Convince me to buy a toy vagina

Convince me to buy a toy vagina.

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ok. dont buy toy vagina

I'd rather convince you not to buy one
for heavens sake it's a plastic or rubber toy and if you read this then I will make sure that if you do get it when you near the climax you suddenly realize you are fucking a piece of plastic and it'll go down the drain. Order a hooker you moron

lol thats not what happens at all.

tfw too smug to care

I think you are being a bit mellow dramatic. Its just a toy.

Go ahead, make yourself even more of a pathetic virgin.

It feels exactly like the real thing, except not as warm, and you could just buy a warmer for that. Spend $20 on a Tenga toy and you get pussy and anus in the same toy. Plus, if you just buy cheap condoms you never have to clean anything (cleaning is a bitch, 0/10 do not recommend)

they're fun, i have two of them. get yourself a little collection off toys, user!

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buy an aneros helix instead, it feels better. once you start trying it, being excited will carry the effect of wanting your butt played with as well. not even a psyop.

I bought one last week. Trust me, you NEED this in your life. Buy one with a lot of ribbed textures on the inside.

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overall not worth it
moderately better than hand but to much hassle in my opinion

Is this a male in the pic ?

>Is this a male in the pic ?
correct

Proven to make you last longer AND cures death grip

I find the fleshlight-style ones to be completely pointless, because you still have to use your hand. Kinda defeats the point. I got an onahip for my first one and they're fucking amazing. Upgraded to a full torso one and it's the best purchase I've ever made.

The problem is it depends how lazy you are. These types of toys are pretty easy to clean as long as you clean it right after you're done using it, but drying them can be very difficult depending on the toy. Some are flexible and have exit holes that make it really easy to dry and some don't, so consider that

Dude its like a woman, but it doesnt argue or talk.

Ego Waffles are tasty.

I got a fleshlight but the maintenance is a drag, just use you hands they are easier to clean.

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I failed sex saturday because my dick didn't have the integrity to withstand hole ramming.

This but very oreganilla

How lazy are you fucks that you cant take five minutes to properly rinse the thing out?
I will say that discretion can be an issue with them though. They can be noisy and it's pretty large and difficult to hide.
Feels pretty great though. Sometimes i stick it between my mattress so i can thrust into it.

>Can't get pregnant
>Won't bitch and complain
>Won't leave you for Chad
>No pressure to make it cum
>You still get to cum
Just do the math, friendo

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Get a Magic Wand. They work equally well on clits and dicks, and last much longer, without any consumables needed.