Fembots, what does an ideal penis look like to you?

Fembots, what does an ideal penis look like to you?

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6-7 inches
Preferably uncut
Black/dark brown

I don't care as long as it's white, uncut and in the normal size range.

what are your ethnicities?

This one
is white, and this one
is African/Asian

I'm and I'm white.

this is the ideal penis to me

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I'm disappointed with the lack of unattached dicks so far, fembots.

Does that penis belong to you, user? Nice dick either way

Fembots, what's your preferred head shape?

Come to Odessa Texas and be my giant cock loving GF. I make 140k as a drilling engineer at Halliburton and I can spend it all on penis implants to please you.

I want to eat out some stank fembot pussy

Odessa, Texas is a fuckin shit hole full of spics. Lived there for way too long.

Did you get a raise at some point mate? I swear you used to post a lower number than that.

I would fuck qt Latinas all day long

Come to Odessa Texas and be my average penis appreciating GF. I make 140k as a drilling engineer at Halliburton and can pay for foreskin restoration.

Come to Odessa Texas and be my BLACKED BBC GF. I make 140k at Halliburton as a drilling engineer and can spend it on your HIV treatments when you get AIDS from niggers.

Lol faggot Midland and Oddesa are shitholes filled with fat ass oil workers and retard spics. West Texas needs to be nuked honestly.

The one attached to the guy I love
Cheesy indeed but it's just my two cents I guess

You have no physical preferences?

Nah as long as it exists and he can get pleasure from stimulation in that area then aye I don't mind how it looks-

Why do you constantly post about your 140k Halliburton drilling engineer job? Are you really proud of it or something?

>prefers uncut
You're probably not American then.

i enjoy reading your ridiculous posts

Yes, the oil price is rising this year and our activity is up! Woot!

That sounds good in theory and they have pretty faces but the bodies of dump trucks

3-4 inches, never fully hard, uncut
I used to like normal dicks until I sucked off a boy with ED and I got hooked because it was so chewy and fit fully in mouth and you could just envelop the whole thing with the tongue, I'm pretty much exclusively into oral so how it feels to suck is very important to me

From the sounds of it I might like feminine penis, but I haven't even seen one yet

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Youre welcome for your gasoline faggot

Because I want a fembot GF to settle for me for my money

Thank you buddy cheers from the Permian Basin

Come to Odessa Texas and be my limpdick sucking GF. I make 140k as a drilling engineer at Halliburton and can spend it all on sinus medicine that keeps my dick soft for you.

>texas
No thanks, no shortage of cute soft dicks here in EU

where in the EU are you? and where are you finding all these soft 3 inch dicks?

>Eurofembots hunt for small soft white penises while Amerifat femcels get impregnated by Tyrone and have his bastards

Fuck this country

>she must not be an amerimongrel womanoid

Gee I hope so.

I don't. I need my uncut American weewee serviced.

if you can get laid at all then I promise you it won't be an issue. Her reaction will range from neutral to positive

Black color only.

>hardly any dicks posted
Reeeeeeee

Post some bwcs you useless niggers.

are you even a grill?

if so, what do you think of this one? (not big, but still)

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I think it's a perfectly nice dick, I like your head shape. It's also uncut so that automatically makes it hotter for me.

thanks! but what about my first question?

R8 my pp guys and gals

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I like to think I'm pretty decent . Doesn't stop me from being a khv. I'm lonely :(

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Take this shit to /soc/, faggots. Better yet, stop being such fucking degenerates and sharing pictures of your genitals.

This one being original

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But so many stinky robots have huge, sexy dicks. They should be proud to show them off.

but /soc/ is for normalfags you phonefag

yea it's mine, thanks

come to eat my ass loser, smell my smegma and poop stupid faggot

Post more pleaaase. Preferably a shot of the front. Looks perfect.

Looks almost exactly like my dick.

>circumcised
>horribly uneven scar
They couldn't even mutilate you nicely

it has to be pink and uncut

I'm so sorry user. RIP in peace user's foreskin

I feel so sorry for cutfags

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white, uncut and with an upward curve

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>uncut
>big and uncut
>uncut
don't fucking circumcise your sons. this is suicide fuel

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Pretty much my exact dick, down to size and colour minus the woman sucking it

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>tfw circumcised and have amputation neuromas on the scar

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I don't mind. People seem to like it a lot, especially the girth. I'd rather be cut than a girthlet.

how do i deal with being circumcised? i can't stop thinking about it i think i'll actually kill myself please help me bros.

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>tfw cut and small
What the fuck am I supposed to do?

And now this
I'm just gonna go and do this irl

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give me skeleton pink cock bf

I forgot the pic heck

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Guys I'm such a fucking whore.
>in love with bf
>touch myself to recent pics ex is sending me of his 8 incher
>feel like a whore
>remember it was extremely painful
Why the fuck am I like this

Caucasian, uncut, short(4-6in), girthy

These are really nice.

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I must be weird, I like cut cocks a lot more than uncut.
My favorite so far.

youre turned on by the thought of your BF? thats wholesome af what the hell are you on about

>Mfw no one replied to my pp

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Ex bf is sending her nudes. Lern tu reed

This is a false flag no doubt but if serious then break up with your bf and then kill yourself.

stupid question but are you a female or a fag?

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I don't know you tell me, thot

Is there anything more depressing than seeing girls swoon over dicks bigger than yours?

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>Black/dark brown

based

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Do fembots like it when dicks are curved like a banana?

Are there plenty of Latina gold diggers in Odessa?

That's feminine penis indeed. There are many trannies who find it impossible to achieve an erection due to their girly pills.

"No"

Original comment to be quite honest with vous

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nice try Shlomoberg
also there are no females on Jow Forums

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thats not cheesy thats cute
cliches are cliches for a reason

howdy boys,now this is a dick rate thread

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your foreskin is ridiculous and you have tiny balls

youre right, im retarded apologies

just imagine having a fat black cock. that white whore probably drove 1 hour to his crib just to suck off his balls and make him nut. look how pretty her face is too
I would feel like a god if I was black and had a huge cock

we don't do circumcision here.
idk about the sack,it might be like that since I'm a fatass.

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You wouldnt happen to be a tall Amazonian black trad girl would u

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Depends how pronounced the curve is. I love the ones that curve up a little, but too much of a curve could make a lot of positions akward.

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actually you wouldn't feel,with that U80 IQ

I'm sure it's nice, user

i like yours, oreginally

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Your dick is perfectly fine, and it was definitely a dude who said that

8 inches
Uncut
Brown (Indian sadly)
A little curve to the left

Pls. Tell me I'm pretty :(

It's a very nice cock, user

Thanks user that helps me feel a bit better

you're pretty
nice dick

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Look at all these fucking normie cocks REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why is my cock only 5 inches uncut I might as well die

Thank you. I feel better now user

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Uncut is good though. And 5 inches isn't that short, that's probably dead average for Asian and Indian chicks