Be honest, are you one of these guys who's eager to please a pretty girl irl and just can't say no to one?

Be honest, are you one of these guys who's eager to please a pretty girl irl and just can't say no to one?

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Sort of. I'm much worse about it when it comes to talking to girls online. It's an issue I need to address.

I'm the kind of guy that does that for everyone, regardless of their gender or how physically attractive they are.

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>tfw no eager to please bf to please

No.
Ignoring attractive women 98% of the time while giving them backhanded compliments the other 2% is half the Chad battle.

Nope. I stopped a girl giving me a handjob once because she was ugly and I couldn't be fucked cleaning up.

Sorry, I'm not gay and I have the ability to say no on the internet.

I've never had the chance to find out, although I like the sound of pleasing a girl on a date or what have you.

Likewise. Strangely, I'm much better about it after getting to know people though.

>eager to please a pretty girl
>because she was ugly
Not relevant.

also dumped my pretty girlfriend, fight me nerdlinger

wouldn't know

i'm invisible to pretty much all women

well my mom raised me in a way that helping/doing favors for people is what makes me happier than almost anything.

i'm not gay. origami salami.

This.
If you use Chad moves on an ugly chick she'll be so flattered that her panties will break the sound barrier in the distance they travel from her crotch to her ankles. Fucking ugly chicks is damaging to your self esteem though.

>Fucking ugly chicks is damaging to your self esteem though.
maybe if you're a normie

my self esteem would go through the roof if i fucked an ugly chick

This is the problem. This take anything, even a literal 0/10 smells like weakness and desperation. Combine this with the fact that a 0/10 woman never actually thinks she's a zero. She assumes you're beneath her even when she isn't. Guess your bloodline is fucked.

Also keep in mind that your failure to produce offspring will make you the first in your line dating back, literally, through all of human evolution.

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>She assumes you're beneath her even when she isn't.
i'm probably beneath her, youre acting like a complete normalfag.

Sorry, got lost on my way to Jow Forums.

I'm the kind of guy that gives them disgusted looks and acts very coldly to the point of being rude.

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I have no idea, but I usually don't need to say no outright to anyone, people don't really talk to me. If they do, I don't really engage them, partly because I don't know how and partly because I don't trust them and being alone is easier than being used by selfish people (everyone).
I do have to be a doormat for my father or else he threatens me, so maybe I've just been conditioned to have a caged animal mentality or something.

To be honest I don't even remember the last time I saw a girl in public who I thought was attractive. Is this because the internet or do I just have unrealistic standards?

Please be my girlfriend I'll make you happy

I try my best to make anyone I talk to happy
It's good to put others ahead of yourself
Of course I only talk to people online whose faces I never see so idk
That said I'd love a gf to give my affection and attention to exclusively

I mean for some reason I find it a bit harder to tell them to fuck off, but I still do, that's for sure

Same here friend.
As long as they aren't rude.

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>eager to please a pretty girl irl
while I see a chance at her? guilty, sort of
>and just can't say no to one?
Not really. If I know she has bf or she dissed me in some way before, she gets "go ask him/someone else" as answer

Not anymore. Women have hated me all my life and now the feeling's mutual.

Chance are you are not leaving the house that much anyway if you post here.
You could also simply be unlucky to always be out at the wrong times, or live in butterface city.

>just can't say no to one
I've never even had the chance to say 'yes'.

Yep, this summarizes it quite effectively

no, be my boyfriend instead.

okay, what would you like to do now that I'm your boyfriend?

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well first we would hold hands and cuddle on the sofa but before that you would empty your wallet

alright, I'm not sure why I had to but I emptied my wallet and now there's some cards and a $20 note on the table.

Can we hold hands now?

ya. yaaaaassss

nonono, there's one more necessary step before that. you take the $20, fold it nicely and put it right here on my hand.

It's already folded in half. Are you going to go buy next months ramen supply for us?

because i take it as an opportunity to get summm

If she's nice/polite in return, yes.
If not, I avoid her like plague or find excuses for her nagging.

Same, but apparently it's a turn off to women you're interested in romantically. Oh well, It's not too late at 30, right?

i got your favourite flavor, which is now chicken.

Chicken is actually not bad. Is it time to hold hands though?

silly, we've been holding hands this whole time.
i'm gonna need another $20 though.