LADS

LADS

Who here is hitting the STRIP CLUB tonight?

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Stip clubs must be one of the saddest places to be, shit women that entretain shit and sad men, the boobs aint worth the horrible vibe

My co-workers used to go to strip clubs all the time and would try to invite me but I refused every time
It just doesn't seem like a good time, paying women money to pretend to be interested in you and give you blue balls
What's the point when you're just gonna go home alone and fap either way?

Gay desu

Strip clubs rule

Why though? I honestly don't see the appeal of paying women for the privledge of seeing their titties and have them rub up on me, when at the end of the day I'll still be the same lonely fuck but now with blue balls

heyyy hes back DUDE STEVIE BLEW ME FOR FREE SHES SUCH A SWEETHEART

OP here I am hitting the strip club tonight!!

Strip clubs are a waste unless its a shithole so the girls offer options.

but why do that and waste time with cover charges and shit when you can go to an AMP and roll the dice for a cute Asian who will give you a HJ?

I'm glad you had a good time at the strip club

yeah i took your tip like 4 threads ago and I call ahead everytime

Nice, I am glad my thread was helpful.

I am ubering to the club right now!!

why go to either strip club or massage parlor when you have one of these bad bad girls?

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I'd rather pay for an escort tbqh famalam

Fucked a nice Brazilian girl last week only cost $180, you could easily spend more than that getting blueballs in the (((strip club)))

porn and foossy is best - save time, money, energy.

>too poor to afford a car
>spends money on girls who won't even touch his penis

WHYYYYYY

>shitfaced after being at another club
>strip club is still open at 3:30
>fuck it never been to one before and theres an uber surge so might as well wait it out
>$24 in atm fees to get cash
>$20 cover
>give $20 to a nice girl
>$64 wasted in 15 minutes
I make good money so I dont care that much but seems pretty fucking stupid for what you pay. Can I just pay a stripper to come back to my place if it isnt that far? Like if I stuck out at the normie clubs all night can I just head on down to the strip club and pay a girl a couple hundred dollars or do they not think of themselves as prostitutes?

>me
theres a lady in my town w 3 tiddys only $10

>going to a strip club in the US

Top kek, waste of money for nothing in return

Sucks you niggers don't live close to Tijuana

I live in san diego county and try to go to Hong Kong Gentleman's club in tijuana once a month, guranteed lay with a fine girl for max of $120, 100 for the girl 20 for the room, some girls can be brought down to 80 or even 60 for older ones

Or you can just watch them dance, drink your beer, and go around the club and touch their tits and pussy, you have to give them a couple bucks tho but like for a buck you can touch a girls tits and feel her ass

Sucks that you guys are geographically cucked

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>Can I just pay a stripper to come back to my place if it isnt that far? Like if I stuck out at the normie clubs all night can I just head on down to the strip club and pay a girl a couple hundred dollars or do they not think of themselves as prostitutes?

The best way to pull strippers to your place is with cocaine, not cash. If you can somehow casually mention the stash of cocaine you have at your place and your odds increase tremendously. Strippers like to deny that they are prostitutes and when faced with the blatant cash-for-sex proposition will turn it down, but most won't think twice about going back to a guy's place and fucking him in exchange for some free coke at the end of the night.

>lives in cuck diego
>calls others cucks

ayyy

have sex inceIl