Why do you even want a gf? They seem like an overall downgrade compared to a bf

Why do you even want a gf? They seem like an overall downgrade compared to a bf

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free apples on tuesday

can't make bf pregnant user

That's a good thing. There is nothing more degenerate than procreation?

I'm getting really annoyed Red Delicious apples are becoming less common. I'm not numbed by the supernormal stimulus of sugar isolates, so I enjoy their floral flavor and meaty texture. They're pretty good in-season, and more nutritious. They don't brown when sliced and left out for a whole day because they have so much antioxidants. The mealy ones are not mealy because they're Red Delicious, but because they're old, which Red Delicious is able to become.

Sore-ee, didn't mean to make that a question, eh?

>That's a good thing. There is nothing more degenerate than procreation?
You sound like an alien infiltrator, into the incinerator with you!

That's why you get a bf (female).

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Most of the trans boys on my tinder are fat.

I keep seeing incel get confused by the phrase "keep up with you" because they live on an archipelago of parking lots.

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Ew no, I don't mean transboys unless they're never planning on getting HRT or surgery.

OK, this is patrician.

Do you not enjoy a musky masculine vagina?

That was a waste of time.

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nope, traps are the chad's first choice

clothes and gay shit is to please us but they also understand what guys want. traps are obsessed with being feminine so they are sometimes MORE feminine than most females but don't really copy the toxicity that femoids have. they are best of the both worlds.

Why the incel jargon? Are you one?

>don't really copy the toxicity that femoids have
Lol, that's like the only thing they copy.

shhhhh, let them keep sending money for parasocial shit

>Not eating honeycrisps, the chads of the apple world
If a food has the word "delicious" in its name, don't you think they're trying a little too hard to push it? Don't be deceived, friendo. Start eating the right apples.

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why the so y jargon? are you one?

Yeah, I don't even see the point of other apples even existing now that honeycrisps exist.

It's the Starbucks of apples.

So high quality with an appropriately higher price?

I'd rather have a regular friend. Can't afford a romantic relationship, I just want a like-minded individual to play vidya and discuss anime with.

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