/r9gay/ - #693

>tfw you don't have autistic, neet, twink, polish bf

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>tfw still no irish boyfriend

Sorry i ate em all

>tfw no nerdy introverted bf to cuddle up and play vidya with all day

so how about that cp senpai?

>cuddle
>vidya
take me

depends where you're from user

burger
im guessing you arent?

If he's not I am.

I'm a Brit
with a thing for American guys

do not reply to tripfags
simple as

>tmw no bf to bap meow

ask and you shall receive lord faggot

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curse this ocean.
take my e-cuddles you kinky crumpet

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>tfw no bf that sits on my dick while i play video games

>tfw no bf with small dick and balls that wants me to pretend that it's a pussy

>tfw no bf that wants me to rub my 7 in dick on his pussy

>two wants me to impregnate him by cumming in his asshole.

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>tfw no bf to hate the english with

t. prison gay
go to instead and talk to some trannies

Meow baps u

No I'm gayer than you can imagine.

this was fine until you added the pussy part, just fuck a girl or a tranny(dyke) at that point

t. wants a tranny

Disgusting. I'm attracted to men, but I like emasculating them.

Only if you're a cute trap do I accept

>emasculating
Then you're not exactly attracted to men, are you? By definition it's purely depriving them of masculinity and a man without that isn't exactly a man, right? Obviously it's not literal but the effect is the same, you don't like men.

Uhhh, wtf, when did faggots get so catty like trannies? You guys basically sound like trannies when they talk about chasers. Liking dudes isn't a super sekrit club

the fact that you can't even be bothered to do mental gymnastics to the last user that made a point just kind of put the final nail in your coffin

alright this has gone on long enough.
death to all tripfags
you fucks are killing useful bumps with your faggotry.
kindly stick barbed wire up your dick you insipid cunts
also kill all prison gays

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>Uhh wtf trannies you guys are trannies haha you sound like trannies guys you really are acting like trannies omg you know who acts like this? trannies its trannies all the time you guys are trannies definitely yup trannies im not straight you guys are catty trannies omg tranniesss lol tranies oops! i think i met a tranny hahahahah funny tranny fun. fun. fun. tranny! hahahahha

Oh God Oh fuck help me!

I have been having these thoughts in my mind. I am 100% straight, but for some reason I really want to make my straight best friend my feedee and want to watch him get a bloated belly and his ass grow somewhat or for any sign of his fitness to go away and him develop a bigger more round bubble ass. I am 100% straight and I and my friend would not want this, I do not want this but this keeps popping up in my mind, oh God please help

I'm not that user though faggot.

The point is fucking awful because you can't feminize a woman, you can only do that to a man. Emasculate is a word that exist because it pertains to men.

Post more about tfw no bf for the 1000000th time, its better than meow for sure!

why would him getting fat make you not straight

Because I am the one making him fat and I am turned on by this

death is a preferable alternative to tripfagging

Also do not really want to fuck him in the ass, at most maybe play with his belly and ass and have him sit on my lap but otherwise I do not want to put my dick in his ass

if you're turned on by making people fat and you want to make your male friend fat then you're gay, stop saying you don't want it if it keeps popping up in your head
>its better than meow for sure!
it absolutely is thank you for realizing this fucking tripnigger

No one is stopping you from suicide anyon
Im not a black nigga!

i'm scared to reply user but this sounds really hot, your dick would be almost 2+ inches bigger than mine

Reminder that replying to a tripfag won't make him going away so stop falling for it guys

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Reminder that replying to a meowfag won't make him go away so stop falling for it guys

>tfw no meow tripfag bf

it's as easy as 1, 2, 3! block a local tripfag today and save yourself the hassle of having to tell them to fuck off!

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You gave me attention indirectly baka :^)

sorry which one are you again? i don't see a trip

I always saw people mentioning to filter out tripfags but they never explained how and I didn't wanna get called a newfag thank you user

is there any hope for us gaybots? I don't want to die alone, but the prospect of having a bf doesn't seem plausible.

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Why doesn't it seem plausible?

Couldn't they just you know, change their trip every time? It takes no effort to do so after all and it clearly bothers you people thus incentive's them to do so.

if I haven't gotten one after trying for years, I doubt a few more will do me any good.

they could but it would take honestly the same amount of effort both ways so i'm not that personally bothered by it. they're a copy+paste away from getting hidden

Well. How have you been trying? What methods, I mean.

silence is deafening! when im done pulling my peeper you guys better be doing something funny see you in 10 minutes

but I like women and my best friend is the only guy I have these feelings for

ok so that either means you're only gay for him in specific because you know him and have a history with him, or you're bisexual and it took getting close to a male for you to realize big whoop

Thing you gotta realize tho is that he's a guy he won't get a cute ass like a girl lmao

ik, at least make his belly bloated, making his ass bigger is a plus

Yeah I am gay only for him
I know that he won't get a cute ass but a big round ass is one I want, but not need, at least I want him to get a bloated belly and play with it and keep stuffing hima nd watch his belly grow

tagmap.io/tag/r9gay

can we spam this map more

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we're not /soc/ i don't know why you keep pushing this like anything is going to come of it, anyone who would post themselves here is someone who would do it on /soc/ so it's not like you're getting a curated list of robots. honestly kind of silly to even reply since it'll thankfully get deleted within the minute by the janny

So many of these look so comically fake holy shit.

What do you mean? Like which ones?

>A mod has outright posted a year ago in one of these threads that they are alright with this thread existing so long as no one tries to make it into /soc/ with mapshit
>user makes mapshit.
Stop.

i understand your point but you don't have to use the map. I don't think it's nearly as worse as /soc/ because it is clearly only for people in the thread 'r9gay'.

Even if there's just a small chance it gets someone a good bf or even a friend, I think it's worth it. If not just ignore it I guess

can't you just have a map link for those who want it, and leave it at that?

it's not like the thread has to contain /soc/ posting, obviously that doesn't belong here, that's why the link is to a different website, so you can be a /soc/faggot there at your own discretion, and then the thread can go on as normal

The both of you can fuck off.

yeah the link shouldn't be spammed. I guess if someone wants it just find it on their own, there's no need to convert the thread to it

except my problem isn't what you or what i think about the map, it's literally against the rules and would get the thread moved into /soc/ the jannies and mods don't care what the intentions are, there's boards specified for things and this would be something that gets moved into /soc/

yeah I guess, is there literally no way to just post a map link, and then NOTHING ELSE, and not have it be against the rules? imo that should be fine, like people are allowed to post a link to a forum or a discord or something, so why not a map?

But /soc/posts should be deleted yes

Stop trying to get around shit, just stop posting it.

i didn't post it. I just thought if someone wants to view a map they should be able to, but i still want /soc/ posts out of the board as they should be, sorry user

> like people are allowed to post a link to a forum or a discord or something, so why not a map?
they aren't though is the thing. forums never get linked, discord servers get deleted just as quick. the only thing allowed is discord contacts because that's comparable to posting your phone number or email and it's at your own discretion and not really advertising anything aside from yourself

ah, is posting a discord channel invite against the rules even when it's not some retard shilling it fucking everywhere (even though that is usually the case)?

didn't know

> is posting a discord channel invite against the rules
yes. seeing as you don't even know basic shit like this i don't know why you bothered arguing a point for the map

2nd for this guy is saying the truth

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s-sorry I just want everyone to find frens and bfs ;_;, I am indifferent to how

>met someone on here a few days ago
>added him on discord
>we talk and become fast friends
>after a while admits he likes me
>our personalities match really well, figure we'd work well together
>we talked through voice chat for nearly 8 hours and masterbaited together 3 times today
>couldn't be happier
Thank you for existing, /r9gay/

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lets se cucklord

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pj cuk

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>bullet resistance training

Haven't really used any 'methods' other than learning what they enjoy and getting closer with their friends to be around them more.

Then you can hardly call it trying, it's just basic socializing. You might not be obvious enough about it, or you're not picking up on them doing something. Try a dating app if you're feeling as hopeless as you're making it sound, try going somewhere people are gay. Not really sure what else to add.

u w0t m9k (mate)

muh nine kay

Happy for you user. Now if only I had an east coast canada fren to talk to

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cant believe your post wasnt detected by the robot

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You'll find someone soon user, just keep your hopes up and never lose faith

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>tfw no discord friend that admits he likes me

>tfw no femmy trap boyfriend who is actually the dominant one

Wrong fucking answer, just because you hit the lottery doesn't mean everyone will asshole.

Based and absolutely rudepilled.