/britfeel/

Glad to hear this game isn't anything special

youtube.com/watch?v=gu8pRZA634Q

How much is a 'fuckton'?

It's not hard, you're just a brainlet. I get sick of retards going 'Wowee this sure is hard!' without even trying. No sympathy

Apologise to Shippy, Amber.

twelve times a shitload, thats a metric fuckton

Can you please stop calling it that? It's really cringy and embarrassing

to
>get money
>fuck bitches
and
>blaze it

Corr alright lad chill out. Bloody ell

>mfw I go on normiebook and look for people I used to go to school with and then post inappropriate replies on their normieposts for them to get angry and block me.
I don't even do it with a fake account so they know full well it's me lel

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just got out of endgame

>yeah, it alright

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>Apologise to Shippy
haven't done anything to warrant one

it's not it's just new to you it's pretty much the same as using ebay either try it or dont but don't just complain

god i wish I was that autistic
bless u user

surprised you're not a fan of this certified 'too white' game

Purposefully ignored his request to blur his face; alienated your sole friend in the entire world

stalked women groped children you name it youve done it pal

>yes I'm sure the bloke who filmed girls shitting will make sure to value my right to privacy
shippies fucking dense

So, what are we up to tonight lads?

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Should I shag this Indonesian girl who keeps talking to me lads?

>Purposefully ignored his request to blur his face
I'm sure he said he didn't care but I could be wrong

>replied to some girl's mum where she was telling her to get her act together
>agree with her mum and tell her to sort her fucking life out
>boyfriend starts kicking off at me
>he's 5'1"
i am scared lod

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Poley just don't give a crud about nothin'!

Probably mate, need to go hang out with my pals more I guess.

Some fucking autist I went to school with is posting weird replies to my Facebook posts, don't know what on earth is wrong with him

I told you to blur it

No.

Originiklkaly

why do you have facebook you fucking normie get out

I love SOPHIE but I wish she would release her actually good songs instead of shit like ponyboy

What you post and what he saying

about to wank myself asleep

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last time i had a haircut i told her to thin it and take an inch off the length and afterwards she got mad and said i should bring in a picture
i dont know what i did wrong just THIN my hair for fuck sake jesus i can do that myself im not bringing in a picture or i'll bring in a picture of cloud strife and say "do that"

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post the replies liddy lad

>I told you to blur it
I guess I misheard you, sorry, best friend

Stop being a meanie weanie.

>sorry, best friend
Run while you still can Shippy.

based tismo sperg

yeah, when I started growing my hair, I asked for them to thin in too and they barely did anything, didn't seem to understand

He's calling me a no-life loser for posting on /britfeel/!

is it rude to use a bit of my visiting uncle's antibacterial mouthwash because i have a mouth ulcer without asking?

That wasn't an authentic post.

I'm going to sleep now anyway. Hopefully a flight has been booked for me tomorrow otherwise God knows what's going to happen.

If you didn't read the last thread I'm meant to be on a flight at 7am tomorrow (at the airport hotel now) and it hasn't even been booked yet

Haha which one of you is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=SQy7W2Jr-sA

ITS FUCKING GAY i normally go to one who is friends with my mum but she's always closed when im off work so i got to one open when i can use it but i keep getting the same woman who doesn't understand "just thin it"
every other haircutter person understands this they even have specific scissors for this task how is this so hard

at the start I thought he was doing a joker impression

No its only rude if you swing directly out the bottle and backwash

You live such an exciting life, hope you enjoy your trip to Glasgow

last time i went for a haircut i hadn't been for one in years, naturally i shampooed and conditioned it before and it was super soft, she was running her hands through telling me how nice it felt. basically felt like a scalpwank
the pathetic thing is the most physical contact i've had with a woman

No as gay as taking in a picture of a final fantasy character

welcome to /trannyfeel/ lads

y'all niggers going to some retarded ass hairdressers/barbers

almost like it was a joke or something you fucking humourless autist
hnng at my usual place one time they had this 19 year old semen demon doing my hair, i miss her
>rubbing my hair while her tits press against my head
AAAAAH

He is meeting his Scottish tranny gf that actually passes and can use cutlery

do I look black to you mate

oh my frick he just said the n word

how did you get to spoken word poetry on youtube with 84 views? did you search for it, was it recommended to you? What type of viewing habits would you have to have to have this recommended?

Also HAHA ITS ME MATE IM LEAF, HOW DID YOU KNOW I WOULD BE POSTING HERE

*looks across the thread at you*
yes lad, yes you do

I'm subbed to an odd Christian preacher guy and he reccomended it before going to rehab for being a gay junkie
youtube.com/watch?v=cUEtdjPEELA

Almost like my post was also joke you fucking humourless mong that even bimbo Stacey hairdressers cant bear to be around

I'm going to start tripping in support of crona

How do we even know it's you though eh?

>eating a pot noodle and drinking a 2x6 packs of heineken while watching steve1989mreinfo
Name a comfier feeling lads. This is the life.

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Need a real rain to wash all this tranny scum off of the nearest bridge
Then another to wash Poley off it as well

Do any transsexuals not trip?

Ordered a replacement wireless mouse.
/blog

Misread that as stripping. I'm disappointed lass

>steve1989mreinfo
based

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one comfy wooden house with a massive garden and workshop please

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Thanks that's nice of you Cola

Going to have a wank to a nutter shoving a dragon dildo up his bussy in support of Crona.

I'm going to start tripping in support of...stuff

The local corner shop has more of that cheap and delicious strawberry e-liquid in stock, lads. Bought all of it. No idea how it tastes better than the expensive premium brands. Probably has banned chemicals in it that're proven to cause cancer.

That's funny I was just about to have a wank too

>even bimbo Stacey hairdressers cant bear to be around
Ouch, that stings

what you working on in the workshop mate

I'm going to a club tonight with some old school friends. Pretty nervous. On the bus now into town now. Drank 250ml of vodka and I'm still nervous as fuck. Wish me luck.

These two lads ran rings around you in the last thread, hoped you had finally realised you werent wanted here and left again

Can I be your flatmate lad

Pokeybum wank or normal wank and what does cola wank to?

It's a house not a flat you fucking dunce

If only they knew.. Heh

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The tranny is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a mentally-ill attention-seeker and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"

Can I be your house mate then you fucking cunt

i can fit you in a cupboard under the stairs if that's alright lad

just garden furniture at the moment

Frankie Boyle:
>I really couldn't watch if Trump was assassinated... Cause I'd bee cumming too hard that my glasses would fall off.

Cmon frankie.

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I usually wank to trans porn but it's difficult because they keep using slurs in the video titles

Did the Scottish funnyman dislike Drumpf?

Bastard give me a room of my own

This is something that dismayed me too. I hate that they all say 'shemale'

>I noticed when Obama gave his inaguration speech they had to put bullet proof glass in front of him. That's really out of order. Just because he's black doesnt mean he's going to shoot anyone

thats just the company sponsoring the video ladies

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he's used that joke premise so many times