On the off chance that you manage to have children, what would you name them?

On the off chance that you manage to have children, what would you name them?

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I like the name nebuchadnezzar but would call him "buck" for short. I will abort all females.

Firstborn girl after my fathers mother and firstborn boy after my father. Wife gets to decide the second born if I get married but that doesnt seem likely at this point

Luna if girl
if male idk

I would name them Rayquaza.

I can't think of any names. I'll rather let the Mrs decide first born. Otherwise they will get a name of an old person like argyle or Marion

I want three sons.

I'll name the first Yahweh.
The second Jesus.
And the third Allah.

And I will raise them all in different religions so when they're older I can watch them fight and bicker until I am an old man.

If female Elizabeth
if male Feng

jim regardless of gender

If male Hector
If female Piety

Naming your child Allah or Yahweh would make them have to change it to be part of those religions.

He didn't say Yahweh would be the Jewish one or Allah would be the Muslim one

>"Im going to name my kids like MMO JRPG characters!"

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t. John Smith

what do you mean? retard oreganally

just trollin' theyre good names

If a boy? James after my father.
If a girl? I really liked the name Amber but it's kinda a whore's nametag now so I was thinking either Eden or Evelynn

Vergil for a boy
Morrigan for a girl

I like the name Odette

If it's a boy I'd most likely name him Diederik or Willem
If it's a girl I'd name her Anna

Jara Victoria if a girl
Widukind, Albert, Laurenz or Shailendra if boy

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That's one thicc clit. Why does the eyes have candles tho
Other than that pretty lit. Moar/Sauce??

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Alexander (female) and Lauren (male).

I've always liked Ian, Ivan, or Hal for a boy, Eva or Aya for a girl. Something about short names has always struck me as nice. Maybe it's because I have a comically long last name.

Dante and Vergil

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Im never having kids, but i've always like Julius as a boy's name and Veronica for a girl.

Even though every Veronica I knew irl was super Stacy mega-bitch.

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