Sex is health

The following is a list of adverse effects of lack of regular sex on physical health, coming from scientific studies.

1. Not having sex at least three times a week doubles your risk of heart attack.
2. Not having sex several times a week damages your sense of smell.
3. Men who don’t have sex at least once a week double their chances of developing erectile dysfunction.
4. Sex reduces pain, both chronic and acute. Endorphins released during sex alleviate all kinds of pain including migraines, PMS cramping, and even arthritis. Sex is one of the best natural painkillers there is.
5. Women who don’t have regular sex develop looser vaginas. Lack of sex makes the vaginal muscles relax, resulting in a looser vaginal canal.
6. People who don’t have regular sex get sick more often (colds, flu, etc.) because they lack the antibodies sex creates, particularly immunoglobulin A, which drops by 30% when people have sex less than once or twice week.

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forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html
medicaldaily.com/use-it-or-lose-it-how-age-hormones-and-masturbation-predict-sexual-health-329366
newscientist.com/article/dn2457-semen-acts-as-an-anti-depressant/
sharecare.com/health/sex-and-relationships/physical-effects-of-sexual-abstinence
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7. Women who don’t have regular sex will experience much drier vaginas when they hit menopause.
8. Men’s semen is a natural, powerful antidepressant for women. Women who have a man cum inside them on a regular basis are less subject to depression and suicide than other women. (Could explain why women are so crazy nowadays ;^), casual sex almost always involves use of condoms)
9. Lack of sex reduces testosterone in men and estrogen in women, which introduces all kinds of long-term health and lifestyle problems. It also further reduces the desire for sex. (You are missing out on gains!)

>forbes.com/2003/10/08/cz_af_1008health.html
>medicaldaily.com/use-it-or-lose-it-how-age-hormones-and-masturbation-predict-sexual-health-329366
>newscientist.com/article/dn2457-semen-acts-as-an-anti-depressant/
>sharecare.com/health/sex-and-relationships/physical-effects-of-sexual-abstinence

Most of these health benefits cannot be had through masturbation. You have to find yourself a real human being.
Don't be a low test Star Wars watching, starbucks drinking, plebbit browsing pathetic numale. Have sex with a woman. And do it often.

>Most of these health benefits cannot be had through masturbation.
Lies.

oh shit, guess ill start having sex again
this whole time i was purposfully abstaining from sex, but now i see

The idea of having sex physically repulses me, you can't fool me shlomo

i would if i could

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I have literally just developed erectile dysfunction at the ripe old age of 24 I even have a gf and everything time to kms lads

kegels

Lemme guess, I should have friends too, right? Geddafuckouttahere

Implying any benefit that girls receive from getting creampied isn't drastically outweighed by the birth control that would make that sustainable.

I wonder why all those studies specifically try to go against every point of christianity

Not OP, but I suspect he's bending the truth. A lot of those benefits which cannot be got from masturbation can be got without sex. The problem is they're benefits of full skin contact while sleeping. Doesn't matter if they're male or female, humans live longer when they sleep nude together. With masturbation and someone you trust enough to sleep with for warmth, you don't need sex to achieve most all those benefits. With just sex and not sleeping together naked after, you'll get about as many benefits as masturbation.

All the more reasons for government-issued gilfriends
Withdrawing sex from the populace is genocide by heart attacks

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>"Truly, truly I say unto you: when a woman is chaste, the cunny is ever-snug, but with the immoral, you might as well throw a hot dog down a hallway."
The words of our Lord. Mark 12:33

>All the more reasons for government-issued gilfriends
I know you are doing the meme thing, but legalization of sex work would be a huge benefit to society.

Not really. I live in Australia where it's legel and I've used prostitutes and been to brothels. 1. You're still seen as a degenerate if you use hookers or are one. 2. They're not cheap, so people who can afford them regularly are rich and therefore can most likely get sex anyway they just prefer easy hot girls. 3. There's no actual intimacy. They all have rules so you can't kiss on the lips, touch/oral their vagina and some you can't even touch their breasts. Overall it really is a very fake and stale experience.

>some you can't even touch their breasts

hahaha what the fuck?

Maybe those points of Christianity are nonsense. Take that shit back to Israel.

Why dont you get yourself a shemale girlfriend??

>They're not cheap, so people who can afford them regularly are rich and therefore can most likely get sex anyway
Haha yes, very fun meme. This is the Jow Forums equivalent of lifting for girls.

Nobody didn't even mention your religion you brainwashed moron. Imagine all the men who would have turned out to be functional, healthy adults that instead turned out pathetic betas that are afraid and hateful of women because they fell for the celibacy and "sex is bad" meme.

>Women who don’t have regular sex develop looser vaginas. Lack of sex makes the vaginal muscles relax, resulting in a looser vaginal canal.

Fucking heeb creating sluts

how tghe fuck does that help. convincijng someone to sleep with me naked without having sex is even harder than fucking some random person

kek

See more hookers.
I'm 20 now, lost my virginity to a hooker on my 20th birthday, and I've seen 3 more hookers since. I don't regret it at all, and I'm kinda glad I grew up comoletely incel, otherwise I may have fallen into the trap of trying to make fake emotional connections with people for sex.

Lmao

>NOOOOOO!!!! THIS CONTRADICTS MY RELIGION!!! THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!

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>government issue girlfriends
I'd rather be single than forced to fuck and support a whale.

Or you could just find yourself a Christian waifu and plow her on the regular. This solves all problems. Silly Christfag.

But it doesnt, it is encouraging to regularly fuck without a condom, i.e continuously pump out babies. Is there anything more Catholic than that?

whoever believes this shit damned himself to ngtmi

Fit is for gay men or boomers in their 30's.
Fuck jannies, thots and muslims.

Trust me dude some puss is better than no puss. I've been down many roads from virginity to man whore

Not that guy, but hard disagree. A man has got to have taste and standards. If a man can’t get the good stuff, he’s got to ask himself why, and fix it.

TAKE YOUR JEWISH PSEUDOSCIENCE SOMEWHERE ELSE

>Women who don’t have regular sex develop looser vaginas.
Right, because the whole roastie meme came from virgin chicks.

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I can't sleep naked with the wife, I get all sweaty. Fuck her plenty though!

BICCH

I fuck ugly girls like twice a month and believe me sex is really good but when you cum reality hits you , the visuals, the fucking smell and you just want to die

> Women who don’t have regular sex develop looser vaginas. Lack of sex makes the vaginal muscles relax, resulting in a looser vaginal canal.

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Sleeping with strangers is hardly catholic, with a wife thats a different story

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Why would you ever do it again after the first time?

Didn't read, kys shill

Same bro, disgusting endeavor. I'd much rather not.

The roastie meme is just that, a meme. There’s no truth to it whatsoever

U mad, virgin boy. You wish you could get sex regularly like the big boys do.
Jewish pseudoscience? That's just your pathetic way to cope that you can't have nice things. Grow up.

25yo, have ssex only 3 times in whole my life.
im NGMI

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You and your girl can have raw sex with no problems during the safe days. Look it up, it's a thing.
As soon as you get a relationship and go test none of you have any std's you can go crazy all you want during those two or three days.

me too haha

>tfw no ever-snug cunny

Having sex is bad. let's abstain, brothers!

two or three days
>oops this month it was supposed to be three days but it was really only two. Guess her uterus didn't get the memo.
>congrats its a boy!

Here's your only health reason to have sex bro:
> 1. Not having sex means you will die a virgin
broscience.bro

Is the picture being ironic?

I was being vague because I don't recall exactly how it worked and I would have to look it up. Thank you for your sarcasm, you nitpicking dipshit.

his point is that there is no such thing as 100% safe days

No joke, 4 is legit, but it works for masturbation too. Whenever I have a cold or something and feel like shit to the point nothing is fun, a wank can make it bearable

Just take painkillers bro

No its from the cope comic that people edited to end with

>NEVER IMPROVE

Hahahahah

L-Arginine and if that doesn’t work try cialis. Godspeed user

This thread is a cope for sexual degeneracy

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tfw have had the same gf since I was a teenager, we still fuck all the time.
They aren't all bad bros, I can't wait to have a child with her.

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Damn. I’m 25 and I’ve never done anything farther than making out. I’m probably gonna kick it any day now.

We're all gonna make it breh.

asexual is a reddit meme

reverse causation the thread

Causation not established for almost all of these, just correlation and speculation. This is about on the same level as telling people meat causes cancer and heart disease and salt causes heart attacks. They don't. Healthy lifestyle is the key here. Sex with someone you're married to or planning to marry is good. That doesn't necessarily apply to sex with anyone at all.

Also the correlation, and more importantly effect size, between number of premarital sexual partners and unstable marriages/families is much bigger than anything between sex and sense of smell or some shit.

Christian belief as far as my Catholic upbringing remembers was too get with someone then fuck them without protection regularly for the rest of your life. Literally only thing against this is that you need to be married first but people used to get married at like 14 so it's hardly a fucking caviot

Getting married first is the biggest possible caveat retard.

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Holy shit that cumbrain science.

>Imagine all the men who would have turned out to be functional, healthy adults that instead turned out pathetic betas that are afraid and hateful of women because they fell for the celibacy and "sex is bad" meme
You sure these weren't the products from single parents?

>Sex is health

Well this is a fitness board, faggot. Fuck off.