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Why should I wipe?

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Don't.
I don't care if you smell of arse and mouldy shit. It gives me something to laugh at.

Because shit smells bad and it makes your ass itchy.

I don't. Imagine not having a bidet in 2k19.

>anus infection

Infections??? The awful smell? You won't get used to it, trust me.

huh? you still wipe at least once to dry off bud

No, you don't understand, hehe.
Excreting is completely natural, I like to think that I am doing nature a favour when I shit in public, hehe.
Toilet papers are manmade, they are made out of plants that do not want to get killed, hehe.
Humans are the only animals stupid enough to wipe their ass, hehe.

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You should also shave your ass so you can clean it more easily. It's not enough to wipe with just dry paper. You need to follow up with wet paper and a wet wipe with surfactants and stuff. Always have at least two in your pocket, and offer one to anyone who needs to us a restroom.

Mine sprays painfully hard, produces aerosol, and the liquid takes a problematic path, so I set a mirror on the toilet and do

What? I have a blow dryer on my bidet just hit that button and wait for bout a minute and you're good.

Well, then dont wipe your ass for a few weeks and see what happens.

based and rawpilled

>You should also shave your ass
*prickly swamp ass intensifies*

if you seriously think it's ok not to wipe, then you probably think not showering is ok too. sure it would've been fine in olden times when everyone smelled like shit and thus was acclimated to it, but now most people have decent hygiene compared to the past, so your smell will be obvious and intrusive.

Not a problem with an electric shaver and a clean ass, assuming you're not fat.

>It's gay to wipe.
This is a real phenomenon. Look it up.

well do you mean trim with a guide or just full of shave because once it starts regrowing its gonna get prickly. if you just trim it it should be fine
skinny or not ass ventilation is important

real men use the high pressure water jet to push water up the bum and then squeeze it out so youre clean outside and for the first few inches in

I find that if don't wipe my ass thoroughly gets so itchy that it's unbearable and eventually something gets bloody back there for some reason

foil shaver. I have one labeled specifically for body hair. Need to be careful to not tilt it and get nipped with the leading and trailing trimmers. Hairs doin't get prickly with it. Only manual blades leave them sharp.

Let it fester

Do you fags wipe sitting or standing up?

Everyone knows that you should wipe, the real question is whether you should wash your hands after

My sides bro lmaoooo
Orginal observation

Both nigga. First seated, then standing to finish the job. I guess you could say I'm pretty based.

>Man-made
>Made out of plants
Which is it?????

Calling yourself based? That's pretty cringe, bro.

Im so desensitized by 4ch that i don't even know if these replys are ironic or not

Stick a water hose up your ass and call it a bidet, cunt