I’ll try one more time as too many of you were too pussy to post yesterday
Do this
>set up Vocaroo
>record the sound you make when doing cold showers
Here's mine
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Btw, the part where I counted to 30 when when I put it at the absolute coldest. Usually I make it to 1min but I wasn't sure how long Vocaroo could record so I limited it to 1min yesterday
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This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen and I'm a part time tard wrangler.
Man you wouldn't believe how fucking hard at that bro, lost all my breathe and sent my sides to space. I'm proud of you though Ape man, you're not the hero Jow Forums deserves but you're a hero I'm proud to have.
Thank you for this OP you made my day
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It’s 12:31 am and I’ve just woken everybody up with my sides, thank you user
Done only cold showers the last month, I don't make any sounds anymore. I can stand perfectly calm most times for few mins easy. Anons I highly recommend it. I have really dry skin and cold showers helps with that, makes my skin feel good. Oh and the mental benefits + what are you a pussy? It's just cold water
Peak autism
Don't ever change Jow Forums
Holy fucking BASED
based and gorilla pilled
But if you know it's cold going in why are you grunting like it's a surprise?
cold water on my back always catches me by surprise
You sorta sound like some wild animal
BASED GORILLA
I've done cold showers for 400 days now. started from 10 mins, but do 7 mins now cause the last 3 minutes are a bitch.
started doing it because of ED from porn. Healed the fuck up thats for sure. boners every morning, something I couldn't say before.
Dude im not listening to 3 fucking minutes of this
I leld hard ty bro
POST YOUR VOCAROO FOR FUCKS SAKE
You are balls to the walls insane, but I can respect that.
are you people so undisciplined you can't even handle a cold shower?
i am dyel and don't even exercise, and I've been taking cold showers for about a year now, just turn the water to the coolest and do it
wtf fellas
Since I started my fully-fasted NoFapNoPornNoMediaNoScreen pure silence cold shower barefoot 4am navy seal lonewolf monkmode asstograss purestrength NoAesthetics 5x5 program I've added 10 lbs a month to my squats!
The isn't isn't so much discipline it's literally a physiological reaction for some people's breath to cut out under cold water.
haha well done mate keep it up
which can be controled by discipline
imo the hyperventilation i used to get on my starting days felt amazing, it's gone now
>which can be controled by discipline
No it can't. You can't control physiological reactions through willpower. What discipline does is help you endure it.
>>which can be controled by discipline
>No it can't. You can't control physiological reactions through willpower. What discipline does is help you endure it.
ok, /broscience/
It sounds like gay porn
Are you seriously suggesting you can control a physiological reaction through discipline? This is like saying you can control your metabolism through sheer will. Are you retarded? You can endure through it and train your body to stop or resist it, but you can't control it.
the fuck am i listening to you fucking mong
Absolutely based
what the fuck OP
This is nu-Jow Forums you are talking to
ebin contribution
absolutely gonna make it
Finally some good fucking content.
10/10 thanks for the content user
My shortness of breath is physiological? Sauce?
what a wonderful way to start my morning. thanks OP, you're gonna make it before any of us.
It's called cold shock response. The cold water causes vasoconstriction which leads to your heart needing to work far harder, and your lungs needing to supply more oxygen. It causes hyperventilation. It can and will go away if you take the cold shower often enough.
I tried but Texas cold water aint shit.
Recording is just 6 and a half minutes of me taking a normal shower
>can train your body to stop it
>can't control it
ok buddy
Nice :)
Training your body != controlling it. You can enter ketosis by not eating carbs, but that is not controlling it via will. You can lay down when you're tired and sleep, but you're not willing yourself to sleep. Training your body is not the same as willfully controlling physiological processes.
>this thread
>again
I'll give you a bump, my friend.
Has a lot of potential.
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Story time
Sorry I don't have a recording op but I took an ice cold shower to cool down one night and it's fucking uncanny how much I sounded just like you
I just jacked it to this audio, OP
>guy records himself yelling for three minutes
>"based" "based" "good content bro"
Dilate
You cunt I literally buy 14 lbs of ice to ice bath every day. Stay in for about 3 songs on an album. Soreness be gone.
Also Russianon so ice in my veins
Better than your garbage threads.
Your limbs are like alien
Hell ya bb thank you I'm alien af
I had a bunch of leg surgeries so I was out of the game and atrophied hard. Nonetheless, ya, long limbs
alright guys immma give this a go
Here's my contribution.
>vocaroo.com
>the nervous laughter
my sides
Peak Jow Forums. Also how many are jacking off to this.
I'm in Houston, so the cold water is like 80 degrees.... It isn't exactly cold.
i'm fucking crying, what the fuck is this autistic shit
play this two together and you have an excellent shower gay porn
you like nice af russbro :)
>i am dyel and don't even exercise, and I've been taking cold showers for about a year now
Yeah this just about explains it
Just got an email saying my financial aid was rescinded, but this made my day OP. Thanks
josh?
>calls literal science and anatomy "broscience"
maybe you should read some books inbetween sets you fucking nigger.
i love this thread, keep it regular so i can contribute later or tomorrow.
What am i doing with my life
vocaroo.com
Google says 15°C(59°F) Water Temp coldest avaliable
POSTING IN BASED THREAD
NGMI
what should i do, get ice?
yes
I can't fucking breathe.
how cold is it supposed to be?
my fucking sides
Are you really supposed to make that much noise in a cold shower?
I imagine that's how i sound before i creampie a twink
until you start making noises like OP
nah, you can make it silent by just focusing on breathing, but why would you upload just the sound of water and heavy breathing? are you autistic or what? grunting like an ape helps and it's fun.
>You can't control physiological reactions through willpower
You totally can though, it just takes practice.
For example: I do fast breathing hypoxia daily (Wim Hof style), and during the retention phase I focus on lowering my heart rate to hold my breath as long as possible (my record so far is 4:35 btw). At first this didn't really work, but it does now: I can lower my heart rate to about 35, which is roughly 15 beats below my normal resting rate. And that's with fairly minimal effort.
KEK
diver reflex is not exactly controlling your heart rate conciously
well I take daily cold showers too and I no longer have those gasping reflexes. Then again, it's summer and the water isn't really that cold anyway. I'll probably sound like OP when winter comes.
KEK
>tfw my coldest setting isn't cold enough to shock me that much
I can't even put it above three because it's fucking roasting.
Holyshit this fucking thread
Hahahahahahahahha holy fuck
This is a good thread
best thread ive seen in weeks
someone should make this into a youtube video where every single vocaroo is combined into one video.
imagine
hahahaha
t. push up poster
>keks in haram
my fucking sides
Oh no, I feel dirty for doing it now.
Nothing a quick shower won't fix!
I´m lying in bed dying of laughter, you sound like someone shot a raging baboon or something
>tard wrangler
Fucking kek