Mire Thread

one of my neighbors i find cute touched my shoulder and went "wow its rock hard' and squeezed my trap. i nearly shot my load

She does, but her sister is fat and ugly. And it's not about that. It's about those fucking disclaimers, they feel like she's intentionally trying to hurt me. Like, bitch, we've been friends for almost a decade, I know we're not gonna fuck. No need to say it.

She re-inforces that she doesnt want to because she is thinking about it user

Probably shit testing you to see if you're a pussy butt you probably are

Well, I ain't thinking about it, so tough shit. But yeah, she's been bringing up increasingly lewd topics in conversation. Like she recently randomly went on and on about liking to play strip poker.
Anyway, I recently started replying in kind. Like, for example, last week she mentioned that bench press seems to result in her tits increasing. And at first I wanted to say that it's just her pecks growing and supporting the breasts. Instead I went with
>Gotta show em sometime
To which, obviously, she replied with:
>No. Well, maybe, next time we go to the pool.

she is intentionally trying to harm you because she finds you as a threat, not physically but psychologically. does she have a cousin? ultimate alpha move would be to fuck her mom at this point, or just cold shoulder ignore her and find someone else

Protip: stop obsessing over one chick. Ignore her and focus on banging other sloots and she'll be 10x more attracted to you than if you hover around her every day like a beta desperate for her attention.

I'm not obsessing over that one, I'm actually obsessing over a completely different one. This one is just a friend, who's been saying really hurtful shit lately.
I'm with this guy I think she's trying to destroy my confidence. Well, her mom is closer to 60, so I'll pass on that. But I can beat the shit out of her ex-boyfriend, will that do the trick?

7 months and I haven't been mired by anybody outside of my bros who also hit the gym with me. Dosent help that I simply went from chubby loser to average fucking dude. Then again I don't take off my shirt outside of the house. Feels kinda bad man

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>living off college campus
>thots EVERYWHERE
>gotten a few thot mires
>have gf already
>don't want to cheat on her or hurt her but really want to bust some fat nuts up in tight college pussy

I love my gf but i'm losing interest in sex with her. But I know that it's better to work on my relationship with her and help us improve than to go pump and dump a bunch of college girls. I've had a couple of opportunities to cheat but have not done it. I'm glad I don't do it, but then, I'll use those girls as fapping material when i'm not with my gf.

I-i'm doing the right thing, aren't I? I want to marry my gf, but I also keep thinking about plowing younger, hotter women. Is this the harbinger of a dysfunctional sexual relationship, or is it normal? Any marriedfags know this feel?

Spicing up your sex life might work but that's eventually going to plateau. The bigger question might be whether you really want to marry your gf. If you think that she's perfect then the problem might be you. If that's the case you gotta work on your self-discipline and find a way to look at the college thots with utter disdain.

>Is this the harbinger of a dysfunctional sexual relationship, or is it normal?
It's the harbinger of cumbrainism.
Jack off only to pictures of your gf and avoid random thots. If one comes up to you, just give her a flick on the forehead and shoo her away.

sounds like she is very jealous of the other one and is trying her best to cunt it up. you may get hatesex out of this but probably not worth it.
go full puss and tell her those comments are hurtful, unnecessary and inappropriate. she wont see you as a sexual being ever again and you can focus on the other hole.
OR ask her for advice on getting the other hole, that will drive her insane

>Post your most recent mire
here you go:
>

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>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere mcdonalds drive thru
>order 2x mcdoubles and 2x mcdoubles
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my qt black girl
>"you look like you could be you"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about my drive home
>get home, open home
>stupid bitch forgot my bitch

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Oh user, to be clear I am very much the problem. It's all about my mindset. I am decent looking and ottermode and could fuck a bunch of these thots. But I don't want to ruin a good thing for it.

Married/LTR anons, what does your sex life look like? Of course everyone is different but i've never been in a relationship spanning over many years and have no frame of reference for how your sexual relationship with someone changes over time like that.

Idk I get so many mires everyday I don’t even remember most of them. Most recent one I was stretching my legs out & foam rolling my quads and I was in that position where you’re face Down rolling out your quads and it kinda looks like you’re fucking the ground. caught some gym thot at my college rec staring at me and locked eyes with her for a few seconds. Shit like this happens all the time. If you have nice legs stretching out in front of girls will get you mires every time.

Ahaha this will tickles me

/thread

That is verbatim what a 10/10 married coworker says to me. Any anons know how to respond so I can smash? She’s literally the most gorgeous woman on earth.

dude im a fucking retard and even I know that shit is blatant "my mind says no but my pussy says yes". Every time she talks about NOT fucking you, she's feeling bad/guilty about how she's thinking about getting fucked by you.

>qt latina watching me diddy
>walk by her and she holds eye contact
>convince myself shes just looking at something else
>walk past her again to verify my theory
>she holds eye contact and bites her lip

Hardest mire ever. I was dyel for fit standards but normies called me "ripped"
I lost all my gains since then btw

>driving
>go into gas station to get gas
>qt attendant cleaning the pumps does small talk with me
>awkwardly cleaning around the pump I'm using instead of going to the other pumps that need cleaning

It's not much and it's certainly not some fantasy like OP cooked up but it made me happy for the rest of the day.

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Based

Waited for this

yeah this is actually me
where do i read about prolactin?

>I am decent looking and ottermode and could fuck a bunch of these thots.
I'm guessing you already tried sucking your own dick?

based and coompilled

bro I swear this c***b**** thing is the best thing to ever happen to this board

Cumbrain

i enjoy this autist posting

I can't be the only one that finds these mire threads cringe.
I mean I'm happy for you guys that you're finally getting attention. But god damn
>a girl flirted with me, I have to tell everyone
wtf is that
I thought I was autistic

>at the gym with my bros doing power cleans
>a qt3.14 powerlifter girl comes and starts stretching close to the platform we're on (the only one at the gym, she wanted to do DLs there but too autistic to ask us about it, saw her start doing them later after we had finished
>I do 100kg for 5, I'm really explosive and quite fast so it looks cool
>friend says she was kinda glancing at me the whole time
>finish power cleans and go do some other exercises
some time later
>doing DB rows
>suddenly she approaches me with a dip belt asking me for help with it because I "look like I know what I'm doing" while smiling at me.
>she literally had to cross the whole free weights area to get to me
>plenty of roid bros and serious lifters around she could ask
>goes out of her way to talk to me specifically

I've never seen this girl before at the gym. She was pretty cute, great body overall, nice firm butt and silky skin, just looking at her legs was making me wanna COOM right then and there. I have a gf so I only made some small talk and left, but fuck me was she hot.

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ah fook yeh son
am gunna coom ! ahhhh
yehh

Ive had 3 mires in the past few days. Feels great. Considering ive had none for about a month

First was some 2/10 landwhale in my local coffee shop. I was sitting there reading my kindle and she couldnt take my eyes off me and did the text book look away when I look at her. Even though she was disgusting to look at it made me feel good.

Second was a girl at the gym. She gave me the nicest smile when I walked past. It made me feel warm inside. I went and had a talk to her on the treadmill but she had to go so I never got chance to get her details as I thought she was pretty cute and we seemed to get along really well when I was talking to her

Last was a girl that I approached in the supermarket. She was engaged but was really over the moon about me coming to talk to her. She said I made her day and really was taking it as a compliment.

7 months is not much if you are natty bro dude
keep grinding

wholesome

close to making it but i do easy rows with that weight

>go to dentist
>"your teeth are spotless"
Based dental mires

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you are autistic, but not in the way the rest of the board is. you might actually be a psychopath or serial killer.

never been mired in my life because I look like an isis extremist (shaved head and Hezbollah beard)

It's more like
>girls are finally giving me attention after years of loneliness and misery, I have to tell a few other people on a Congolese fabric making forum who can relate considering normies think we are a joke
Yes, you are autistic, welcome

Bruh why didn't you approach her

Unironically kabedon. I was in a similar position and said "Don't tease me unless you're going to do something about it" as I looked slowly up her body. She audibly moaned there and then, messaged me later telling me she couldn't stop thinking about it. Dead fish in bed sadly.

ah fook yeh son
am gunna coom ! ahhhh
yehh

This

Oh yeah I do have one
> be in gym
> girl says "wow"
>good feeling

Yeah, I really don't care, I have a different girl. Fuck, the mire girl is the one that helps me contain my autism and decipher female logic, if not for her I never would've even asked the second girl out.
I really don't care what her pussy says, my dick says no.

>OR ask her for advice on getting the other hole, that will drive her insane
That's literally the first thing I did. She promised to be my wingman a few months back, so when I met the new girl, I asked her for advice.

>jealous
Wait a second. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm realizing that she tried to sabotage that 'relationship' at least twice. When I was debating if I should go see the girl at the airport, she was adamant that I should go home. I took it as reverse psychology, because that's exactly how it worked- as soon as she said 'go home' I rushed to the airport.
And just yesterday she did it again, I was discussing the limits of how fast and how far I can go, if I should invite the girl for a trip, and we somehow ended the conversation on her telling me to treat that 'relationship' as a one-time adventure that's over.
Fuck, she wants my dick. That's a problem.

I go to a casual gym, lots of crosshitters and women, so ever since I started deadlifting 375+lbs people have been commenting or looking over, especially since not many people are doing deadlifts. One of the PTs that worked there even said I was making him feel weak for benching over 2pl8

good feeling anyway even if it is a little ridiculous but it's nice to have people acknowledge your effort

Cum brain

Nothing is wrong with you. You just have normal man instincts, you have to realize you cant have your cake and eat it too. Monogamous relationahips are a good building block of civilization and the best enviroment to raise children. What matters is you make a decision. Do you want to have more personal freedom but no relarionahip or vice versa. Make sure you choose something you wont regret. Personally i like pumping and dumping more. What you do is what you are. If you are used to pump and dump it may be hard to have a stable relationship later in life, purely out of habit.

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Yes
>doing the arm exercises
>female girl says "you are big arm"
>I am content

based coomposter

You've made good progress. Chin up lad and keep going.

I didn't lift for pretty much all of last year after only having enough money to just eat every three days and pay rent, then after I got money I was sick, thought I had a hernia too. Got back to it this year and saw someone I hadn't seen since November, and he said I looked big and lean. good shit

KEK

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Reposting some fresh pasta (posted it yesterday)
>be in vacation in Naxos
>go to a remote beach, no buildings nearby, only a dead end road
>only some people around
>go for a swim, far off the shore but on the right is some kind of rocky ledge
>spot some small caves
>get close to one of them, it's not deep
>I get out of the water to rest on a rock in the shade
>suddenly I hear giggles
>turn around, there are 2 girls, 17-18
>they are completely naked
>wtf
>"If you want to stay here you have to be naked lol" (more giggling)
>okay.jpeg
>I take off my swimsuit
>as you can imagine, more giggling ensues
>I decide to go back in the water, leaving my swimsuit on the rock
>feelsgood.jpeg to swim naked in the sea btw
>feel cold, I come back on the rock
>swimsuit gone
>oh fuck
>the two girls are still there, wave my swimsuit at me
>"if you want it back you have to give us a kiss"
>Did I mention giggles?
>I'm seeing what all this might lead to but I'm not sure I can play along and/or how far they intend to play this
>Anyway, proceed to kiss the closest one, caressing her neck and hair
>"is that good enough?"
>"You have to let us touch your dick"
>(hysterical giggling)
>its true that at this point my dick is recovering from the cold and I'm starting to get a hardon just from the whole situation
>So I let the bold one go for it, while kissing her again, longer this time
>I touch her breasts, pinch her nipples while her friend is slowly (and clumsily but I won't complain) wanking my junk
>I caress her inner thigh, fingers reaching her pussy
>at this point I'm fully hard and not thinking about anything (no wonder they call it "primal urge"
>I lay the one I'm kissing on the rock and try to spread her leags and, well, basically fuck her raw
>Reality downs on them or something because she say "We should go"
>they jump in the sea and swim away
>I let a solid 15mn pass before swimming back to the shore
>when I reach the shore there's no sign of them

if you want to spend the rest of your life with her, Pavlov your dick into cumming in/on/to your gf only. eventually your dick will associate your gf as your only source of orgasm, and your desire for others should diminish.

I think that's how it should work. I plan on doing it with the girl I plan on marrying. but I'm not a psychologist.

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My female boss introduced me to her 15 y/o daughter, told me not to fuck her and then winked at me

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wtf

>you personally would never, huh?
>well, maybe you'd change your mind if...I put my minecraft bed next to yours?

>line cook in fine dining kitchen to pay for college
>vegan comes in
>no vegan items on menu
>both chefs are off
>get tasked with making vegan food
>make a weird portabello "tournedos" and grilled veggies
>vegan ends up loving it
>when they finish they come back to the kitchen to thank me
>turns out its a cute 8/10 brunette with tattoos
>after she says thanks and everything
>she said "you're quite the catch can cook and looks good"
>tell her i make a good breakfast too
>she laughs and kinda lingers for a second then leaves
could sense the daddy issues coming from her tattoos and vegan i should have tried a little harder to bang her at least

It´s really up to you and your girl. Doing nasty fun shit is still very possible after 5 or 10 years, but it´s about doing it actively, not just expecting the endorphines to do the job every time.
Surprise her with bondage, public whatever floats your boat. It´s only stale if none of you make an active effort.

Ahh nooooo

S-stop

You know I c-can't control myself

AHHHHHH

ARGHHHHHHHUHUGHHUH

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Based mermaid pasta poster

dad said my back looks huge. Whenever I look at the mirror I see a twink though. Either I just hatemyself or im really a fucking twink

>headed to the gym last night after carbloading for the whole day intent on CRUSHING my logpress PR for sets
>arrive, a black girl like WEBM related doing her dynamic stretching routine next to the diddly and log platforms
>foamroll stiff hammies for a bit, see her eyeing me
>a quick set of 5 with full cleans with log only, fucking PUMPED, slam the log down
>start loading up and progressing quickly to PR territory
>just as Im slipping the final PR attempt plates on I feel her hand on my shoulder
>I turn, she calls me a cute whyteboi and literally asks me out for a coffee after the workout
>pack my shit and leave the gym in a hurry, Im no race traitor and miscegenator

Help me brehs, I missed out on my PR and Im afraid to go to the gym again.

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>cute 8/10
>tattoos

Post body and height

Went for a jog today, since I never do
Some random girls I passed said hi to me
So yeah, im a jogger now

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This explains everything.

so tell her she fucking annoys you, good damn

My body is shit tier and I'm overweight. It's all about my face (think Freddie Ljungberg if he had a resting bitch face), height (6 feet) and frame (broad shoulders and "built" whatever that means).

They are proud of something that is kinda normal considering bitches flirt with as many people as guys do. you are not special.

You did good except for missing out on your PR.

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she's probably just psyching herself out of it

She'd have been a 9 without them

a girl called my outfit cute the other day
i was wearing a white shirt and jeans

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whats a mire, im new

>mermaid
Can't be, they were not black

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Well, she did say just a few days back that she's finally content with not having a relationship and that she might seek a friends with benefits thing if her hormones finally drive her too crazy...

black mermaids have always been canon

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I just got a jogging bro recently. I lift and he boxes. Whenever we run pass some women we just speed and flex. Get all the mires.

lurk more

yikes larp right there, user

Except they can't swim

When I married my wife and we had sex for the first time, she said that my body was right out of her fantasies in high school

I got shredded just for that

OH FUCK THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME UGRGGGHGHHGHHHH IM URGHHHUHGUHHGHH IM COOOMING FUUUCK FUCK FUCK I CANT HELP IT ITS ARUHRGHHHHHHHHHHH

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You should only have a serious relationship if you're gonna marry someone.