Haven’t had sex in 2 weeks

Why waste your time having sex when you could just train more?

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> mfw GF likes to have a lot of sex and it damages my sleep schedule

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I had sex once, it was horrible

Ha! I'm at a year

when you were born, your penis touched your moms vagina as you exited so you're not a virgin

doesn't fucking matter. don't think of it as a "performance" and just enjoy it.

Dom it earlier

she had a c-section
>tfw cucked by doctor

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Had sex last night! Eat shit virgins!

try 23 year

3 years
I expect I'll be the same when I hit 34

8 years and counting. And when I did, I most certainly did not enjoy it.
Also a month since the last kiss, and that I liked very much but she left the country and I probably won't see her again any time soon.

>tfw lost my virginity last friday to a tinder slut, while cheating on my christian gf, who wanted to wait til marriage to have sex

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Get that gains goblin out of your life immediately. Think of what this is doing to your progress

extremely based i tell myself this everytime i think about fapping

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Assuming you're not lying you should at least go to confession

28 years. Two more and I become apprentice wizard. At 40 the mystical gains come.

>go to confession
Not him but is it real, fren? Am I wasting my life because I'm at war with God?

>almost 4 years

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I never had sex with this one girl I know for 10+ years.

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8 months here. I had a chance recently but I blew it when I dropped my spaghetti.

Only you can make that determination. The times I've been furthest from God have been some of my worst years

i will. at the time i thought of so many reasons to cheat on her, but i regret it deeply now

Oh no no no no no you couldn’t just wait?

>mfw I can have sex with prostitutes anytime I want

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Do you kiss them?

I eat their asses

Based and GokuPilled

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Knock one out quickly before you go on the date. If you cum you cum... Just keep having fun until you're ready again

Nah they are not really into that. They just suck my dick and put it in. I want to practice my kissing but I'll take what I can get

4 days for me bros

It's been almost a week since I had sex and anime tiddies are turning me on already bros

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havent had sex for 24 years

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Been possibly 20 days since Jacking off.
I can't care anymore

>haven't had sex ever
>feel less inclined to interact with other people, let alone women, every year

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she was leaving our country next summer for school. Also she wasnt a virgin herself. Im not waiting until marriage for used pussy.
Basically, there was no way we were getting married and our relationship was failing already anyways

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25 years and going strong. I can feel my mana pool growing by the day.

>caring about sex when WoW Classic is coming out in less than two weeks
Get your priorities straight, anons...

Imagine buffing your STR to break the deadlift world record bruh

I'm so fucking ready breh my 3 chars are already created

How to have sex when living at home with parents? I had a gf for awhile but I don’t want to be bringing girls home who idgaf about

Inb4 move out, moving out in october

Mine was 2017.

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>30yo NEET
>but
>living in cuckshed separate from dad's house
>can just tell sloots I rent it

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Go to their places? Wait out the two months until you move out?

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>she wanted to wait for marriage to have sex with you but she'd already fucked other dudes

Yeah I was gonna call you out, but honestly I don't blame you. Fuck that bitch. Dumb slut deserves to be cheated on.

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