My parents left yesterday for a 3 week holiday in Australia

My parents left yesterday for a 3 week holiday in Australia.

I have the house all to myself, what should I do?

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Fuck your ass until you're a quivering mess on the floor farting out lube.

What state are they in?

The same thing you do every day.
If you post here, you know full well you're not gonna throw a party or invite anyone over.
You're just gonna sit there miserable whilst posting on this board... I know this from experience.

Invite all your friends over for a party

I don't have friends and parties are gay love

climb out of a window and make a night walk (except there are blacks in your neighborhood, then the risk is to high toget murdered). You can also use the front door, but just cucks do so.

get grindr and get some guy to come fuck your ass
or tinder I guess

I posses out my bedroom window one time because I was horny, I wonder if anyone saw

Piss on the curtains

Find a fuck buddy I guess.
Or do the usual and shitpost nonstop and play tons of vidya

Walk around the house naked twirling your dick and pretend you're a helicopter

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>3 week holiday in Australia.
They're as good as dead. If the dingoes don't get them, the drop bears will.

Whatever you usually do holed up in your room all day, do some of that in the livingroom, enjoy having control over a larger space. You can watch what you want on the tv without a million questions of whats going on/what is this, and enjoy it in peace on the comfy couch.

Go buy some alcohol and find a couple drinking buddies. Or stay true to the robots and drink with your dog then fuck it to lose virginity

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trust me it's fucking amazing if you hit your special spot and cum without touching your dick
tough to figure it out but if you keep going for long enough you'll find your rhythm

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DIGERI DOOOOOO

crossdress

then do the same shit you do every day, but in cute clothes

Do drugs, at least that's what I would do.

Smoke weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed and put on funky music to sauce you up

Rearrange all the furniture so when they come back they'll be surprised.

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