We'll live and die in these towns edition
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wait a second this isnt the virgin general
I don't know lads. This dark Web stuff looks awful complicated
VIRGINS RISE UPPPPPPPR
I'm a trans ally, how you LADIES doing?
Have you heard the music of SOPHIE?
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AHA! You've fallen right into my trap, my virgin friend!
>tfw no workshop and crafting beautiful custom furniture for moolah
Taking a break from trans drama for a bit, i ate a fuckton of pizza wizza for dinner tonight. I think i might have ruptured my colon
kek I'm enjoying these chad edits
What's the point in being alive really lads
Glad to hear this game isn't anything special
How much is a 'fuckton'?
It's not hard, you're just a brainlet. I get sick of retards going 'Wowee this sure is hard!' without even trying. No sympathy
Apologise to Shippy, Amber.
twelve times a shitload, thats a metric fuckton
Can you please stop calling it that? It's really cringy and embarrassing
to
>get money
>fuck bitches
and
>blaze it
Corr alright lad chill out. Bloody ell
>mfw I go on normiebook and look for people I used to go to school with and then post inappropriate replies on their normieposts for them to get angry and block me.
I don't even do it with a fake account so they know full well it's me lel
just got out of endgame
>yeah, it alright
>Apologise to Shippy
haven't done anything to warrant one
it's not it's just new to you it's pretty much the same as using ebay either try it or dont but don't just complain
god i wish I was that autistic
bless u user
surprised you're not a fan of this certified 'too white' game
Purposefully ignored his request to blur his face; alienated your sole friend in the entire world
stalked women groped children you name it youve done it pal
>yes I'm sure the bloke who filmed girls shitting will make sure to value my right to privacy
shippies fucking dense
So, what are we up to tonight lads?
Should I shag this Indonesian girl who keeps talking to me lads?
>Purposefully ignored his request to blur his face
I'm sure he said he didn't care but I could be wrong
>replied to some girl's mum where she was telling her to get her act together
>agree with her mum and tell her to sort her fucking life out
>boyfriend starts kicking off at me
>he's 5'1"
i am scared lod
Poley just don't give a crud about nothin'!
Probably mate, need to go hang out with my pals more I guess.
Some fucking autist I went to school with is posting weird replies to my Facebook posts, don't know what on earth is wrong with him
I told you to blur it
No.
Originiklkaly
why do you have facebook you fucking normie get out
I love SOPHIE but I wish she would release her actually good songs instead of shit like ponyboy
What you post and what he saying
about to wank myself asleep
last time i had a haircut i told her to thin it and take an inch off the length and afterwards she got mad and said i should bring in a picture
i dont know what i did wrong just THIN my hair for fuck sake jesus i can do that myself im not bringing in a picture or i'll bring in a picture of cloud strife and say "do that"
post the replies liddy lad
>I told you to blur it
I guess I misheard you, sorry, best friend
Stop being a meanie weanie.
>sorry, best friend
Run while you still can Shippy.
based tismo sperg
yeah, when I started growing my hair, I asked for them to thin in too and they barely did anything, didn't seem to understand
He's calling me a no-life loser for posting on /britfeel/!
is it rude to use a bit of my visiting uncle's antibacterial mouthwash because i have a mouth ulcer without asking?
That wasn't an authentic post.
I'm going to sleep now anyway. Hopefully a flight has been booked for me tomorrow otherwise God knows what's going to happen.
If you didn't read the last thread I'm meant to be on a flight at 7am tomorrow (at the airport hotel now) and it hasn't even been booked yet
Haha which one of you is this?
ITS FUCKING GAY i normally go to one who is friends with my mum but she's always closed when im off work so i got to one open when i can use it but i keep getting the same woman who doesn't understand "just thin it"
every other haircutter person understands this they even have specific scissors for this task how is this so hard
at the start I thought he was doing a joker impression
No its only rude if you swing directly out the bottle and backwash
You live such an exciting life, hope you enjoy your trip to Glasgow
last time i went for a haircut i hadn't been for one in years, naturally i shampooed and conditioned it before and it was super soft, she was running her hands through telling me how nice it felt. basically felt like a scalpwank
the pathetic thing is the most physical contact i've had with a woman
No as gay as taking in a picture of a final fantasy character
welcome to /trannyfeel/ lads
y'all niggers going to some retarded ass hairdressers/barbers
almost like it was a joke or something you fucking humourless autist
hnng at my usual place one time they had this 19 year old semen demon doing my hair, i miss her
>rubbing my hair while her tits press against my head
AAAAAH
He is meeting his Scottish tranny gf that actually passes and can use cutlery
do I look black to you mate
oh my frick he just said the n word
how did you get to spoken word poetry on youtube with 84 views? did you search for it, was it recommended to you? What type of viewing habits would you have to have to have this recommended?
Also HAHA ITS ME MATE IM LEAF, HOW DID YOU KNOW I WOULD BE POSTING HERE
*looks across the thread at you*
yes lad, yes you do
I'm subbed to an odd Christian preacher guy and he reccomended it before going to rehab for being a gay junkie
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Almost like my post was also joke you fucking humourless mong that even bimbo Stacey hairdressers cant bear to be around
I'm going to start tripping in support of crona
How do we even know it's you though eh?
>eating a pot noodle and drinking a 2x6 packs of heineken while watching steve1989mreinfo
Name a comfier feeling lads. This is the life.
Need a real rain to wash all this tranny scum off of the nearest bridge
Then another to wash Poley off it as well
Do any transsexuals not trip?
Ordered a replacement wireless mouse.
/blog
Misread that as stripping. I'm disappointed lass
>steve1989mreinfo
based
one comfy wooden house with a massive garden and workshop please
Thanks that's nice of you Cola
Going to have a wank to a nutter shoving a dragon dildo up his bussy in support of Crona.
I'm going to start tripping in support of...stuff
The local corner shop has more of that cheap and delicious strawberry e-liquid in stock, lads. Bought all of it. No idea how it tastes better than the expensive premium brands. Probably has banned chemicals in it that're proven to cause cancer.
That's funny I was just about to have a wank too
>even bimbo Stacey hairdressers cant bear to be around
Ouch, that stings
what you working on in the workshop mate
I'm going to a club tonight with some old school friends. Pretty nervous. On the bus now into town now. Drank 250ml of vodka and I'm still nervous as fuck. Wish me luck.
These two lads ran rings around you in the last thread, hoped you had finally realised you werent wanted here and left again
Can I be your flatmate lad
Pokeybum wank or normal wank and what does cola wank to?
It's a house not a flat you fucking dunce
If only they knew.. Heh
The tranny is immunised against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a mentally-ill attention-seeker and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"
Can I be your house mate then you fucking cunt
i can fit you in a cupboard under the stairs if that's alright lad
just garden furniture at the moment
Frankie Boyle:
>I really couldn't watch if Trump was assassinated... Cause I'd bee cumming too hard that my glasses would fall off.
Cmon frankie.
I usually wank to trans porn but it's difficult because they keep using slurs in the video titles
Did the Scottish funnyman dislike Drumpf?
Bastard give me a room of my own
This is something that dismayed me too. I hate that they all say 'shemale'
>I noticed when Obama gave his inaguration speech they had to put bullet proof glass in front of him. That's really out of order. Just because he's black doesnt mean he's going to shoot anyone
thats just the company sponsoring the video ladies
he's used that joke premise so many times