User... could you please put some sunscreen on me?

>user... could you please put some sunscreen on me?
what's your reaction?

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Ugly.

"I think that would be a bit inappropriate"

I say that sunscreen is dangerous for you, and tell her to go in the shadow

*nut in my shorts*

*crab scuttle into the bushes*

Put some lotion on her. Apply extra to her ass cheeks and inner thigh. If she doesn't express any objections move my hands slowly towards her pussy. If she still doesn't say anything go in for the kill.

faggot

Be gone gains goblin!!!

do you base everything off porn?

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She has more gains than you, breh.

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snap my fingers to get my other sluts attn.

from across the pool. she lowers her sunglasses to look into my eyes. "Femanon needs another layer of sunscreen,do us all a favor baby and help her out" Other slut practically jumps out of her pool chair she's so giddy for what is to come.

she struts her ass past me in her cute bottoms that practically don't hold any ass at all, just like >pic related.

Other slut will begin to straddle femanon, sitting on her lower back, using her sunglazzed ass to press against femanons. She'll then squeeze some tanning OiL on ther hands, leaning her breasts closer towards femanons back, and begins rubbing the oil alllll over femanon. They both are eyeing me, eager for my satisfaction and to see if they can get my cock so they can both crawl over and suck my prized cum out.

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No, that's what I do with my gf.

>user... let's work out together!!!

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I'd go back to PAINTING MORE MINIS!

Idk, Sophie. I liked you more with long hair.

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I'd love to! but I'm very sorry, I just cum

y-you too

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>user... could you please put some sunscreen on me?
what's your reaction?
>my cum has sun portective properties as well
>it works best if you swallow it

shit taste, short hair frames her face better

So vivid user

She's U G L Y. I honestly don't see how anyone could find her face attractive from what little is showing. This is the ideal look for a woman.

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I wish that was me

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as long as I don't look at her feet nothing embarassing will happen

I have never ever believed in the "OH BODYBUILDER WOMEN JUST LOOK LIKE MEN" shit until I saw this girl. Her face and hair are actually manly as fuck and the body really doesn't do her any favors. I'm all for varbies but this girl is not it chief

Make me!
>please

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>woman

Nah, you're just into boys, mate. Sophie was way better before she went full dyke mode.

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>o-okay

sunscreen is bad for you

>put suncream on my dick
>keeping eye contact ultill she looks away
>keep looking at her and stat rubbing my dick
>still looking at her

this is a boy you faggot

Wrong. It's a girl cosplaying as a boy.

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>still looking at her

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It's a boy larping as girl cosplaying as boy.

...well what it matter is that she/he looks like a boy and this is in any mean how a fackable female should look like.

just saying

n-no

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“Sure bro, you look really cute like that. No homo of course”

Based thread
Also cute

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just throw myself on her and hump her and kiss her and roll us into the pool where I strangle her and kiss her and pump hEr ass full of smeene wheile she is in my control hahahahaha

>You must be mistaken, I dont touch any woman that isnt one of my wives.

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Muslims are lecherous hypocrites

Sure, you can benchpress me if you want.

they do, they just also stone them for being whores afterwards

>the biggest rapists in the world
>loyal to their wives

>proceeds to rip thong off and starts humping dat ass

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>I tell her I will, I then will come up behind her and bash her skull in on the floor. In an effort to hide the body I will cut it up and encase the separated body parts in small blocks of cement. I will then put the cement blocks in boxes and bury them in shallow riverbeds.
Or something like that haha

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organic?

lmao

And how would you clean the blood and etc? hahaha

Got a special mix right here. Just your face or everywhere?

He cute
Rude and bluepilled, Jow Forums tomboys are for cuddles and loving and NOT for murdering and dismembering

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>I'm sorry, your old woman stench is making me nauseous, please move away.

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Don't compare us to subhuman H*ndus, we're worlds apart from those pigs.

>Sorry, I'm actually GAY
This is the official Jow Forums reply

>not eating the corpse for bonus protons and effectively hide the evidence

Amateur

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Jow Forums is now a cunny board

12/10
god it's fucking annoying looking at these girls all day long knowing

Probably acid or bleach haha

>...said the kike

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>pot calls the kettle black

I thought niggers were afraid of water

Fuck off, ain’t gonna touch that greasy shit!

...she is half thai - half swedish

Can't. Sunscreen breaks down testosterone.

>”ah there you are user, let’s go for a run!”
>”you do do cardio, right user?”
What do?

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>lol no way, fag

She's half naked....wearing black cotton panties...

This is a realistic plan. It's obviously what a girl asking this actually wants.

> Just keep walking since she's not talking to me.

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I tell her I’ll use my own sunscreen as it’s better. And apply it to her, little does she know it’s 1/4 homemade cum.

Those aren’t panties

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"Yeah, sure."
Then I slather her back, arms, ass, and legs.

>you will never massage her tired, sweaty body after a long workout session
Life is pointless.

what's your point?

First, chase her into the woods and then push her into the bushes. I always keep a hammer on me so I should be able to finish her off pretty quick but I won’t. Maybe break her kneecaps first so she can’t run, if she starts fucking screaming I’ll let her know what I do to loud cattle. Once she’s sedate I’ll slowly slide off her stupidly tight clothes. All that strength for nothing, she could never best a man. Then the finale, I tie her up against a tree and wait until she can’t HELP but force out a crackling, stinky log. OH MY GOD FEED ME, juicy, stinky, tender. Pure bliss, nothing less. Maybe finish her then but maybe wait for more treats. One fucking day

rape o' clock bro

This guy gets it.
She obviously wants you to massage her.
So you start by gently putting lotion on her back, then you start teasing her ass, inner thighs and tits by lightly applying sunscreen with the tip of your fingers, and then progressively, with your full hand.
If it works and you feel her making it easier for you to massage those places and that nipples aren't a no go, you can try going for a pussy rub, but it will not always work.

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>First, chase her into the woods and then push her into the bushes. I always keep a hammer on me so I should be able to finish her off pretty quick but I won’t. Maybe break her kneecaps first so she can’t run, if she starts fucking screaming I’ll let her know what I do to loud cattle. Once she’s sedate I’ll slowly slide off her stupidly tight clothes. All that strength for nothing, she could never best a man. Then the finale, I tie her up against a tree and wait until she can’t HELP but force out a crackling, stinky log. OH MY GOD FEED ME, juicy, stinky, tender. Pure bliss, nothing less. Maybe finish her then but maybe wait for more treats. One fucking day
You win the day sir

Of course, but first will you tell me something?
How in any whey is this related to fitness?

I met Sophie in Stockholm, her handshake was firmer than any man I've ever met

I would have run away after seeing her.

Did she have soft hands?

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I save ever one of her Webms I see.

I copy exercises if they look effective. And i also have mentality of "if a girl can do it, why cant I?"

I stopped progressing on squats because the strain it put on lower back was outpacing my leg strength. After watching this, realized I could do a split leg squat (?name?) instead with a lower weight. Or lunges with barbell. Basically like a ~2pl8 squat but more concentrated on a single leg.

This way my legs still progress, while gradually giving back time to strengthen as well.

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Do machine hack squats too, hits quads well without straining the lower back much, great way to get extra quad volume after some heavy squats without burning yourself out.
I should probably turn some more of her videos into gifs soon as well

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>yes I get up 2 am just for the night prayer how could you tell

spbp

Surprisingly soft, I guess she uses moisturizer alot

>I guess she uses moisturizer alot
It's cum user, cum

what's wrong with this bitche's face?

h-hot

Run over, grab her by the back of her neck and violently rape her in ass, mouth and pussy

based

that's shinuki isn't it

Indeed.
It's a shame she never showed her real tits.

This. You're an incel virgin if you dont do it.