Been a while since we had one so why not haha
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>Age
>Skin color
>Hair color
>Eye color
>Height
>Weight
>Job
>Hobbies
Been a while since we had one so why not haha
post:
>Age
>Skin color
>Hair color
>Eye color
>Height
>Weight
>Job
>Hobbies
When did this cancer start?
best little sister
>23
>brown
>black
>brown
>5'2"
>113 lbs
>cashier
>dancing
What kind of dancing, user? Is that really your only hobby though
23
Brown-white
Brown
Brown
1m 78 cm
Neet
Play videogames and watch anime
Its zumba dancing. I also like to go on hikes to practice my photography.
What kind of photography? I actually do the same. I'm not that great at editing though, but I love just nature panorama shots.
>26
>white
>brown
>brown
>5'11
>350lbs
>NEET
>none
22
Pale
red
green
no idea shorter then average probably
130
lol no
viddya
>25
>Very pale
>Dark brown
>Blue/grey
>4'11
>38kg
>NEET
>Gardening, animal care, nature in general, art, gardening, history, photography, fashion, video games, sewing, cooking, baking, anime/manga, movies, music
>Red hair
Lucky! Red hair is the absolute prettiest.
I feel like I seen post before. Are you of Russia decent?
Can I pet your ginger hair please
350 lbs? are you doing ok healthwise?
be careful! it all starts to catch up to you very fast by 30. i lost my gallbladder, had a fatty liver, extreme hypertension and a bad back by 33 because of obesity alone. scary stuff.
Mhm, I am! Hi hello.
>Age
21
>Skin color
white with pink and olive undertones that give the appearance of oobleck
>Hair color
medium brown
>Eye color
gray-blue
>Height
5'4''
>Weight
140 lb (strongfat)
>Job
none/student
>Hobbies
cooking, kickboxing, logic puzzles, whatever my sister likes doing, writing poems and then throwing them away because they suck, bullying robots
I'm hoping it kills me
God you're perfect, be gf pls
i understand the sentiment but it's not a pleasant way to go at all. it's slow and cumulative.
>tfw no strongfat gf
20
ghost pale
golden
hazel
6'0"
110lbs
friendly neighbourhood NEET
baking
I like your art on that gf chart thing!
>38kg
how isn't just generic air pressure killing you?
It's the best I can do. i smoke too so that helps increase the chances of a heart attack or stroke. it's better than living by far.
This is so little to judge women based off of, wish there were more questions, oh well.
>cashier at 23
Why? 6/10, at least an interesting hobby
Neet that skipped weight as a category. Boring hobbies.
3/10
4/10, pretty much same as last one only had the guts to declare weight. Bonus for that. Boring hobbies.
Outside of job/hobbies, you seem solid. Though if you get neetbux for being disabled or some shit, that would probably improve your score. 5/10
Seems pretty great except Neet. Also, nature chicks tend to be retarded conspiracy theorists, here's hoping you're not a "big pharma" or "antivax/antigmo" tard. 6/10
Possible 8/10, depending on what you're studying and if you can actually write poems and not just lines that rhyme.
Air pressure has nothing on my Slavic genes...It trembles in fear at my might
>hoping you're not a "big pharma" or "antivax/antigmo" tard
Nope! I just live out in the woods and love nature and solitude.
>Age
19
>Skin color
White
>Hair color
Blonde
>Eye color
Greyish
>>Height
5'2
>Weight
91lbs
>Job
In uni
>Hobbies
Languages, hiking, biking, baking, acting, kind of into phtography
>logic puzzles
sweetie, who you trying to impress? we all virgins here.
Be my girlfriend and you can photograph the two of us together
What languages do you know, user? You sound like a 10/10 if we have to use that rating system
a rate fag appear kys nigger
Why hello there m'lady, I think you're perfect just the way you are. *adjusts fedora and bows* care to watch some Japanese animation with me?
okay, you look precious, be well, don't die
Im a dude faget and my dick its probably bigger than yours btw
why would neetbux improve my score? i do
but whouldent that make it worse?
Now this is some fucking cancer
The absolute state of Jow Forums
>ratefag
>in a rating thread
Pic related.
Props on not being stupid, happy hiking.
Male neets tend to be momma's boys that have to ask people for money. At least if you get neetbux you contribute *something* ya dig? Had a Tinder date that had kids, once, and she used her EBT to buy us food, was a dope time.
>all these neets
Lmao
>19
>yellow but pale cuz no go outside
>black/brown medium length
>black souless eyes
>5'3
>102 lbs
>student
>game design, singing, playing instruments, cooking, drawing, playing video games
bonus: dislikes
>arrogant people, "binge watching" shows, cheese, bugs
Can we add each other and get to know each other user? And then either become friends that do fun stuff together, or fall in love and do cute/fun stuff together?
I want to stretch your cute hole with my big fat white cock
>19
>White, sort of pale
>Dark blonde
>Green
>5'5
>105lbs
>Leech
>Being a drawfag, reading, collecting music, biking, anime, and a bit of vidya
If I was a 10/10 I wouldn't be here everyday, user. Except for English and my native language I know French and German
>tfw no drawfag gf to draw with while we listen to YouTube documentaries
>bonus: dislikes
you should also throw in passive aggressive ppl to that list.. starting with ye
>Dislikes cheese
passive aggressive behavior is best behavior.
that was.... fast. where are you from, my dear user?
God a wish the mods changed the word "fembot" to "potatoes" or something. This obsession is really getting to me. It's like at any given time there's about three or four fembot related threads on the front page.
That being said...
Nice ethnic girl. I really, really aprove of this one
So boring...
Boooring...
Snoooorrre
Damn you are tiny. I like your selection of hobbies tho you seem like a cool person
I like you too
Baking is always a huge plus. I think i may even be talking to you right now
Normie ree etc
>dislikes cheese
That will be a solid "fail" from me darling
Anyway half of these posts are probably made by trans women. Though i like to imagine that all of you are cute girls, waiting for the perfect husbando i.e me
Some robots would take issue with you being 6', but the baking/NEETdom is more important. 6/10, probably.
For a 19yo, good job. 7/10. Actresses are dangerous.
Solid 8, maybe 9/10. Mostly because playing instruments, vidya and game design are secluded hobbies but also hobbies that peak an interest. Also I'm partial because I play instruments.
Also a good 7-8/10. Hobbies cheque out
I'm from the US... probably too far huh?
>tfw no drawfag gf to doodle with while we send each other playlists of the music we like
Jesus im a retard i didnt read fembots lol
I don't know much about those rating systems, but you do genuinely seem pretty great, I know it's not much to go off of though. What makes you think you are not? What's your native language? I know three languages myself, and currently studying Japanese while in university. Surprisingly, I'm not that into anime or manga as one would think.
im not even trans i thought this was a thread were fem bots were rating robots not the other way around
your probably right though
No shitskins kek, 0/10.
No bugpeople kek 0/10.
Get some sunlight and lose some height you freak, I'm 6'3 but I'm still going to date some gangly Brienne of fucking Tarth looking thot. 1/10
Pretty sure you mean "just FAT" you whale. Try ditching some of the myriad bullshit hobbies and find a real job, you brokeass bitch. Preferably one that doesn't involve you asking your patrons if they want fries or taking your clothes off. .5/10
Too short, also economically worthless. Get a fucking job you parasite. 1/10
Oh fuck wew, an unemployed landwhale, damn, wtf are you doing here? I'd expect guys to be lining up around the block to try to date you, with how much you have to offer anyone. .5/10
Another fat unemployed cow. Fuck off tubby, .5/10
I can imagine your tinder profile now.
>Anorexic
>Hobbit
>Too.
>Stupid.
>To.
>Formulate.
>Full.
>Sentences.
>.5/10
So yeah, this is about the general quality of females I'd expect to be browsing a shithole like Jow Forums lol. Later cunts!
three extremely important questions: what do you listen to? what do you read? titanium or carbon?
>tfw no drawfag bf to give each other feedback while listening to 80's french cold wave
sadly your assumption was correct.
>Too short, also economically worthless
I'm too mentally ill to work, sadly! In a perfect world maybe.
>tfw no drawfag gf for me to draw pictures of us holding each other, while watching a 50 minute video of how jeans are made
The feels grow stronger with every post
>tfw no foreign gf to teach you how to draw
>tfw no long distance gf to fall asleep watching documentaries on youtube with
>tfw no cute music gf to make music playlists with to listen to throughout the day while thinking of her
>tfw no foreign gf to after months of talking online, finally meet up and have a great burst of love
>tfw no foriegn gf to share your countries customs and history with
If only
>i think i just answered that, but it varies a lot
>historical books and sci-fi mostly
>carbon is cheaper
to someone like you , what is the ideal weight in a woman?
Age:23
Skin color:White
Hair color:Mocha/Brown
Eye color:Light Gray
Height:5'8
Weight:119 lbs.
Job:work in retail. I stock shelves.
Hobbies:drawing/painting,video games,cooking,music.
>mentally ill
Woof. Imagine being dumb enough to waste ones time dating a person with mental illness lmao. Don't ever reproduce, okay?
A healthy female bmi. Anyone who can't keep themselves in decent physical shape, man or female, deserves to be alone tbdesu.
t-there are 2 anons now?
sorry, but i am very very averse to ldr's. that is a heartwarming (or crushing) greentext post though, user.
>tfw the feels are too much already
i might need a break.
Will you be my gf if we get to know each and see if we get along please. I'm just now getting into cooking as well. Maybe we trade some recipes or tips and tricks.
I'M NOT A NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Japanese seems pretty interesting, I wanted to study it myself since I'm kind of a weeb but currently I'm also trying to learn Russian so I figured learning two foreign alphabets at the same time might not be a good idea (though Cyrillic is pretty easy to be fair). I won"t say what my native language is since it's pretty characteristic and I don't want to reveal too much information about myself.
Yeah, don't worry I'm not sure if an LDR would work for me anyways, it's just sad seeing someone I'd probably like and get along with really well live so far away, I should stay off Jow Forums for a while desu
>tfw no drawfag gf to draw Pokemon with while watching a documentary about how sticky notes were invented
Hell yeah bro, bitches love desperate-sounding cuckbois LOL, nothing gets pussies wetter than begging and pleading over the internet for holes to talk to you.
thanks for not answering
You ever actually go outside?
>Age
21
>Skin color
light brown
>Hair color
dark brown
>Eye color
dark brown
>Height
6'1
>Weight
120kg
>Job
none
>Hobbies
reading, drawing, video-games, bass guitar
>tfw no drawfag bf to INVENT pokemon with and watch documentaries about silent films
it's just too tempting
>Age
24
>Skin color
Irish white
>Hair color
Brown / dark orangey Brown
>Eye color
Green blue
>Height
5' 2
>Weight
45kg
>Job
Work as a marketing person to an online business
>Hobbies
Tg (mtg, wh40k, dnd), vidya (jrpgs, rogue likes, card based games and osrs), reading. Otherwise I'm boring and just chill
Yeah, Japanese is very nice I think. At times I feel like the characters are beautiful, and the sound not so much. This actually tends to be the opposite thought process with most people I've met. What do you think? As far as being weeby, I've always been much more interested in the history and certain aspects of the culture. Is your Russian coming along well? How about in private, user? I've always wanted to talk about languages with someone. If not though, that's totally fine too
Don't worry! I've never dated and I never will because that'd just be incredibly unfair to the other party not to mention I'm not interested in romance. Reproducing would also be a very selfish thing to do considering all the mental illness that runs in my family.
Just minding my own business out in the woods and funposting online, you know?
>cold wave
i never went any deeper than new wave. which artist would you recommend to a newbie?
>books
historical meaning fiction or non-fiction? i could use more non-fic on my reading list.
>carbon
i'm sorry user, the correct answer was 'aluminium'. i wouldn't ride on carbon if you paid me.
God I actually have this idea of Shelgon/Turtle Pokemon hybrid that never comes out of his sturdy shell, he also has no legs he just has little wings barely holding his big body up. It really is getting tempting
>tfw no drawfag gf to theory craft new pokemon with eventually making mega evolution forms of them
>tfw no foreign drawfag gf to surprise with drawings after months of tutelage from her
>tfw no foreign gf to watch space documentaries from 1969 with in imax
you are a qt user :)
ewwwwwww :(
sorry, I think cheese is overrated. It seems like a lot of people like eatting cheese but it adds extra calories and it doesn't make it taste that much better imo
Which of the circus freaks that I responded to are you?
Checked. I love the celtic aesthetic, although your hobbies sound a bit boring IMO. I'd say 5/10, or 7/10 if you're extraverted at all
i asked you about ideal weight in women and you just rambled about exercise , a number would be great in pounds for you ideal
Thanks user. You are too! We can play our instruments together while I try to sing you a song in my crappy singing voice. Then we can get cozy and play some games toegther after cooking a nice meal.
It depends on height. You should feel grateful I'm only asking about your weight and not inquiring what exactly your IQ is, you mouth-breathing heifer.
ahh well I guess not often...
>wake up at around 8am and get ready for school
>take school shuttle
>stay at school for classes, working on video game, working on homework until 8pm-12am
>take school shuttle home
I only go outside to go grocery shopping and even then that's only a 5 minute walk from my apt. (and when the sun isn't out most of the time since I go after I leave school)
>Age
27
>Skin color
Luptia Nyong'o
>Hair color
Black
>Eye color
Brown
>Height
5'10''
>Weight
190lb
>Job
Programmer at a scientific research facility. I'd like to think my work is helping the human race instead of just making CEOs richer.
>Hobbies
Volunteering at STEM events for children. Taking 1P-LSD and walking around the park during sunset while listening to Legendary Pink Dots.
>Age
19
>Skin color
White
>Hair color
Brown /ginger in summer
>Eye color
Green /hazel
>Height
5'
>Weight
150 lbs
>Job
I study
>Hobbies
Vidya, movies, music, art, photography, books
thanks for not answering again assume the height is whatever you want it to be , whats the ideal weight?
I would stretch your pussy out with my big fat white cock
do you really think this will work user?
6/10 could be higher depending on what vidya/movies/music/art/books
What instruments do you play? I want to hear your crappy singing voice, im sure it isn't as bad as you think. :) I can play guitar and ukulele but only at an average level. :(
Anything in that green area.
> I can play guitar and ukulele but only at an average level. :(
are you the one that posted in the vocaroo thread before? if so your voice is nice user
Oh user, I would love to hear you play! I played the trumpet for many years, but I gave it away to my nephew to learn. Right now I'm learning piano, so I'm also pretty average. I'm sure you're way better at playing than you think. Do you really want to trade contact info, user? I've also always wanted to learn to play guitar
U need ur vitamin d brother
I am obnoxiously extroverted so I think a 5/10 is fair
>Age
21 desu
>Skin color
Pale desu
>Hair color
Brown desu
>Eye color
Brown desu
>Height
Average desu
>Weight
132lbs desu
>Job
None atm desu
>Hobbies
Anime desu
Vidya - my favorite are world of warcraft, dark souls and some indie games
Movies - fight club, filth, closer
Art - I paint, draw, make sculptures, digital art (with Adobe programs) but I love old, classical, realistic art
Books- mostly philosophy or poems
Be girlfriend desu
I'm lonely desu
Please take the pain away desu