>nutella fast
>microwaved raw meat, leading to quick bacterial reinfestation resulting in heavy food poisoning
>dipping raw meat in alcohol before digestion
>dry fast
>eating cowshit to cure cancer
ITT: brainstorming to troll the "fitness community"
Cameron Hernandez
Thomas Mitchell
Jaxson Brooks
cringe
Evan Hill
fuck off. we need to make Jow Forums as unhealthy as possible
Evan Flores
Dry fast is legit tho
Brayden Butler
Nice, It's already working.
Jordan Sanchez
as legit as eating raw garlic for shrekmode
Eli Reyes
how about garlic pressed garlic juice in coffee?
William Hughes
english.kyodonews.net
tldr: japanese boomer makes coffee from garlic
how about putting 2 cloves of garlic inside coffee?
James Cooper
youtube.com
garlic coffee.
>tastes good
>just perfect
perfect to shill
William Cook
Garlic coffee, the next big thing on Jow Forums ?
Michael Cox
get a life
Mason Peterson
RQD
Rectal quark diet, it's low fat, low carb and high protein. Through rectal injection so safe crucial digestive time and make more gains
Gavin Young
The good bad diet. One day eating clean heathy foods, one day eating pure garbage. Tell them when you eat trash your body cries out for nutrients so when you have a clean day the next day your body absorbs everything and makes you extra healthy. But they're really getting a dependence on all the extra sugar and junk they're eating. Eventually (like after a couple weeks of this "diet") they only eat junk
Kayden Walker
Anyone who disagrees is a vampire that LITERALLY wants to suck the gainz from your veinz.
Nathaniel Howard
this
Alexander Morgan
>nutella fast
I prefer mayo cleanse
Daniel Barnes
Heh this is actually good
Jayden Bailey
protein powder snorting so it gets absorbed faster and better by pulmonary alveoli
Andrew Brown
this desu. garlic coffee is the next best thing
Jacob Watson
not bad.
Jow Forums havent really trolled the world compared to boards like /b/, Jow Forums, its about time..
Grayson Reed
...underrated.
Jonathan Thompson
Jace Campbell
nofap
Oliver Bell
SS + GOMAD
Connor Cruz
How about no salt diet?
Carter Murphy
classic
Xavier Murphy
That's not a troll...
John Fisher
Ha i remember almost falling for that
Adam Gomez
Oh user...
Ryan Cook
Dilate
Gabriel Diaz
We don't need a status update, weirdo.