Tinder adventures

spit in my mouth and be the mother I never had

I wanna ream you with my fucking cock you asian whore!

this nigger got it winrar!

Are you down for a white boy colonizing your filthy gook pussy?

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You look really like my sister *heart-eyes emoji*

I didn't realise beastiality is allowed on this app.

your face looks like candy, can I lick it?

you're cute :)
oregano
originoli

this is it, reroll

Done brother

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roll

vegan love

send this next

You look really like my little sister *heart-eyes emoji*

Absolutely based and redpilled OP original

woops hehe sorry. my spaghetti fell on my keyboard xd so uhh, how was your day? do you play any video games maybe? :3

Do you want some pozload?

Based. Post her answer.

Huh, you really look like my hot little sister *heart-eyes emoji*
wyd?

Will wait for Anathea to reply before I say more, in the mean time dubs decides on what to say to this slampig

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See(son with oregano and pepper)

Ayy I didn't know shrek used tinder

No way she's 18, I'm fucking done. That's ridiculous

anathea ... im gonna make you wish you had anesthesia
>drums
hey mind if i play the drums with your cheeks :)

Hey, I speak whale!

how do they make it so the horses dont drown during waterpolo??

How about a dinner date at an all you can eat buffet?

*makes flirtatious whale noises* UwU

Hey Ms. Piggy, I loved you in The Muppets!

Remember anons, the first dubs to get posted will be the message. Re rolls of others won't cut it as shown above

Can't wait for you to take me to your place. The seaside is so romantic.

OwO what's this?
Gotta send it now, user.

THAR SHE BLOWS! THATS HER! THATS THE BITCH WHO TOOK MY LEG! MAN THE HARPOONS!

Do you keep stuff in between the rolls on your stomach?

Wait no fuck mine don't count

Can I eat rice out of your fat rolls?

Are you, by any chance, a fat man?

Lose some fucking weight you hairy beast

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WINRAR WINRAR

ayo whale, wanna fuck?

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FILIPINA

WIFE HER UP

Based Tinder poster

Filipinos are creaturas
t. filipino hapa

you've got the cutest dimples, let me make you dinner so I can better know the girl who owns them

SORRY I TOOK SO LONG LADS internet died

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Here we go originallio

top fucking kek. holy shit OP, good work

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Dubs and she responds positively
(I wont get dubs and I know it lmao)

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let us know what happens bro

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Will do my man. In the meantime dubs gets this one.

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I want to play with your pussy

Selfies with your meals are for Facebook you dumb fucking whore.

I want to fuck your brains out, chop you up, and bury you in my yard

kek originally lmao

Read siege
[Originally of course]

Is your pussy sideways or upside down?

Remme prow that lice fierd

Was the cat tasty?

stir fried post

I hope the cat tasted good. Mind if I taste yours?

Which pussy will I be fucking?

Do you fuck Nogs to make your parents angry?

is that cat our dinner, sweaty ;)?

God can we just fuck already, are you an exhibitionist?

Can your pussy handle my bantz?

Open bob or bitch lasaga

Id rather fuck the cat than you

I'm gonna stir fry that pussy of yours

Pussy on display.

2L8 BOYO

Manlet, hairlet or dicklet?

wait OP use this one

W1nrar

Tell the next one to sit on your face

God you people are retarded

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this is underrated and deserves a second chance. if dubs do this one

do you have a strap on that you don't mind getting shit all over

She's heard it a thousand times already.

Next one should be: winrar

I was having a bad day thanks for the kek

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Netflix and chill at my place?

So how is janitor job for magic school paying these days?

[Insect noises]

I will pay you to take a video of you pissing in a diaper. Also can I see your feet?

chiNk
Original

Buzz buzz hello fellow bugman

reroll

(originallyeeoo)

I've been waiting for 2 hours, where are you?

nail my penis to a plank of wood
or
pressure cook my greasy balls

go fuck yourself sand syndrome jew

ok fuck she's actually kinda cute

I know. If someone gets dubs again I might do another message