Who here mid 30s never touched a girl?

it's a fair thought, it seems really unlikely for a sea of reasons

Please tell me this is a joke man

Touch yes, tapped it no......

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I'm about to become a wizard in a few days. I made out with a drunk girl at a party like 10 years ago but that's about it

32. virgin. got a peck on the lips and have cheek kissed girls. paid a hooker for a blowjob. cuddled with a couple girls while watching movies.

If he lives in the right parts of Canada, Alaska, Nevada or West Virginia it is totally believable.