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>*slaps your girlfriends ass*
What would you do?

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360 degrees and walk away

Not dealing with bloatmaxxx

slap *his* ass

360 would result in the same direction you idiot

Imagine him on an ancient battlefield, he could've killed dozens of roman manlets

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stop

Hed be gassed out in few minutes and sliced to death by a swarm of 1.65 manlets
>tactics and stamina > raw strength

I'm a burger so I'd just shoot him.

But, I mean, dude ate two raw steaks a day to be the beast that he is. It'd be a shame if I had to shoot him.

>Fighting is all about max strength

that smile says hed suck them off to completion/surrender

This guy will get tired before me, so I’ll just make him chase me around and knock him down with a 1-2 takamura-san

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i love eddie, but imagine doing an airplane trip with your shoulder pressed right under a giant sweaty harmpit.

Fuck i just realised i am as tall as eddie
Can i just bloatmaxx?

I would btfo this fattie if he did this to me on an airplane. He clearly is just some fattie who thinks he is tough, but never touched a weigth.

He would probably die first desu

he's making a meme you doofus fuck

what a disgusting waste of quads

You call this bait?

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delete this and repost after you've deadlifted 500kg

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People his size should fly business at least, and you know that a man with Eddie's ego would never fly economy. These pictures are always staged.

wife would probably slap him. I would laugh in his face afterwards.

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Nah you can turn 360 degrees and then walk backwards.

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> deadlifted 500kg
he admitted that the plates were made of styrofoam. it was fake.

Try harder buddy

this

Nobody mentioning how honry the girl is? just me?

of course she is, his elbow touched her boobies.

There's always a bigger fish, so ill eat bloaty.

I really really like this image

t. mathlet

Absolutely disgusting, i hope this is staged. Fats and bloats should be forced to get 2 seats

M8 blast from the past there, i have the bear v takamura in my head but the bear is Eddie on all 4s

Good bait, made everyone think you were a newfag thus donate many a (You)

Buty her with all honors. No way she survives a slap from that unit.

Bury*

disgusting you say? it seems that the girl is wetting herself, probably you are one of the seething incels that feel threatened only at the tough of your crush sitting next to a similar alpha beast

Absolute fucking waste of digits. Lurk moar fucking newfriend.

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Weak bait.

I wish I was that elbow haha

Calling his wife

>

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Slap his ass back. His weakest muscle is the brain, and doing something like that would cause him to enter existential dread

Fat people should pay for two seats.

you sneaky bastard

What's he thinking right now?

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>this staged photo is going to be very funny. I can't wait to show all my progressive friends on reddit!

Well it's obvious that if he were to grab you, you'd probably suffocate to death. Since this is a no rules Street fight, you can poke his eyes and/or stab him as a last resort. Plus, if he can't grab you, run and shit until his chemically dependent heart tires and/or explodes.

Take it my duck and pee on him.

>I'm actually going to jump out of this plane if this guy farts one more time.
Remember, Ed's farts make even Robert Oberst and Brian Shaw run for the hills.

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Go on....

>original

bait

ok, maybe fat people should pay for extra seats

Sick quads, and great bait. Here's another (you)

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> tip him over
when hes trying to get up off the ground ?
> tip him over again and laugh
> repeat

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Wait for the diabetes to kill him any moment.

Praise be to the Bard of Gains

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dude wtf
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time for a daily /frogging/ thread

Pick up the chunks of my exploded GF and cry.

Shoot him, leave him to suffer, watch his roidded small dick and daiabetic ass slowly dying
Win

Kys pathethic faggot

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>I'm doing it for my wife's bull, I'm doing it for my wife's bull, I'm doing it for my wife's bull

They were baiting as well, actually. And so I am. And so is your next reply to this post.

Wtf the romans didn't use gas bombs

Thanks I got quads too, I think I peaked in 4channing

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He could push the plane apart into bits