"I'm not going to abandon you"

>"I'm not going to abandon you"
>dons me with a ban

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are you implying your bf is a mod?

>dons me with
i want you back at Redit you fucking Hillary voter

Why are you trying to pick locks, user?

Good to know mods are doing their job. Reminder to report this thread too.

so what you are saying is that you are ban evading?
bye bye forever redditfag

Based, get fucked

He probably had something to do with it.
What?
Educational purposes.
Asking to report is against the rules :^)
Check the timer retard.

No it isn't. Only announcing a report is. I never said I reported you.

Please be my girlfriend obsessive user-sama
I won't ever hurt you

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faglord in all filed

Will you require him to take hormones?

Yeah SHE is gonna be my loving wife

Giving a call to action to report heavily implies that you've already reported yourself. Don't worry though, mods are biased and hate my guts. I get banned for actually varying my posts, vivi acorn guy changes literally nothing and gets away with it. Really makes you think.
I'm a boy though.

Maybe there's a reason everyone hates you?

For the price of zero dollars and zero cents

I'm not saying that they're unjustified in hating me, I hate myself. I'm just calling attention to that fact.

>lockpicking 101
>BALLOON TIME
Are you planning to break into Jow Forums headquarters and throw a surprise party?

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Well it won't be a surprise anymore now will it?

You get only one-day ban for evading the robot?

I don't even see how the post is evading the robot, I thought that was when you added gibberish to the end of your post or the word original.

how do generals make sense on r9k?

Good luck, based spammer.

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how does the global rule of no trolling make sense on a board with no fucking topic??