Cycling general

How many carcucks have you slowed down so far today, my fellow cycling enthusiasts?

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I love when they stand in an undending line and I just pass them by.

I love it when carcucks get out the car acting all big after I scratch their car with my handlebar, then I get off my bike and walk up to them and when they realise I'm not a manlet like them they back down and walk back into their bitch wagon

i ironically think thats bretty fuggin cool

And then the bikes started clapping

Cool story bro

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Cycling is supremely based

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>tfw truckers get entitled and think I need to yield the road to them
>one even throws on his turbo, blasting me with black exhaust soot
>read an entire 300 pages of college books on rigs
>start biking to bigger truck stops at night and putting quarters in the rubber parts between their glad hands
>tfw they're too much of a smoothbrain and have to call a mechanic when their air supply isn't filling

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new windows update fucked my shit up so i have no idea what kinda reaction pic this is gonna be but I hope it's gonna be a smiling one

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Mountain bike you absolute faggots. Goddamn roadies deserve to crack their head open on the fucking pavement

>Haha isn't biking so fast and convenient?
>Ignores basic traffic laws, bikes in crosswalks, ignores red lights
>Haha those people obeying the law sure have a hard time!

>Fatality rate of biking is twice the rate of dying driving drunk

Yeah I think I'd rather crack a few brewskis and go for a drive

>bikes in crosswalks
Where are you from? I thought only Poland had retarded laws prohibiting this. However, passing cars the way I described is perfectly legal here, even for mopeds and motorbikes.

things that never happened, vol 3

>frogpost
>anti-semitism
>misogyny
>socks with sandals

can you IMAGINE what the fat, greasy loser that drew this looks like? imagine the smell of piss bottles and hot pockets radiating throughout his room

Ok shlomo, back to the showers now

S I Z Z L I N G

oof looks like a struck a nerve

let me guess, you also have a couple pairs of cargo shorts? kek

I don't have to break any laws to be faster than a car in the city.
It's simple, just pass the long line of cars waiting at traffic lights, use some legal shortcuts and don't be a leglet.
Knowing when wich traffic light turns green and adjusting your speed to avoid stop&go helps as well.

No, I wear pretty sundresses

Not my fault infrastructure is so car centric that i have to ignore it