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Are any of you people normal? I mean Im pretty regular, a little unhinged with a darker sense of humor, I have my hot and cold streaks with women and find it easy to socialize. But im not a shut in weirdo. Ive been here for almost 10 years now on and off, but I have no idea who I am getting (You)s from
Also post your best lifts
>405 for 8 DL
>315 bench for 1
>405 squat for 6
>275 row for 3

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NEET, no friends, regularly go days at a time without uttering a single word to anyone, and have only fucked paid whores.
4.5pl8 squat
5pl8 deadlift
2.75pl8 bench
I can dip 2pl8 for working sets of 10 haven't tried max effort due to fear of snap

Why dont you find a dive bar somewhere? Playing darts and smoking ciggies is good way to meet people. I think bar skanks are lower risk than escorts

I'm well ajusted, completely independent. Whenever i meet people, they tend to really like me, I'm a social butterfly. But I'm still a huge introvert, if i go out once a week, that's enough for me. The rest of the time i can be completely alone with no problem except horniness that wanking can't/shouldn't cure. I don't text or call anyone but an old friend once a week or so. I try and integrate more but fuck me these people are dull, mostly NPC's even if kind relatively fun people, i can pretend to fit it, but it's too tiresome past a certain age.

Pretty normie here. Almost finished my masters degree, got a job, gf and relatively heathy social circle. My lifts are shit tho. I come here mostly becomes of shits and giggles.

I'm a bit of a loser. I have a career, exercise a lot, have some friends I see occasionally. But the thing is I'm just totally oblivious when it comes to social relationships and girls. I'm 25yo and never had the courage to approach a girl or even talk to one if they come talk to me. I'm just really shy.
I have kinda slender body and kinda new to gym so my lifts aren't the best.
>3.5pl8 dl
>3pl8 squat
>1.5pl8 bench
>0.8pl8 ohp
>1.4pl8 snatch
>1.8pl8 C&J

>Im bit of a loser
You have a negative attitude friend, I stumble and fumble with women but i try to learn from my mistakes. If you bomb, laugh at it, be a little self aware. Example
>checking coat at club
>girl working is super qt
>Im already drunk
>"How late are you guys open tonight?"
>"4am"
>"Oh and how late are you working tonight?"
>looks at me like im a retard* "4am"
>I say outloud "well that was stupid"
>we both have a good laugh, I get my jacket and bounce.
And I never thought about it again, yeah its cringy but I can laugh at it and not be an idiot with another girl. Just be postive and positivity will come, just dont be scared of bombing

I just don't know where people get into these situations. I don't really like drinking so I don't really go to bars. I just go to work and gym.
And I have unironically zero experience talking to girls. I have no idea what to say.
I'm getting a panic attack right now just thinking about it.

Well there is hiking and climbing gyms, maybe some girl will cheer you on, or ask if you do this often. Be a regular at a diner talk to waitress, baby steps.

I'm a guy in his late 20s who changed careers and still doesn't know where the fuck he is going. I have like 2 good friends and no female friends. I haven't had sex in 8 years also. But I have a pretty twink calisthenics body so there's that.

Don't have friends. Don't want them. Content on my own and seriously considering moving into the bush to become a self sufficient lifting hermit.
>210kg dl
>184kg squat
>132kg bench
>90kg press

>have only fucked paid whores.
Same. And I'm starting to think that it's the best way. I am disgusted by intimacy
A hooker you pay, fuck, and you're out. Plus, they're normally clean and hot as hell if you don't go super cheap

I'm starting to realise, I was never really meant to be with anyone. I never disliked solitude.

I’m 10 years old and I don’t know what this site is??

>160lb incline bench press 4 reps
>125lb biceps curl bar 8 reps
>150lb dumbbell bench press 8reps
i suffer from anxiety issues, depression, occasional panic attacks and social phobia. i go to the gym with my headphones on and without glasses so i don't see anyone (myopia).
a year ago i was a neet for almost 3 years. now i'm working in a job that i absolutely hate and i'm going to quit it soon.
i dropped out of highschool during the first year as my mental health was getting worse. in a room of 50 people, nobody talked to me.
i'm 20 years old now. friendless, no gf, wagecuck and mentally a child that can't do anything without it's mother.

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Normal in the sense that I'm not a NEET or incel. Wife and kid, engaged in the community. Business is going well so I'm seen as a responsible, respectable citizen. On the outside I look very boring. I come here to act like a complete tard because there would be repercussions in my real life.

I used to be pretty normie and outgoing, charismatic.
The last few years I've been completely isolated outside of work and family, with the very occasional outing.
I've been visiting this site since 2012-2013 but I only got super into it these last few years. At first I couldn't understand how a person can spend 8 hours a day on this shithole, there just wasn't enough content here to last me that long. But sure enough I slowly got obsessed.
I'm still pretty normal but the lack of socialization made me develop some autistic tendencies (I got a stutter at a certain point). All of it can be cured with confidence and lack of anxiety though so I'm not too worried about it.
I plan on forcing myself back to society as soon as I finish my studies.

I'm fucked, no job living at parents. 0 Friends.
Only go outside for protonz acquirement.
>calisthenics
>2pl8 dips sets of 8

My lifts are a lot lower than yours by about 1 plate. I also generally fuck paid whores. First time I paid, she asked me, why I am even here paying for prostitutes. I replied school, but even if it wasn't I dunno why I can't talk to girls or keep them interested.

Oh protip for first timers, don't pay upfront. I did that and she did a horrible job the first time I paid.

You sound vaguely interesting tbqh. Why 8 years tho? And what was the career swap?

8 years because the first time was luck and because I have a bit of ED. Girls think I have a nice body now, but I'm looking for a long term partner and not a random thot. I have a different take than most on a lot of things so finding a non normie girl who's also decently good looking in and intelligent is kinda hard. As for the change of careers I initially studied engineering because my dad told me to do so, I wasn't into it and caught an interest in finance so I got a degree in that afterwards. Despite being better than most who I studied with I didn't land a job in capital markets and I'm starting in audit soon. I even passed the first CFA level and that didn't count for shit. I guess recruiters weren't thrilled by my strange career path. I really don't know wtf I'm doing in life haha.

what about you

Ye I'm normal. I'm 27, have a gf, officer in the military, workout often, eat healthy. The only autistic thing I do is post here and have a fetish for smelling my gf's ass. I don't know what came first, me posting here or the butt fetish, but at least I'm not judged here.

You always pay upfront

Assuming same, not much just a guy in a place doing stuff.
I asked cause your post seemed genuine midst all the what have you.
I’m sorry about your ED, I hope it’s not that bad and maybe just a mind set thing?
Regarding a career do what you like, cliche I know but it makes sense when you’re doing it. It’s that “this is right” mental moment.
I understand trying to find someone who fits you. As we get older we seek more deep and meaningful connections. I’m a strong believer in there is someone for everyone so she’s out there somewhere. Or a few of them that you’ll have to sift through. One thing is for certain though is putting yourself out there and being known. You can’t do much sitting around and waiting. I’m sure your pretty twink body can be put to use but I’m sure you’re more than just ripped abs.
Good luck out there, keep your chin up