Ok im tired I’ve tried gaining muscle and it just doesnt happen 8 months and fucking nothing I have the lifts of a prepubescent girl I weigh 148lbs am 6’3” tall and can dumbell press maybe 50lbs on each arm
I am tired of this shit, i am eating at a huge surplus, 3000 calories a day and lift 6 days a week and yet nothing
So i decided that i’m going to juice, fuck this, do i just get. I have 0 fucking clue what steroids to look for so what do i buy?
Post routine and have you tried lifting a heavier weight each week on each exercise progressively overloading? Also are those 3000 calories from chicken and broccoli or pizza and coke?
Justin Fisher
Yes, i try to lift heavier weight but cant move it one inch, added 5lbs and couldnt push it off of my chest
Now tell me what fucking steroids do i need to make progress
Kayden Stewart
Ask these questions in the fraud general.
Also you definitely dont have your nutrition and recovery on point and will struggle with gains even on cycle. Plus you should get your blood work to check your hormones before committing to fraud.
Brayden Williams
>148 lbs >3000 calories >huge surplus Eat more before thinking of roiding, faggot. Drink your calories. Put peanut butter in your protein shakes. Lift 3 days a week instead so your muscles actually get the time to rebuild in between workouts. Muscles aren't built in the gym; the gym is where you break them down. Muscles are built in the kitchen and in bed. Make sure to get 2.2 g of protein per kg of lean body mass and 8 hours of sleep.
Josiah Roberts
I have 9.8nmol/L test but dr said it was ””””””normal””””” and will not be prescribing test under any circumstances
Carter Wright
Don't listen to this retard. He is obviously stupid since he is shilling the 1g protein per 1lb. Make sure you are getting around 0.7g protein per 1lb of weight.
Jaxson Reed
Post your damn routine
Angel Flores
Don't tell us what to do you little shit. Go to /fraud/ and leave us alone
Mason Taylor
I do PPL
Tyler Brown
Maybe you just have a small skeletal structure. Are your wrists really thin and your arms/legs almost disproportionately long compared to the rest of your body? Do you find your deadlifts to be unusually strong compared to your far weaker bench?
If you have a true lanklet frame you won't be able to put our crazy raw numbers compared to a stocky guy. You'll also weigh less for your height range. The advantage is you'll always look lean and it's hella easy to do pull-ups and climb stuff.
Yes actually Deadlifts progressed really quickly when you bring it up. Generally perform better on pull povements like pullups, rows, deadlifts
Logan Taylor
Try GOMAD but unironically
John Ward
You won't gain any weight if you can't gain weight naturally... you need to learn to eat first. .t roider
Leo Allen
I'm the same way. I'm 5'10" and 130lbs. Before I started working out I was 105lbs I have a pretty narrow frame but I have muscle definition for what's on there and look really good with a shirt off compared to all normies. People are always surprised I weigh less than I look. Also normies get really impressed by my climbing ability, pistol squats etc. Do calisthenics in addition to lifting, you'll be more inclined towards it with this body type.
Carson Rivera
I’m already tracking my calories perfectly with a food scale Say my chicken/ beef lose some weight during cooking i get 2800-3200 calories a day and still nothing This is already way above my maintenance
Nathaniel Hill
Your not eating a huge surplus, 3000 calories for someone your height is nothing, its what you would eat on a cut. You really need to be eating 5000 calories a day until you hit at least 200lb, and doing a proper routine. Start working your way up to 5000 calories by eating more at meals, drinking milk, eating chocolate etc. Youre not going to be eating healthy but it doesnt matter, you need to pack on weight if you want to get big muscles. Why are you lifting 6 days a week? Youre a beginner, if you were training right you would be able to do more than 3-4 good days per week. Do the "big but boring" version of 5/3/1 until you pack on some mass.
Samuel Hernandez
>6'3 >Still fucking complains Kill your fucking self
Gavin Parker
Jokes aside Go on clean bulk for (2years+) Hit atleast 2.5 times a weak each muscle groups The only way out of the lanklet rabbit hole
Kevin Martin
You're not gaining weight which means you're not eating above maintenance. How hard is it to understand that? Up your calories.
Landon Powell
If you're not gaining weight, you're not eating enough. Either you're calculating your total calories wrong, eating less than you think, or you have a higher maintenance and activity level than you're estimating. It doesn't really matter what the reason is, you just need to add more calories to your diet.
If you're not getting stronger, up your protein, check your form, learn to breathe/brace correctly, and focus on compound lifts.
Steroids aren't going to magically fix your problem. Even if you do get a little stronger and gain some weight from the steroids you're going to plateau quickly again. Fix the real issues first.
Josiah Clark
mmmmm broccoli
fuck, now I'm hungry for veggies and its 4 AM
Sebastian Thomas
So i just up my calories for some time and see what happens? In how big of increments should i bump it up? 200 at a time? 300? 500?
Gavin Diaz
Yeah, start with 200-300 calories more. Track your weight and progress in the gym over time, like give it a month or 2 at least. A good rule of thumb in deciding how many calories to increase/decrease is +500 calories/day = 3500/week = 1lb of mass/week.
If you're not gaining weight and your lifts aren't going up, then increase the calories by 100-200.
If your weight is going up but not your lifts, you're doing something wrong in the gym.
If your lifts are going up but not your weight, you're in a good spot, gaining muscle and losing fat. You'll eventually have to increase the calories to account for the increased muscle. You can bump it up a small bit, like 100-200. At this point it is up to you if you want to bulk harder or continue until your next plateau.
Ayden Gutierrez
So i am relegated to being good at some lifts and shit at others by how my skeleton looks? How is this fair?
Lincoln Hughes
What the fuck kind of program are you doing retard? Let me guess, bro split or PP- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHO FUCKING THUNK YOU FUCKING RETARD DO SS YOU FUCKING TWERP
Austin Baker
Life isn't fucking fair retard, when did you get that impression? You're not entitled to anything, and no one deserves anything. What is simply is, deal with it or kill yourself, those are your options. Both are valid but you gotta pick one.
>6'3 >3K cals You're not eating at a surplus, you're eating maintenance, dumb idiot. If you're not making gains, you're not eating enough, PERIOD. /thread
Spend less time posting wojak edits and more time thinking critically and maybe you’ll start to figure shit out on your own
Colton Powell
I'm 5'11" and eat 3200 calories, I think you gotta eat more brother.
Blake Lee
OP is the same kind of person who says full body training is a meme and that SS will get you fat well have fun bulking on 3000kcal and not putting on any muscle with your ppl shittard routine
Nicholas Brooks
>i get 2800-3200 calories a day and still nothing
I'm 5'6 and I eat the same amount while lean bulking. Up your calories.
Parker Anderson
Measure your wrists, the person who replied to you is right, but that might not be the case. Your biceps can grow around at max roughly 2.6x the circumference of your wrists without any gear so if your arms are significantly smaller than that, than you have room to grow.
Dominic Ortiz
3000 is already 10-15% above my maintenance according to 9/10 calculators i've used. Including the ones in the sticky
Bentley Jackson
okay i measure my wrists at their thinnest point 6.5 inches around
Bullshit ratio. Wrist size changes. Max biceps size has a lot to do with the length of the muscle group. Short biceps fill out quickly but will never be able to achieve the Chad fullness and size of the long biceps.
Thomas Smith
no, you're just a faggot that doesn't know how to train and fell for every broscience meme
Lincoln Russell
op ur a retard and not eating enough.
if you properly calculated your TDEE and you're eating above it, you'll gain weight.
you're not a hard gain, lean gainer, slow metabolism or whatever the fuck excuse you have. you're someone who isn't eating enough and that's all.
DO ROIDS IF YOU WANT TO BUT IF YOU CANT EAT YOU WONT GAIN SHIT. so learn how to fucking eat first. for FUCKS SAKE GOD
Currently i am 6'4" and 227 lbs. When i weighted 200lbs all the online calculators told me that my TDEE was 2500 cal. So you would think that eating 3000 would result in bulking, right? WRONG I started growing muscles when I ate 4k calories/day. Now i'm eating at 3000/3200, which is maintenance. (But all the calculators say that should be much lower)
We lanklets and ectomorph need to put extra effort when eating, unfortunately. Also, i suggest to do a 3 day split. 4 day split only if you are an intermediate/advanced lifter
Carson Rivera
It isn't frame structure if I had to guess. Mine is 6.5 inches as well and my biceps are about 15 inches. I weigh 195lbs, so 50 lbs heavier.
Adam Garcia
Your wrist size changes when your young, but when you stop growing, so does your wrist size. It isn't BS man. Stop coping even though you don't like how thin your wrists are.
Bentley Gomez
I can't do more than 35lb presses but I'm only 5'7 140lbs. At least my squat is nearing 2pl8 but still feel like a weak twink
Get on test mate, 250mg a week you’ll feel like a beast with no bad sides at all
Literally as safe as creatine
Logan Gray
Shut the fuck up and eat more
Luke Cook
1) What helps me a lot is to increase the weight each set (for main lifts) and each week Example: Bench press 5x5 1° set 150lbs, 2° set 160lbs, etc.., 5° set 200lbs Then, the next week i'll add 5 pounds to each set: 1° set 155, 2° 165, etc..., 5° 205lbs
And so on...
This is valid also for squats, deadlifts and ohp
2) Do a 3day split - main lifts go heavy (bench 5x5, squats and deadlifts 7x3, ohp 4x6) with the increasing method that i told you before -then go for isolation/accessories with DBs 3x8
Nicholas Sullivan
Then quit
Landon Morgan
>3000 calories >8 months >I weigh 148 lbs
Pick only 2.
Cameron Wright
>or you have a higher maintenance and activity level than you're estimating Of course he does. 3k calories is a huge surplus for 6'3, are you fucking kidding me? It's barely above maintenance/
Angel Edwards
Nah i wanna be big I would feel more comfortable if i could add 50-60 pounds and lift heavy Only i struggle go add muscle I struggle to gain fat too in all honesty I never gain fat anywhere except a tiny bit on my belly no matter what
James Thomas
I never bothered to calculate his TDEE. I just gave the possible reasons to educate him. He's clearly missing something between his eating and training so I provided all the information he needs to know to fix it himself.
Leo Peterson
What the fuck are you saying? Is he above or below maintenance in your opinion?