/r9gay/ - #703

so you just obviously entered this general for the very first time.

yes its my first day on this 4channel
now hang yourself u fucking discord tranny

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is that way
try not to get bullied in high school so much user :(

Im so happy my bf put me on cum controll. Cant wait for him to give me chastitiy.

holy based and redpilled
+1

i think it really is. wow.

>tfw no metal gamer bf

taking twink bf applications

nobody cares lol go to to attention whore u nigger

>metal
check
>gamer
check
any other requirements?

>tmw no meow gamer bf

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Go to your fake r9gay or go back to pol

Wellp, this one started off edgy.

REMINDER THAT YOU FAGGOTS HAVE RUINED THIS BOARD FOREVER

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Meow. For god's sake add K user will you? The retards are flooding in now. Come on.

Euro bf?

i'm not your sister faggo

>edgy
go back to reddlt

check, but not EU tho

K anyon ghosts everyone, meow dont like.

is a good place to roleplay as a nigger cat

You don't have any fucking proof of that, stop fucking around and add me. If I ghost you, then you'll know.

Look, seriously, go back to /b/, it's more your speed.

you've admitted to it before several times and even tried to rationalize it with your bipolarity

just stop adding people, scum

Why would anyone add this guy when he outed himself as a former online slut, has a bf and has a bad reputation?

yes, you are right, i am total evil.

next?

why are you so hellbent on a single individual? why does he matter so much to you?

simply a matter of fact user, you literally admitted to it and now you're trying to lie about it, it's pathetic

go hang yourself nigger faggot

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where'd i lie exactly?

two posts before

That's first post ever about this individual, but okay.

Whats the deal with this K guy?

I dunno, maybe if you weren't a daytime newfag like the last 10 or so people who just entered this thread you'd know.

Not a comfy answer, but okay

Wow why are you so rude user?
Was just asking.

What's everyone eating today?
It has been a while since I've been here but things have been really lonely recently so I thought it'd be good to come and talk to some people.
I'm going to have a boiled egg

What an adorable post.

Just a banana, I'm not even hungry today.

Thank you for reminding me, I haven't eaten anything besides breakfast today. I think I'll make some pasta, but first I'll grab a cup of tea.

Aw thank you! I'm happy to be well recieved into the thread
A banana is good! I don't have any fruit in right now, but it's good to have a little fruit snack to keep healthy
I'm very glad I could remind you, too many times would I just go the whole day forgetting to eat. I hope the pasta comes out well

wholesome posters need their throats slit

I'll fully fuck you up, whore.

You are too sweet and pure for this world.

Aw thank you, I'm very flattered
Surprisingly it's not the first time someone has said that, I think generally people see me as a bit different and in need of extra care (I used to argue that I didn't need looking after because I didn't want to be weak, but I kind of do)

You seem like someone so sweet and adorable that I want to know, but I'm too bad and fucked up I don't wanna ruin you.

Well everyone deserves a chance, I don't think you should be so worried about the possibility of hurting me.
What about you do you think is bad that might lead you to ruin someone?

Hey, I didn't mean to turn this about me. I'm a known person in these threads. That ought to be enough right there. You just seem so endearing and sweet.

>I'm a known person in these threads.
no you're not

I am, you're just a stupid daytime fucking zoomer ten year old. Fuck off.

>all you have to do to appear nice is post about eating eggs
REALLY? IS THAT FUCKING IT?

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>getting angry because you're a literal who
pathetic and sad

user please don't be so angry! Let's eat healthy together UwU~~~!!!! uguu

I DON'T WANT TO EAT HEALTHY WITH YOU I'M SICK OF YOUR BULLSHIT AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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>brainlets thinking eggs are healthy
pathetic

>protein bad grr
bet you avoid dairy products too

Calm down anyon, eat some veggies :3

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>Grinder date tomorrow said he'll positively fuck me
Can't wait

yes because I'm educated unlike you pathetic pile of shit

I'm sorry if you don't like what I've been saying. But what I think you should take from this is that being friendly gets friendly responses
Sorry about that, of course I don't know you because I haven't been on this site for quite some time, being well known doesn't always mean you're bad though!
I don't exactly think eggs are a health bomb, it's just what I had, I said the banana was healthy

>tfw no top bf who would put up with my jealous tendencies

lmaoooo
what else do you avoid? red meat? veggies that aren't completely raw? tomatoes?

everything that comes from animals

It's not like any of my friends would bottom for me anyway.

>says they post about him in the threads
>actually makes himself the center of attention
ok, awesome

good meme user, keep it up

bUT IT iSN'T FRIENDLY IN THE REAL SENSE
how can someone be shallow enough to think that because someone breakfast posts they must immediately be a really sweet and good person?
is this anime larping or what? EXPLAIN.

dont you have tiktok to browse or something

stop posting about yourself, it's painfully obvious

I don't mind a tranny gf desu

>I'll call it a meme because I'm so retarded and uneducated about general science it appears too alien to me

stop existing, it's painful.

You know I was actually perfectly willing to talk to you until you started calling me names and getting upset whenever it took me more than a minute to reply.

Im really happy for user break a leg :)

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talking from personal experience are we?

Who are you again? remind me

>He has friends
Absolutely degen

Well, that's just me saying hello in a way that will start a bit of a conversation.
I know you may see it as silly or pointless but it's a friendly start in my opinion and that's why I decided to open discussing a bit about me and opening talk to others

hewwo friends -^o^-
Do you like giving headpats or receiving them more? I like both and I want to headpat everyone in this thread!
I wish I had a bf so I could rub his tumtum after we eat a big healthy dindin together! )-:

No you're fine I'm just being autistic it's okay.

How do you expect to attract a bf with no friends?

THERE DID I DO IT RIGHT????
IS THAT WHAT YOU ALL WANT??????? IS THIS IT??????

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Stop speaking like a retard

cute!
>tfw no cheerful bf

Yikes who let the norman in

>tfw try my best to be cheerful but no one appreciates it

There's nothing stopping us from being here. I'm going to steal your future bf if you're not careful.

Tell me about those jealous tendencies.
And I might be your bf.

Okay, I'm sorry, I hope you can feel good
I know it's tricky to talk in places like this and get along when there's so many different people

Hello friends. I am happy to see you all.
Do you prefer giving nonsexual caresses or receiving them? I like them both and I want to nonsexually caress everyone in this thread.
I wish I had a boyfriend so I could massage his belly after we eat a nutritionally balanced dinner.