Why did it have to be me?

>Be... Me
>About 14 Years Old at the time
>Go to Middle School in Florida
>It's always hot as fuck
>Girls wear disgusting lewd crop tops and short shorts
>Be in art class
>New Girl introduced to class
>She is wearing a sweater and jeans
>My eyes lit up
>Finally, a non degenerate girl!
>She sits next to me
>After a couple months we become friends
>Winter comes
>I go over to her house to hang out
>During that we start wrestling cause we were play fighting over a bag of chips
>She ends up on top of me
>Both blushing
>She gets off and apologizes
>I say it's fine
>Sit next to each other awkwardly
>Stare into each other eyes
>Suddenly we're leaning in for a kiss
>We kiss
>It's the most passionate and amazing kiss I ever had
>Suddenly mom walks in
>She gasps
>She says a boy's name
>I raise my eyebrow
>"My name is actually user"
>She says "I was talking to my son"
>I look at the "girl" beside me
>He looks at me worried and shocked
>He starts to cry
>I start to laugh
>I didn't know what else to do
>I just kept on laughing
>Then I started forcing myself to laugh
>Then I started screaming
>The mother literally had to drag me out of her house while I was having a mental break down
>Tfw I fell in love with a Trap
>Tfw that kiss was the most passionate I've ever had
>Tfw we live in Clown World

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What happened after? Did you ever say anything to them or do more or is this shitty bait

lol get fukt op

Okay, so you posted your greentext of the day for reddit, you can go away now

It's time for my story...
>be me
>23 years old right now
>never found a gf, trap, etc and never kissed
fin.

We stopped being friends for awhile.
We still had to sit next to each other in class which was awkward.
We sorta just faced away from each other and talked to all the people around us besides each other.

Though there was one time where he talked to me again. It was something stupid about how "I looked handsome today" or something.

I just sadly looked at them and shook my head.

After Middle School ended I have no clue where they ended up. They definetly didn't go to my high school, so who's knows.

this is the true bot.

Fuck off you stupid niggies that had any sort of kissing/hugging/sex calling yourselves robots.

That's a good life. You only need to find a woman when you're around 30 when you're financially secure and mature enough.

I'm already financially secure. 60k in stocks and 25k in a high interest bank account. Still never had a date.

Damn. It seems like you just may need to go out and search. You also gotta be straight forward about it. Some woman are extremely oblivious to flirting. Also, don't bring how much money you have into a conversation with a woman ever. A lot of them are gold digging hoes.

I really hate pursuing girls. Most of them are already in relationships and trying to meet people takes a lot of time and effort when I could be focusing on my work.

That's what happens when you deem the Florida qts as disgusting and degenerate

Refine your tastes or embrace your homosexuality

lole how'd that man-mouth taste you FAG

If you're holding out till 30 for a relationship then you definitely need to be financially secure. Raising Tyrone's and Habid's kids isn't cheap!

>Half of Floridian Women are obese or overweight
>Most of Floridian Women are race mixed
>All Floridian Women dress like $2 prostitutes

I just want a good girl man.
None of these fucking thots.

>disgusting lewd crop tops
>makes out with a fucking guy

OP, I hate to breaker to you, but ur a mega faggot lul

>as if your 20 year old roastie wife won't cheat on you

>this
it's best to just discard women entirely

NO I DON'T WANNA BE GAY

I JUSY HATE DEGENERACY!

Why can't I just find a modest girl?!

Why is every girl down here in Florida a fucking slutty roastie that's been cummed in so many times that they can't count it on both hands?!

>as if your 30 year old, 1,850,000 mile roastie wife hasn't been cheating on you since day one

FL traps are the best looking

Better calibrate your sense of what a good girl is because is leading you to cock

Or just accept you're gay, there's nothing bad about it.