No coffee thread

Matcha has caffeine?

Gives me no energy

And perform like absolute shit without. Keep drinking goy.

>I quit [caffeine ingestion system]. What other [caffeine ingestion system] do you reccommend?
Nigger just go back to coffee or quit caffeine. Dumb cunt.

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Coffee is god tier. Everything else?......heh, it just doesn't cut it.

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shhhhhhhhhhh.... shhhhhhhhhh

Cigarettes

jack3d original formula, yohimbine, yerba mate, snus, phenibut and kratom

i feel much healthier

If you just don't like drinking coffee but want caffeine delivery then try Schokakola (german ww2 combat drugs).

The "performance enhancing sports chocolate" introduced for the 1936 olympics.

So good that Fins were going out of their way to kill German soldiers for it when Germany took Sweden and cut them off from their coffee supply.

Also it's fucking tasty (and I don't like most coffees). Dark chocolate with coffee and cola beans in it. Four pieces (quarter tin) is an espresso worth of caffeine.

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I want a stimulant thats not caffeine

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get on that there meth

Why?

I’d break her in half

caffeine pills

my mother takes kratom and now she's fucking addicted as fuck to it, cant get off it either, withdrawals make her sick as fuck. don't do kratom.

Crack

You know what? Fuck it. I'm quitting again tomorrow. Just getting up early and going straight to crushing the stationary bike with the boomers. I'll feel fine.

>alternatives
never gonna make it

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>I want a hydrating beverage that's not water.

coffee is good for you

>Gives me no energy

Because you're not drinking enough, hydrolet.

Finger in your own asshole
Water is not a hydrating beverage, Amerilard.

slaughter and drink the blood of the innocent

Try getting 8 hours of sleep faggot

I make an entire mason jar of coffee, another of green tea. I drink the tea in the morning and coffee in the afternoon after refrigerating them. there is nothing you can do to stop me op.

Do you understand how rediculous you sound?
You know stimulants trigger your brain the exact same way so drinking a cup of coffee compared to taking adderal will feel essentially the same

>hehe

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Drink green tea if you really need a boost

Try being actually hydrated. Drink 60 ounces of water in the morning within the first 20 minutes of rising. You'll have energy all day especially if you keep drinking water.

Drinking some cool refreshing water right. Shit is so cash.

>being this addicted to the caffinated jew

t. coffee shill

Drinkin a big ol cup of coffee with some coffee Sirop try and stop me nigga

this

Postum.
The secret to the mormon international conspiracy is refusal of the devil's diarrhea.

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Plain matcha powder tastes terrible and has bad mouth feel if you're not drinking that latte shit. If you want a hot drink, go with regular tea - doesn't really matter the type. I actually like that crappy oolong house tea they have at Chinese restaurants. Otherwise, drink ice water with a few squirts of that lemon juice concentrate in it.

If you really think cutting coffee out of your diet is something essential to do than you are an idiot
Just say you don't like it you fag

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Is your word vomit saying he doesnt drink coffee

Heard good things about meth