Why do people take their clothes off for sex? We have zippers on clothes now...

Why do people take their clothes off for sex? We have zippers on clothes now, can't they just unzip their pants to have sex?

Taking your clothes off just to put them back on in what? 20 minutes? is just dumb.

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sweat semen and piss

For physical intimacy
Touching each other without clothes feels closer and more pleasurable than with

>sweat
Do it in a cool place

>semen
Condoms prevent it from splashing

>piss
Gross. Do sex-havers really pee on each other irl?

I could fuck in a walk in freezer and still overheat

People actually have sex for 20 minutes?

It gets hot as fuck.

>Do it in a cool place
where?

Middle of Antarctica

Foreplay included, yes. I tipically last about 5 minutes though

Are you fat or something?

I don't know, I'm a virgin. A room with good ventilation I guess?

Not at all and neither is my gf, but it does.

I'm sorry to hear the amount of virginity coming from you. I sincerely hope that you'll find someone who'll stand you for who you are.

Good luck, user.

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Bagina juices and cold shrivels my balls

I wish I never had to take my clothes off. I'm not fat, I've just had back acne since I was 13. Now it's on my face too which was something I didn't have to deal with until I turned 18. I've tried medication, but it made my skin dry so now it's flaking off and still looks like shit. Everything just keeps getting worse.

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Getting naked is one of the best parts. To see someone who goes through the day clothes, talking to people and the likes completely bare in front of you is choice.

My gf only wanted to have sex in the dark with her bra on because she was too shy. Now she rides me completely naked while I suck her titties. It's freedom.

I'm still doubting. It's sex, not a long cardio exercise session. You're doing about 5 minutes of exercise at most, like said. Probably even less if you're one of those premature ejaculators.

I just can't see how you'd sweat profusely if were in a ventilated room.

I honestly do not know the answer to your question, neither from trivia, nor experienced

So, to you it's some type of morbid curiosity or depravity or fetish or some type?

I didn't say anything about sweat, I talked about heat. It's not just the cardio you do, it's the horniness and the contact with another body.

>being naked while having sex is a fetish

Seriously, do you suffer from autism?

i had really bad backne when i was in high school. we tried everything. ultimately what helped was just really simple shit

1) it became clear that sleeping on the same sheets that my back and backne had rubbed all over the night before was not helping. to solve this i either changed into a fresh shirt nightly before bed, or because i don't like wearing shirts when i sleep, i just took a fresh shirt and placed it under me as i slept. so it was like sleeping on a fresh surface every night.

2) washing my face constantly. this is something i still do. i don't use soap or anything because it just irritates and dries out my skin. i just rinse with water, rub it around, and repeat, maybe through 3-4 rinses. i used to use the hottest water i could stand, just to open up all the pores so that they'd clear out. then when drying (this is really important) never wipe, but just dab with the towel. as in (1), try to use a clean towel as often as possible. i had a few of those tiny hand towels, and just used them once or twice each, then threw em in with my laundry.
admittedly washing your back is harder to do -- i didn't do this as often as my face, but i did try to rinse it nightly before going to bed. i used to just slather some hot water over my back and dab it with a big body towel. before going to bed.

3) this is boring, but diet. drinking lots of water, not eating chocolate or greasy shit, etc. this one was actually less important to me. i'm pajeet and we eat greasy ass food, so it was somewhat tough. i didn't focus on this as much, but i'm sure it wouldn't hurt to at least be conscious of. water intake was more important than food. i never drank soda also.

after all that shit i've been backne free for 5 or 6 years. hopefully some of this helps you, man. we tried hella shit. going to the doctor and freezing it all off, homeopathic bullshit pills from india, rubbing turmeric and sandalwood shit all on my back. none of it seemed to work until i took initiative

Because skin contact is one of the main appeals of sex.

>do it in a cool place
your virginity is showing, user
most of the time sex takes an effort, meaning it's like an exercise. so no matter how cold the room is, you are doomed to get hot and sweaty at some point. also, have you ever had sex in a cold place? for both men and women, it's the biggest turnoff and it's significantly harder to get horny or to finish it.

this looks like windowlicker Aphex someone make the edit haha

Heat leads to sweat. I assume you know how the body cools itself.

>it's the horniness and the contact with another body
That makes a little more sense but still. I don't get all hot and sweaty every time I get a boner.

I love it that's why

>comparing a boner to actual sex

Get fucked you massive autist

>Id feel more comfortable if I just pulled my penis through this hole.

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Thanks for the tips, user. I always wear a clean shirt to bed, so my back never comes in contact with my sheets. I also shower/ wash my face nighty, but I usually just let my skin air-dry so I can try to dab it with a towel instead.

Pretty much the only thing I haven't tried is hardcore dieting. I stopped drinking soda for a month to see if anything would improve, but I haven't noticed a difference. I guess I could start drinking a shit ton of water? I probably only drink 3-4 cups a day. It's kinda hard for me to control every meal I eat because I live with my parents and they like to dine out. I will try to avoid chocolate and dairy because I think that wrecks my skin the most.

I'm trying I guess.

I assume putting your dick through the zipper and pounding will rub it on the zipper and hurt

So just unbotton it, duh. As if you're gonna pee but you're gonna have sex instead.

yeah don't drink soda and drink more water. at least enough so that your piss is clear. like i said, diet, to me, was less important, at least for me. but soda is terrible for you so you should stop that anyways

take advantage of living with your parents and unlimited laundry. just change shirts, sheets, towels, constantly, and wash everything constantly.

i think dabbing with a towel is important because you want to get that oily grime off there, which is not gonna come off by water alone. it needs either soap or contact, and since you don't want to use soap because it dries you out and irritates and could just open up new spots for acne to pop up -- all you can do is use contact

also if you want some more empathy, read bukowski he went through terrible acne in high school and writes about it infrequently. there's a lot in one of his novels (might be ham on rye).

Is your gf fat or what?

lurking for them virgin bantz

but fapping in the crisp winter with my covers off is the best. i hate summer fapping

Yeah, you're not doing well.

Jerking off is pretty similar except for the extra heat radiating from another person's body.

It's not even close

How is it different except for the feeling the woman's heat and her body bouncing against your dick? (which you could emulate with a warm heavy pillow or boxing bag)

I'll let you live your fantasy, pillow humper.

Have you ever tried to have sex with your clothes on? It gets in the way, zippers get caught against skin, restricts movement. Of course you are going to take them off.

I tried jerking off through my zipper ended up cutting my dick

>that feel when you have fuck your girl in a ball gown, denim skirt and turtle neck leotards

There is no better feeling than a girl that loves fucking in public

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>hitting on girl in miniskirt at the back of a poorly lit dive bar
>start getting handsy
>push my crotch into her ass from behind
>boner is poking her
>"we don't need to go back to your place. We can do it right here"
>nobody will know, trust me
>take jacket off
>place it on her skirt
>tie arm around belt
>hold it with one hand to cover her
>unzip my pants
>pull boner out, covered on one side by jacket, the other side is facing the corner or the room
>lift back of her skirt
>slide her panties, exposing her pussy
>enter her
>kiss her from behind on the side facing the wall next to us
>she turns her head to face me
>I'm seeing the rest of the bar as i fuck and kiss her
>most people dont notice
>there are a couple of girls staring at us
>wink at them
>cum inside my girl
>pull our clothes back
>walk her to the restroom, hold her as she staggers forwards and side to side
>spank her as she leaves me to go clean up in the ladies room
>the other two girls could clearly see my pants bulge and my cum dripping down her leg
>their expressions are shocked lust
>walk up to them
>arms outstretched
>hello ladies
>put one hand on each of their hips
>give one a peck on the cheek, then the other
>lets go back to my place

You are right OP. This is the reason men wear the pants and women wear the skirt.
>

>Have you ever tried to have sex
No he fucking hasnt

Name of this roastie?

i havent had much trouble having sex with a cool temperature, like with the AC on 18C
or with a fan turned on on minimal speed so at least you dnt build up sweat is also good
once i sweated gallons of sweat on top of a girl, she "didnt mind" atm but then told me I should never ever do that with a real girl
>real girl
not that she's a trap, but she's my practice gf and is training me to get a real gf

I hate clothes already. What makes you think I wanna do the sideways monster mash with them on?

I like to be able to appreciate the beauty of the female form in a well lit room without clothes. Although I'm sure people do quickies in clothes & it'd be hot lifting a birds skirt while you rail her against the wall, I always have trouble with standing sex due to my height & only liked to fuck in bed.

>Do it in a cold place
Fuck harder faggot

Sweaty skin rubbing is kinda gross but it's intimate, feeling each others body slide around, you could wear clothes but it would just make it uncomfortable & limit mobility. Fuck it's been ages since i've had a root, would like to give some nice girl a good dicking down so I would feel better about myself.

Yes, used to be on lexapro & would probs fuck for an hour at a time trying frantically to finish before giving up on the idea due to risk of heart attack or fucking her braindamaged. Sometimes a little break for a drink & then back into it again. Lexapro was fucked, no sensitivity & made sex completely pointless for me & destroyed my labido, would end up blueballed from fucking & would be so desensitized from the root couldn't manually finish either. hella awkward when you're trying to give your gf a facial & nothings happening & you both want to stop but also want to finish properly. But yeah super quick finisher when you come off it, makes you fuck like a virgin again till you get back into the swing, going from a porn star level of service to 20 seconds in a few days & not being interested in fucking them makes girls so fucking mad, hell hath no fury like a unsatisfied gf/wife.

>>Zippers
Pants around ankles, lift dress would be the way to go, even then i need mobility when i fuck, I think the clothed sex thing is for the people that fuck in the bathrooms when you go to clubs.

>tfw clothes sex is a fetish of mine

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>sex havers

Being naked is fun. Being naked with another person is even more fun. Clothes are shit. Why is this even a question

You sound like an indecent barbarian.

You sound like a prude. I hate to say this because it's such a buzzphrase right now, but perhaps you could try having sex.

>prude
>being prudent is an insult

"BAR BAR BARBAR BAR BAR BAAAARRR"

-you, a barbarian

>but perhaps you could try having sex.
make me bitch

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I don't want to be mean about this, but maybe you should read more in addition to having sex

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on SSRIs i couldn't cum and would fuck an hour plus

if you don't get sweaty im not sure if you're even having sex. unless you can cum with the bare minimum of stimulation.

>implying that I would ever willingly let a female see me naked

Hot. Can I see?

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Try working out in full clothes, you're gonna sweat even if it's a relatively cool room

I can last 30min to 1hour but then women usually complain that it's "starting to hurt" imo fucking an onahole is a lot more pleasurable experience in terms of tightness and duration. Women can't do anything right they are even starting to fail at being women.

That's a very arousing story, user

You try having an object slide in and out of an orifice in your body for half an hour and see how comfortable it is dickhead. If you haven't made her cum after that long you're not going to.

>20 minutes
oh no no no and so on...

you only make them cum once?

and if you do make her cum a few times it will still end up hurting. Depends how she feels though hey, just gotta be comfortable communicating while your fucking

gotcha bitch original

Women are a sex object and if they can't make ME cum then they are useless at it.

and we can tell who has never been lad before

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motherfucker. delet now

I never take my clothes off. I try not to at least. Skirts, dresses. If im wearing pants, i dont want my panties off. and i especially do not take my shirt off. im insecure because i dont have bigger tits. thats my only insecurity, though. I dont know the reason why I dont take off my clothes all the way.

It takes you 20 minutes to take your clothes off and put them back on? Are you fucking retarded?

It takes 20 minutes to have sex.

Oh. I'm the fucking retarded one :,(

>Being this autistic
Imagine not wanting to feel soft titties on your skin.

If it makes you feel better, I am quite turned on by acne. Though I know it's not common I'm sure there's other weird women out there.

When I stopped using soap on my face all my acne went away.

LMAO. sex is gay af yall fagguts

Mormons use special sex underwear. Are they autistic too? No, they're not.