I swear...

I swear, even if you fuckers looked like this you'd still never be happy because you'd be constantly obsessing over if you had a little gyno or not.

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Obviously. That guys body is pretty shit.

>he thinks that's impressive

>roiding for this

I do look like that but I'm 5'10" so I might as well be an ugly 6'2"

Are you mental?

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>welcome to Jow Forums

Oh, he's a lanklet. That's why he looks so shit.

>6'7
>270
>Lanklet

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Yes, 6'7 is far into lanklet territory.

Post body

>Argumentum ad corporum

post body niggers

If anybody from Jow Forums looked like this they wouldn't be obsessing over gyno, they'd be dooming about tfw look like this but still no trad qt3.14 gf to have kids with because women are all whores and no six figure income and also social anxiety haha imagine the smell

This makes me depressed. If these hypothetical fitisins can't get gfs, how the fuck am I going to get one?

>15% bf
>physique anyone could get within a year of lifting
>gyno

Fuck no i wouldnt be happy w that body

>275lbs bw and swole as fuck
>anyone can get this in a year of lifting
Lol no. Post body.

If you think that's achievable in a year of lifting at 275, you're fucking mental.

You can, Jow Forums is a word mix of psychological problems and ironic shitposting. Never believe what Jow Forums says most of the time. Unless it's actually about fitness, and then still proceed with caution.

What's gyno?

Of course I wouldn't be happy, his nose is shit, round noses are objectively the second worst kind of nose, only behind the nigger nose
Noselets kys

I hate Jow Forums, I'm only here because there's genuinely good advice on here, and people actually look they lift. Great information on safely cycling if I ever want to do that in the future.

I had used reddit for fitness stuff, at least until I realized they thought my 225 bench was impressive, so probably not the best place for fitness advice.

Also, the fuck is wrong with his lips? Look at those paper-thin lips what the fuck bitch looks like hes trying to hold a secret from spilling out
Spoiler: the secret is he is a fag

Post body

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>lifting for women
NGMI

I would give it a solid 6/10.
He is an 8 to normies though.

>post body

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To be fair, he looks much more impreasive here.
Is that a full-sized bottle of wine he is holding?

how do I get hair like this

Your first point is correct, your second is not.
OP's pic is decently fit, but "swole as fuck" it is not.

Hnnnng I love Brock

Your mind is just warped from seeing too many walking pharmaceuticals fridges

ugly and fat 6'2"

I gave him a solid 2.5 last night.

?

>used to look like OP image if the face wasn't airbrushed
>guy you quoted was right
>quit lifting and went bald, look shit
>get laid more now than then
>still not happy

women are shit and not the solution to your problems

He means his dick is 2.5 inches long.

Lol

peak Jow Forums post, extremely based

Also these are not bad. Well done lads.

I mean that gynos pretty bad...

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That guy literally does not have gyno whatsoever

Exactly. Thank you. This thread is just proving my point.

Long hair on a man is such a turn off

Looks like gyno to me brah, also his adonis belt is weak as shit. Something about his abs looks off putting.

big brain time

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lol what is leg day

He's 6'5", not 6'7"
Don't Fall for instastats

That means I'm as tall as that dude? Hell yeah. I just need to bulk up 40ish pounds then.