Personally invited to the star wars premiere by mark hamill >models getting 50k retweets saying they want to date him

What happens when someone whose last name begins with St like your pic related become canonized? Are they StSt? Like St.StClair? Or is she already canonized?

>Until they take in 10 immigrant families and feed them I don't give a fuck what they have to say.

Until you personally deport or kill 10 immigrant families I have the same number of fucks to give about you.

it would be St.Ashley St.Clair dipshit

That user is too pussy to do that. He's just a right wing SJW

>death threats
literally fucking nothing, i get those too if a play dota
just imagine if a man tweeted that, it would head news, this is literally spoken of nowhere, and if it is the original tweet and the roastie are never mentioned, but its "trolls" in general. Internet glows in the fucking dark, im starting to hate it

user, the world is different outside your room
threatening to harm or kill someone is a felony

This reminds me of that dancing fat guy

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>40 yo

Jesus

Well of course you do because that's your end goal. You want chaos to ensue while you sit by the way side rubbing your hands.

>gets to be the first one to be culturally and mentally destroyed by the ark of the covenant that is upcoming nuwars
>gets to be discreetly made fun of by women miles beyond his league in every way by them saying they'd "date" him
>still a cuck retard that will forever be made fun of unrelentingly on the internet for years to come as the face of the mentally deranged manchild star wars fanbase
>his support will vanish in weeks whereas the harassment will continue indefinitely

wew lad, he really made it up

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Jason "I block trump supporters on sight" Boyd disagrees with you. Not only does he condone the threats he blames her mocking star wars for rising male suicide rates

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Bruh don't drink the water there.

HE'S FUCKING 40?!

remember when it was fine to make fun of nerds? what the fuck happened?

We never regularly executed the bottom 10% of society.

Did you already forget about this guy or are you that much of a newfag?

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I forgot about it until you just posted this. Why would I bother remembering some fat ass who got way too much virtue signalling pity attention during his 15 mins of fame

This wasn't originally posted on Jow Forums, pretty sure it was some chick on Twitter. He wasn't even dancing either, just standing there being fat.

I had forgotten about it honestly but it still gets me upset
>Be fat retard
>Go out in public being a fat retard
>Think you have the right to dance (and probably get laid) while being a fat retard
Meanwhile there are jacked robots here who aren't allowed to so much as speak to a woman.

Is his wife actually hot?

I'M VERY HAPPILY MARRIED TO AN UNBELIEVABLY HOT, AMAZING, STRONG WOMAN

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twitter.com/illuminatelyB

idk u tell me

She nose what's up.

At the end of the day I won't be remembered as the guy who cried over a movie trailer, so I guess I win.

>is being bullied by Jow Forums the best thing that can happen to you?

The fifteen minutes of fame will end. There's a reason he's a 40 year old crying about star wars and the normies trying to virtue signal will eventually figure that out on their own terms.

DESU in high school I knew a girl who was exactly like the models jacking him off on twitter. Nerdy kid named Aaron asked her out and she said yes, because she wanted to be "progressive" and show that she was above looks.

Well turns out within 2 months they broke up because all he wanted to do was play GTA (this was right when V came out) and watch anime.

That has to be a tranny or extremely unfortunate genes.

Who is the guy in that meme. Seen him before

>Bruh
Hi nigger

>I'M VERY HAPPILY MARRIED TO AN UNBELIEVABLY HOT, AMAZING, STRONG WOMAN
Is she stood behind that fugly cunt there?

>covered in tattoos
>piercings
Looks like she does drugs or has mental health problems. Probably both. And he reproduced with this thing and had 4 kids. Would you honestly deposit your seed into this woman?

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Nvm I'm a fucking retard

it wasn't us who did

Damn, everything else aside this is one mean and cunty roastie.

Does this guy have low iq or some kind of disability? To react this way to a trailer, I dont know if he is actually faking his emotions.

I can already tell that episode 9 is gonna be a trash can that relies purely on nostalgia with no substance.

Onions is not just a meme.

I bet he doesnt like the prequels and in typical NPC fashion hates jar jar

haha wouldn't it be just pathetic if this were a board dedicated to ugly male virgins talking about how bad they have it for being ugly?

he was bullied by normies for being ugly, we just bullied him for liking starwars

Well no shit dumbass we can't bully him for being ugly that wouldn't make sense it's like a fatass bullying a fatty for being fat it makes no sense.

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You're on the wrong fucking board if you like making fun of social outcasts.

but le prequels ruined muh childhood!!!!! fuck george lucas!!!!!!!!!

His last name is seriously "Butts"? Christ...

r9k has always supported the humiliation of s o y boys. The dude in the pic isn't a social outcast, and he isn't a robot.

youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
>2002
>be the star wars kid
>be bullied by millions of people online
>be laughed at by even more
>comments include death threats

>2019
>watch a star wars trailer
>cry
>everyone defends you

Kintuggy huh?

The mainstream opinion about things is usually wrong.

PLEASE PRINT OUT AND PUT IT ON HIS FRONT DOOR
PLEASE user FUCKING DO IT

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just LMAO at the celebrities virtue signalling, treating it as if he's a dying make-a-wish kid.

let's be real none of these celebrities give a fuck about this dude
they just see good publicity
these models will wash their hands with gasoline and a match after they even shake his hand

>models getting 50k retweets saying they want to date him
that's such obvious pandering, it's insulting. it's them saying that they want to adopt a retarded puppy they see somewhere; they aren't actually going to do it and it sounds nice
at least Mark might actually have taken some joy out of watching someone so visibly enjoy his work after all the shit he had to deal with around TLJ

lmao, you can just tell they obviously have an open relationship

I remember that thread. Fuck anyone who felt sympy for this geek.

wow for once I actually agree with a twitter roastie

s o y boys =/= nerds, you know-it-all-know-nothing dipshit.

>committing crimes is equivalent to doing something completely legal
>le enlightened centrist
>everyone I don't like is an SJW

>pathetic virtue signalling whores
this

>yes would like to date a 40 yyear old man child
>literally crying whilst watching a subpar trailer
send links
the posts must have been sarcastic

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>"It wasn't really getting to me," he said. "When it all started, before Mark Hamill got involved, I was on holiday for my 40th birthday with my fiancee.
He's engaged, what's your excuse?

it's such a boring fucking trailer. like, nothing happens
George would have gone over the top and it would have been amazing. fuck the George haters, you guys fucked up our time line

Nah she's based and correct.

Say what you want about this guy, he actually puts his real face on the internet crying over a movie trailer. That takes some sort of insane balls. I know I'd never do it in a million years so I guess I respect his courage? He's still an idiot though. A brave idiot.

>he actually puts his real face on the internet crying over a movie trailer
I don't know anything about him other than that dumb video, but it could be just your average lolcow retardation like Drachenlord or CWC.

clown world yo

if a crying starwars fan like that can get a women
you know i have no excuse damn

That was kinda my point. Yeah he cries like a bitch over nuwars and other onions-related media, but he's got the balls to do it on camera and post it online. Women respect courage, even if it's the totally retarded kind. Oh and they love men with social status and you can't say he's an unknown

Befriend him and sneak into his life

>he actually puts his real face on the internet crying over a movie trailer. That takes some sort of insane balls.
Only if you understand how incredibly lame it is, and you have an audience. If you post it to an audience of zero, or you post thinking that it's a perfectly valid way of showing your appreciation for a big jewish franchise, it doesn't take any balls.

Putting your face on the internet doing anything takes balls. Not that I'd expect someone posting anonymously to accept my point

There might be a silver lining to this - hopefully it encourages more soiboi's to output cringe content for our enjoyment

>40-year-old
now im fucking jealous, he looks younger than me and im 32.

Yeah, all those roasts posting every single minute of their lives on instagram and twatter must be the bravest souls on the planet. Not that I'd know since I'm anonymous and thus obviously a gigantic pussy.

not so much virtue signalling as much as attention whoring

What a sad fucking state of affairs

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They'd probably use the first name then, so if it's Randomattentionwhore StClaire then it would be St. Randomattentionwore

I made my point, I don't think you refuted it, but remain mad if you want. I do not care.

really? I guessed 38 from the video

>"putting your face on the internet is brave"
>literally any average thot will do it at the drop of a hat
>"lmao stay mad u cant refute my point xdddd i care so little i made another post 4u saying how right i am xddd"

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Stay mad and buttflustered

>Men afraid to show the slightest amount of emotion
Who is this dipshit retard? That's about things like a man's loved one dying and him feeling like he's supposed to be tough and not cry at their funeral. Not crying over a capeshit movie trailer. Crying as much over a movie trailer as you would seeing your firstborn child for the first time is just as unhealthy

t. Incel
You wish you were Eric Butts

I'd rather neck myself desu

>wishing you were subhuman enough to enjoy the new star wars
tastelet confirmed.

>It's like a fatass bullying a fatty for being fat it makes no sense.
/d/ would like to have a word with you

She may have a point but she's still a dumb roastie so she still deserves the gulag

lost
they done goofed now. call the internet police.

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>Eric Butts
Fuck his parents for not naming him Seymour.

Eric Butts is the popular thing now. He was even on a tv news show. All those women on twitter would drop their panties at his glance. He is even going to be in the next star war movie as an extra.

and this makes you think it's not all just a big pile of crap how?

so was bomb clock boy, everyone coming out to virtue signal over some random shit isn't new. Like all of them they're tossed out and forgotten as soon as they can't profit from it anymore and he'll go back to being a loser that cries over shitty childrens movies

Uh im sorry but when was the last time women were defending you on twitter and worshipping you like they do to eric?

the real question is when was the last time women defended anything good