Another failed date

its been about 9 months for me....

>implying people on the internet mean autism literally

Autism as in social awkwardness, issues with girls, etc, which I believe was what OP was posting about. Of course I'm not referring to literal autism.

This is probably bait anyways, idk why I'm responding thoughtfully

Do you fuck your own hand a lot?

When... will it be my time for gf...

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>tfw no gf

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Try dating in your 30s....

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Bitter truth, at least I’ve loved for real before, it still stings when I see her with her new boyfriend

>t. Fucked a hooker a few nights ago

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Welp I'm 30 and my life is over haha...

I married the woman I lost my virginity to and we just divorced after 9 years. My god the women leftover are horrendous, it's no wonder no one settled with them.

>going on dates
>meeting girls while out
>talking to women outside of a professional setting
FUCK OFF NORMAL FAGS

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Delete pls

This only applies to women in their 30s right haha

this is me and even WOMEN started to make fun of me, fuck man, sex is nice but what's the point of living if love isn't real. I want a marriage like my parents have, where even at 60 they are still all giggly to each other

i just want one girl to love and spend the rest of this life with, WHY IS IT ASKING TOO MUCH

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Unfortunately not.

It's asking too much because you want something that no longer exists.

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user, it's not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving foward. It's how much you can take, and keep moving foward
That's how winning is dome

for women in their 30s it's like being a piece of shit and trying to find someone who will want it

DELETE THIS.

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Fuck you ;-;

>thoughtfully

Lol your post was empty platitudes volume 2

Times have changed. Now you have to be sifted through an app that

>shows women the best guys first
>every guy swipes on women so they get bored with so many matches and stop after like 10
>they get so many matches so they get to be lazy in conversation
>their match number inflates their ego so you won't even get a chance

Fuck tinder.

Fuuuuckkkk

You cheated on her didn't you...

>late 20s, no gf for years

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No, we got married so young and 9 years later we realized we are just two different people.

That scene hurt me too senpai

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Is there any hope left to meet a nice girl and get married? Was love ever real to begin with? Are our grandparents just lying to us?

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Who said you need to date your age? You can date 18 year olds at 30

>match with a good looking girl
>read profile
>divorced with 2 month old child
>my face

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Tried that, the sex is good but there's nothing else there. I'm aiming for 22-24 girls that graduated college.

there is hope if you're young
in late 20s it's over

>looking for a MAN, no boys
>tried of playing around looking to settle
>proud single mommy of one child :)
>don't want to play any games
All tinder thots are the same. Never had one but my friend tried it. I feel for him, we're all just trying to make it

It wont be easy, you’re diving into a dumpster fire. Im having trouble too

I'm 30 and I'll have to settle for this buy 1 free 1 deal if I don't want to die alone haha

Both my parents and Grandparents teached me that Love in the sense of Hollywood is wrong, what hollywood teaches is Passion, and Passion always fades

Love is when a couple decides to spend their life together and WORK to BUILD a relationship with and without that passion, that keeps flickering on and off. It's very hard work, which is why so many give up, but it's also very rewarding, at least according to them. My grandma is 86 and she still gets a bit jealous of my 88yo grandpa walking around the entire day by himself, they still take walks together and he reads for her since her eyes have been failing.

I'm very very afraid i might never get that lads

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It's a no-win situation.

>has kids
>doesn't have kids... so what's wrong with her?

>tfw 27 year old kv never been on a date or ever even asked a girl out
>mainly because ive been a friendless loser my entire life and from a younger age i didnt want to expose my life to anyone so i just delayed it year after year

>the thought of going on a date and having a real conversation with someone terrifies me

i cant wait to commit suicide

>>tried of playing around looking to settle

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Your fucking grandparents have were from another era. That shit doesn't exist anymore today.

>still single in his 30s because he's so undesirable
>needs to find literal teenage girls who are too naive and braindead to know better because he doesnt want her to be able to compare him to other guys, just hopes she has daddy issues and that dating an old man will make her "mature"

>met someone amazing over summer
>hit it off well but I couldn't keep it going due to wage slavery and lack of time
>never got to say a proper goodbye when she left
Not worth doing it now, is it? I had the golden chance and I blew it because I couldn't schedule and face my inner demons.

Translation: I've hit the wall and need someone to take care of me now before I get even worse

I thought I'd kill myself at 30 but turns out I don't have the balls to do that too just like everything else haha

>he reads for her since her eyes have been failing.
Tell your grandmother to eat more boiled eggs and to reduce grain intake

No, again, I just got divorced and I want 22-24 educated women.

I just turned 24 last month, also broke up with my gf recently too. I feel like by 26 I may as well live the life of a recluse
Trouble is putting it lightly, where do you even meet genuine people. And then how do you even make conversation.
Movies have given a lot of people a terrible idea of love. People expect that romcom passion to be their life forever. Love is what you described, waking up with another person who it just feels easy and right to be with. We live in the age where everything has to be dynamic and perfect. If it's slow it isn't right or too boring. Everything needs to happen now. The majority of our generation may learn this too late. I just pray I can make it with a like minded person

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yeah i probably wont either, ill just live a god awful life and mbe miserable every waking moment

THEN WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT OF STILL BEING HERE GODDAMMIT, MIGHT AS WELL BUCKLE UP AND GO HOME

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>implying average 18yo girl hasn't had 10+ partners to compare him to

>girl said she'd go out with me when we're in person
>she'll be all over europe for 4 months
>I'll be in Berlin for 4 months

She gonna get dicked aint she

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HA HA

>she talks about netflix and hulu the entire time

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>her favorite show is the office

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but she'll be there for you after her joyride on the dick carousel user
she isn't stopping you from fucking all the pussy you can get right now either haha

Just tell her about your favourite anime then.

>started lifting for the ladies
>quickly realize I'll never meet one that isn't a roastie
>even if I do they won't like the things I do and we'll have nothing in common
>now I lift to run away from the pain
H-haha guys we're all gonna make it right?

upboats for u op!!! hope u figure it out when the narwhale bacons!! lmaooo :) ) )

She said she wouldn't and she was very worried that I would. I trust her but fuck it's gotta be tempting for a qt to do that

>her favorite anime is One Punch Man or Hero Academia

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thanks my fellow redditor friend hehe

We'll get there, user. We'll make it.

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That's when you invite her over for anime and chill. But instead of chilling you force her to watch texhnolyze in one sitting. That'll fix their shit taste

Damn Nelson, that's cold.

Don't say things you have no fucking clue about you fucking asshat. FUCK YOU.

Listen you, yeah you, the faggot who is reading this and wants a girlfriend. Dating sucks and you are probably not getting laid, but the important thing is to stay optimistic and never give up. You are bound to have bad dates because the reality is that dating is a numbers game. If you are lucky, you will find yourself truly attracted to 1% of the personalities of women. You are going to have to go on a lot of dates with women you do not like in order to find someone who you click with. Don't ever give up, don't ever get bitter and don't ever adopt the incel mindset of "all women are stupid vapid whores". The game is not over until you give up, so keep going!

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I watch maybe two movies a year and the only show I like is Columbo. She tried to convince me I HAVE to watch 13 reasons why and american horror story.

Streaming services are going to completely destroy this country.

Yeah there is, autism is caused by oxalate deposits in the brain causing mitochondriall dysfunction and oxidative stress.
Insoluble oxalate crystals not only cause kidney stones by can also be deposited in tissues throughout the body. Over time, the crystal like structure causes wear and tear. They can be deposited in almost any organ in your body: thyroid, kidney, lymph nodes, intestines, brain, eyes and skin:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3710657/
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1174000

People with autism have 3x the levels of oxalates in their blood than normal individuals:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21911305
greatplainslaboratory.com/articles-1/2015/11/13/oxalates-control-is-a-major-new-factor-in-autism-therapy

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This is why you don't have a girlfriend. You people have no self-awareness whatsoever.

wow how do u know about my secret forum lol we are so cool :)

>24
>still don't know what I want to do
>oh fuck it's August actually I'm close to 25
Fuck why can't I be based like this go-getter is

What are you talking about?

Should I be more aware of tv shows or just get better at steering conversations away from them. Because holy shit it was the only topic she engaged with at all, she must spend 20 hours a week on it.

there are dozens of us... DOZENS hehe

I'm glad I'm not the only loser here

and what eclectic conversation do you bring to the table

meetup time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my mom said that it's ok to be friends with u if u have enough points

this.

Just turned 25 brah, the hell will continue. I thought I was 18 like just the other day, freaky stuff

Good news is that I know there is serious optimism in improving myself as much as I can, and knowing that dates and girls will come as I better myself. Hang in there brah

I'm 30 and my life is over. Yesterday I was 25. Good luck.

Time's ticking, user.

checked

I'm already a determined Go-Getter but I can't figure out how to become one dating wise.
You have to start being a sick cunt bruh. Do that thing you wanted even if you fail you tried. Then do it again and you'll see you did it better. Remember when you started lifting, was it easy then? Did you quit? Keep at it, we're all going to make it

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it applies if you’re still a broken piece of shit in your 30’s

>I'm 30 and my life is over. Yesterday I was 25. Good luck.

its really crazy how fast your life goes by especially if you're a loser who does the same shit every day, everything blends together and nothing iis memorable

Is there like a shop where I can bring myself to get fixed before it's too late?

even if you're stuck in "that job" desu.

The job that pays the bills, but doesn't get you ahead. So you supplant your existence with things like vacations and craft beer.

Then boom, years are gone and you have a slightly bigger savings account and less time to be alive.