4.5" girth

Do you own fingers

>tfw 6.5" dicklet
>Tfw 5.5" girthlet
How can I cope?

Bathmate and jelqing user, start doing it religiously and gently.

>Tfw Based 5 inches by 9 inches monster cock
>Tfw gay bottom exclusively
I send my pictures to women to have them cream themselves over it then tell them I am gay.

>I send my pictures to women to have them cream themselves over it then tell them I am gay.
Extremely based.

it's fine now, now for the hard part:
>have sex

same here. if I didn't have wide frame I'd go twink femboy mode %100.

He probably means circumference.

>should i kill myself now?
yes, for being such a onions cuck.

You can a woman orgasm with one finger , stop overthinking

Why do you fags obsess so much over dick size? You do realize that vaginas are made so a fucking baby can pass through, right?
Also women feel little pleasure from penetration, the clit is where it's at. Stop being such faggots and learn to use your fingers and tongues or just go full homo if you care so much about penises

>women feel little pleasure for penetration

t.cope

I've had women making the strangest gutternal noises when I go balls deep. They obviously enjoy it a lot

Reminder that bisexual women regularly claim they have better orgasms with women than men.

Learn how to munch box and your penis won't even fucking matter anymore.

>women feel little pleasure from penetration
this is what dicklets actually believe

Remainder that ideal penis for 90% of the women is 6.5-7x5.5.

Dude. Contrary to porn not all women want a huge dick and sometime care more about the person attached to the dick

My circumference is 5.9 inch at thickest part but it feels so small in my hand and my dick looks small when look at it so yeah I totall understand if you feel bad but I've read the the average is around 4-5 inches circumference but I don't believe it. It's so small because of asians and they don't count if you don't live there.

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Literally above average.

>Learn how to munch box

I'll never go down on a woman for as long as I live.

C O P E

Neck yourself, there are enough studies with majority white/black and not even single one of those had average of above 5' girth.

Enjoy disappointing every warm body you touch for the rest of your life.

bl.ocks.org/abovethemean/raw/9395398/

Top 6% according to this site (the harshest calculator online).

Reminder that the ideal penis size is 7”x5.5”

>neck yourself
Why are you so mad? Dude my dick is supposedly above average but when I compare it to others it does not look big at all. Are you saying most men are dicklets? It can't be that low. Maybe in america. I would show you my dick right now if we weren't on a blue board and you'd see how it looks average at best.

bl.ocks.org/abovethemean/raw/9395398/
I just used this calculator and appartently
>That's more voluminous than 98.94% of dudes!
I just don't believe it. I mean I'm not blind.

Are you comparing yourself to other dudes in person or do you compare it with porn?

people who post their dicks on various boards on Jow Forums and porn

also maybe we're measuring it the wrong way
I bone press like it says you're supposed to and since mine curves upwards I straighten it out

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>I mean I'm not blind

No you're just an idiot, angle and your body size (mostly hands) influence it a lot.

(Assuming you're really top 1% and don't lie/measure correctly like 99% of the dudes).

This is your brain on porn.

user for real your shit is fucking warped. 5" is literally average, your cock is a knockout for most women. Also, women are GOD AWFUL at estimating dick size in the first place, so to them 6" will probably look gargantuan.

For real nigga, you're good. Enjoy your dick, it's not a literal horsecock but you're well above average.

I'm not lying, I have no reason to. What for? Jow Forums points. I get nothing out of bragging on fucking Jow Forums. I do hope I'm measuring correctly though.
I hope so dude thanks for the kind words.

You're comparing pictures taken from specific angles and body types to yourself. Most big dick people in porn are small slender dudes so their dick looks bigger in comparison. Stop watching porn
You're supposed to press down the fat under it? I don't think that's how you measure it

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It's your only hope user....

>You're supposed to press down the fat under it? I don't think that's how you measure it
You put the ruler above your dick and you press into the fat until you touch the pubic bone. That is how you get the real length. Because the amount of fat there varies for people you won't get an accurate measurement. It's the scientific way.
If you only touched the fat pad with the ruler when you measured that means you dick is probably an inch longer than you thought it was. Good for you.

Ok this is epic

It's average.
So think about how it would feel dating a 5/10 slag. That is how girls would feel about your dick.

5/10 is not average. Average doesn't have to be in the exact middle

This. I saw my wife's texts to her friends bragging that I got an 8" cock. I'm barely 6" on my best day kek.

supplementcritique.com/bathmate-hydromax-xtreme-review/
Will this make my dick stop working if I use it?

>Average doesn't have to be in the exact middle
that's exactly what it has to be retard

5/10 isn't average because the number 10 has no middle number because it's an even number. However the definition of average is the middle.

fuck you dude ive been told that my dick isnt small i just dont have a lot of girth, girth obviously matters fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>user in charge of making the distinction between averages and medians
fucking kek

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No it's not. You can take 100 dudes and rate them on a scale of 1-10. If the vast majority of them are around 7-8 the average will be 7-8. If a 6 incher is the equivalent to a 7/10 girl that doesn't downscale it to a 5/10 just because a lot of people have it. A 7/10 girl doesn't stop being 7/10 just because she's in a room with other 7/10s and it. If the number of girls in the room were equally distributed(as many 1s as 4s,5s8s etc) than the average would come to a 5. The reality is that it's probably not going to be distributed that way and the average will most likely be 6-7

2000IU’s of HCG 3x a week for 8 weeks and 20mg worth of DHT cream rubbed on your dick 3x a day will make it bigger. FtM trannies are literally prescribed DHT cream by doctors to encourage genital growth

both averages and medians are expressions of the center of a set of data, calculated differently.
the median is a specific point in a data set, the average is a measure that most often falls between specific points, making it more accurate but more difficult to identify

So why isn't this popular with the guys then if it works? Whenever you google dick increasing methods something like this never pops up.

yes but user is saying that 5/10 isn't the average and, worse yet, says that */10 has no average (KEK) because there's no median in that dataset.

>No it's not. You can take 100 dudes and rate them on a scale of 1-10. If the vast majority of them are around 7-8 the average will be 7-8
then you're overrating them, or rating them based on other dudes outside the 100 dude data set.
if you took those 100 dudes and listed them from most attractive to least attractive, the ones in the middle might be 7-8/10 when compared to dudes outside that 100 dude group, but within that group, they're 5/10.

>being this much of a researchlet
I literally put into google and got a link in 3 seconds
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3214853/
>Penile Growth in Response to Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (hCG) Treatment in Patients with Idiopathic Hypogonadotrophic Hypogonadism
>The hCG treatment increased the serum testosterone level, penile length, and testicular volume in IHH patients. Our results suggest that hCG treatment has a beneficial effect on gonadal function and penile growth in patients with IHH presenting with micropenis.

yes but that is for people with a micropenis
I've read it doesn't work if you have a normal dick.

>If the vast majority of them are around 7-8 the average will be 7-8
This is why the normie scale is fucking retarded
Literally a video game journalist rating system

So can I buy this shit legally without needing to go to the doctor?

Not legally but it’s really easy to get
No studies have been done on it to see if it increases the size of normal dicks

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Did you try this? Are there any sideeffects? I couldn't find any.