand a lot of USAPL fags too. Compare her to Janis Finkelman who is a bad as bitch (and a huge bitch too, but anyway). That's what a powerlifting woman should be like.

>How do I get my wife to stop being a pussy? Bitch is scared of riding rollercoasters too.

If this is what she has said so for, you just do it and she will accept it. She wants it she just is afraid of how people will view her. Just buy houses kiddie corner to eachother in a subdivision with shared back yards.

I really hope she's read this. lol

what a dissapointment

May god have mercy on your rotten soul

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