When Chad posts on social media that he hasn't gotten "laid" in a week, it's considered a national emergency...

When Chad posts on social media that he hasn't gotten "laid" in a week, it's considered a national emergency. Girls are like "omg you poor thing. here's my number." But when some 27 year old incel posts about how lonely he is people are like "ewww who cares. stop being so entitled. there's more to life than girls. go kill yourself. your personality sucks."

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Nobody told ugly incel faggots to be born

if you're a chad posting on social media about how you haven't been laid in a week, you're not a chad

Omg you poor thing. Want my number

tf are you on?, never even seen Chads get pussy thrown at them so easily

omg you poor thing. here's my number.

>implying we had a choice
funny

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sam hyde should be extremely thankful. look how close he came to a much worse life. just a slight tweaking of the genes and you go from alpha beta gutta mane to chin.jpg

People are disgusting because it's an incel. What are you, a fucking nigger?

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ewww who cares. stop being so entitled. there's more to life than girls. go kill yourself. your personality sucks

We are not ugly

>We are not ugly
uh-huh

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I dont think this ever happens

>Good looking people get laid
Wow. Imagine my shock. Why do you guys just not accept it already?

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If I had a choice you wouldnt be born either

Our issues are rather mental induced

Male models, porn actors and attractive criminals get "choke me daddy" level messages constantly.

>not showering is not a choice
Yikes

>I'm not a male model who doesn't have to work for pussy. Why live?

And some people are born into obscene wealth and even royalty. Affection is nice, but getting laid isn't even that amazing. I actually prefer jerking it to my sex tapes over the actual act. More control on the release.

Anyway, you dumbies have to realize you got a shit hand and play it as best you can. Maybe women are completely out of the cards for you. Maybe you really are in that ugliest 1 percent of people who can never have love - but honestly, the numbers here make it unlikely. Your head is probably fucked.

Look around you. People are getting together. Beautiful women are fucking and even dating short men. Stop looking at lookism circle jerk misinformation and actually look at whats going on in the real world around you.

You sound like a shitty 40-yea-old motivational speaker.

incels don't post about how lonely they are, they post about how women are so ungrateful. Incel spent time with her and he hasn't even received sex, let alone a gf proposal

>I actually prefer jerking it
goto r9gay faggot

incels believe attractiveness is objective and they deserve someone as objectively attractive as themselves but can't because 20% of men can be bothered to regularly fuck four women each

And you sound like a cunty inkel who tunes out anything that doesn't reaffirm his barely 7 year old belief system.

Seriously, tool, Chad-Stacey theory has got to be the most anti-intellectual theory ever cooked up by a fucking body building forum

>incels believe attractiveness is objective and they deserve someone as objectively attractive as themselves
They call it finding/settling for your looksmatch.

> but can't because 20% of men can be bothered to regularly fuck four women each

I didn't realize until recently how true this is. After years of browsing these retarded forums I'd genuinely come to believe that ugly men don't get laid, or have great difficulty doing so. Then I saw my female friend's boyfriend and he had the most hideous mouth-breather jaw I'd ever seen. I also met a very short fat guy with that leg disability that makes you walk crooked, and he also had a gf. I really do need to talk to more women.

you live in a fucking fantasy land. this shit doesnt happen.

I tune out gay-ass "advice" from humblebragging normalfags. It's seriously meaningless shit that we've all heard 1000s of times.

>sex is not that great brah
>i mean i have lots of it and crave it constantly but it's not even that amazing

>you should stop focusing so much on sex brah
>my life revolves around getting laid but trust me brah, jacking off is way better

>stop believing in alpha-beta circle jerks brah
>i'm an alpha male tho

My nephew is taller than me and im six feet tall and 24 years old, how the fuck should i feel about this!?

Social media is artificial highlight reels, so of course they do.

I'm short and thin so my cousin's kids always want to play with me instead of the other adults :-)

I'm on an anoymous forum. It's hardly bragging to say I have sex. It's something you're supposed to do. You know that, that's why you're so angry. I'm not knocking you for being pissed. You obviously have been dealt a shit hand, whether it's mental or physical, I just think you're a retard if you think face law is a real thing.

Yeah, being good looking is fucking life on easy mode. Lookism is real. But ugly guys get laid and married and live happy lives all the time.

Remember that lookism is full of people who think just like you and rehash the same fake observations and meaningless tinder catfish screenshots (oh shit, male models don't have to work for sex, what a fucking revelation!)

Yeah I don't know how incels jumped from the widely accepted 'good looking people have it easy' to 'life isn't worth living if you're sub-eight and every piece if evidence to the contrary is bullshit, your wife is fucking Chad RIGHT NOW!'

>showering is the same as being born
imagine being this much of a monumental retard