How do short men ascend in the modern world?

how do short men ascend in the modern world?

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Ladder

That is a shittest, if you say the right thing at the right time you can fucj her even if you are 5'4

>just went to get my physical today
>wearing loafers with lifts
>qt medical assistant measures me
>"wow a little over 6'2" user!"
>don't correct her
>just smile
Women go crazy for a tall man.

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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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By making money. Friend of mine is quite short and kind of chubby. He had absolutely no game and had no girl for a long time. He saved up a good amount of money and opened a business. His store grew and he opened another one. Suddenly you see his facebook full with messages form girls. They obviously want his money, but at least some of them might want to settle with someone like him.

Bottom line, money is everything

By shaming women for manlet shaming
Only fellow men get to mock manlets, protect our short kings

>Caring about your height
Don't, in 80 years everyone you know including yourself will be dead, it's not something relevant to you or anyone. Aim at having a peaceful life and a peaceful death, those are things far more important.

Money is just cope for ugly people desu

>t. 6'4 lanklet

the truth is that without money or long term stability chads will eventually lose their gf/wife too, looks get you short term relationships and sexual desire but money is what sustains relationships with women
I'm going through this right now, I get constant attention from girls and can do hookups whenever I want but I can't keep a relationship longer than 2 years because I don't have the high powered career that's expected of me in my area

I'm 5'9, who cares?

The internet
And deep down, you do too

Women care.

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Have a personality, goals, dreams, passion projects and pursuits, be a decent conversationalist, be funny and use offensive humor without actually meaning it or having hate in your heart, have good hygiene and good fashion sense, clean apartment that smells nice, work at a job you love or are highly interested in, have a garden, have a cool car but nothing too flashy, exercise regularly, cook regularly and have a good diet where you can also handle having snacks, y'know, basic shit for any man to get a good woman.

Dogs give you bonus points.

>doing all this just to get laid

If I ever get enough money to commission a porno it will be of chad dwarves who hide in cupboards and fuck married women. DWARFED.com

Kek

what is funny about this

>cope

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They took your height with shoes on???

get money, it's the only thing my short friends have done to get women

M8 if you dont already have like 90% of this, you have quite a problem

Also most of that is stuff you should be doing anyways(excluding car etc)

Leg Extensions

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> go to therapist
> ask template info: age, sex, height, etc
> my manlet height, 5’6’’
Therapist immediately advises that maybe sewer-side isn’t such a bad idea. I cry tears of joy that I wasn’t being delusional. Later virgins, this boy has a date with a pair of black aluminum lips.

The only thing he listed that's unreasonable is the garden and car.

Gottem

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>tfw when I’m 5’9

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>Chad can get the same woman by simply existing

Pits aren't bottomless.

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No, I really don't
I don't care, thus it doesn't matter if they care

kek

Making fun of someone for something they can’t control. Classy.

Based and homo pilled.

Stilts

>TFW 5'9

oof that was a close one heh heh

Yes?

they don't

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who is the tall guy? what a fucking chad, those lats, the thick bulge, the jaw. dang

also look how autistic the manlet's facial expression looks lmao

Tall dude is Connor Murphy

day of the mow is coming lanklets.

Grow, grow, growwwwwwww

You're forgetting the hard gyno he's amassed.

This is just depressing.

yea, i'm thinking its over

There's something heartwarming about feminists voluntarily admitting their "woke on male issues" virtue signalling for what it really is.

I'd pay to watch it