/r9gay/ - #705

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Ah, now that's an OP image that hurts the heart, love it.

Moin

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iktf, makes me miss my boyfriend

Begone, braggart.

>tmw no meow maid bf

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>tfw neglected
>tfw too much in love to end it
I am strongly considering ingesting copious amounts of booze.

or how about you actually deal with it

It would break me asunder, user.

and then you'll be able to put yourself back together bit by bit rather than degenerating over time into something you may not ever be able to fully repair

Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand. Turn away from your homosexual temptations and ask the Lord Jesus Christ for forgiveness.

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You're giving me ruthless truth, user. Much obliged. I am quite the coward I must admit.

if you're here of all places you're equally much of a sinner, homosexual or not

I learned it the hard way myself, taking action no matter how hard it may initially be is always the best option

The same day went Jesus out of the house, and sat by the sea side. And great multitudes were gathered together unto him, so that he went into a ship, and sat; and the whole multitude stood on the shore.

I too am a sinner no doubt, but I acknowledge my sins, and confess before God. So you should to confess your sins before God. And like me turn away from sin.

user, if you're gonna spout bible passages at us at least pick ones that actually mean something.

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I'm just gonna slowly pretend I don't exist. That's a funny game, isn't it.

And he spake many things unto them in parables, saying, Behold, a sower went forth to sow; And when he sowed, some seeds fell by the way side, and the fowls came up and devoured then up;

you're wasting your time here, user

>only turned to boys after getting hard rejected by females in HS

I know I started out as prison gay, but after being like this for so long I think I'm actual gay now.

Some fell upon stony places, where they had not much earth: and forthwith they sprung up, because they had no deepness of earth: and when the sun was up, they were scorched; and because they had no root, they withered away.

That like saying Jesus wasted time trying to save humanity from sin. How can I waste time trying to help a brother from sin?

This is just the kind of sweet moments that I would love to share with someone

>ywn wake up to your bf cooking breakfast after a night of sweet love making.

And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprung up, and choked them: But other fell into good ground, and brought forth fruit, some an hundredfold, some sixtyfold, some thirtyfold. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

i'm not even a christian but you clearly don't understand jesus at all

would you date an average guy though? or just femboys and shit like that

>tfw smelly neet and can't afford to drive into the city to do stuff all the time and can't stop being neet right now because going to school this fall with full course load and want to spend the time before that studying some other stuff instead of wageserfing

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Do you like to be little spoon?

>ywn wake up your bf with a gentle kiss and then bring him the delicious breakfast you made for him, drinking coffee together and chatting, maybe laughing or blushing because of his jokes about how horny you were this night

>tfw was looking forward to talking to the Jow Forums top but he ditched me

How do I find myself a feminine boy or am I just chasing dreams? I'm slowly turning gay but I'm kinda averse to it and want to start slow

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And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables? He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given. For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath. Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive: For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them. But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.

The only non-slutty remotely feminine boys are hyper autists that are impossible to hold a conversation with.I would know, I am one
Also don't start with a feminine boy because you are only just turning gay unless you plan on going fully gay and continue to love him as he ages and becomes more masculine.

Unless he's trans girl, he'll become more masculine over time. Are you going to waste his time and run away the moment he has even a week of stubble?

I was just into traps and femboys at first, though as time went on I found myself attracted to more male features, no bears or anything like that but a more masc twink could do. I'm still a KHV so I have no idea how I'd act in a situation IRL.

I think I could be.

Meow sure is giving a good blowjob!

For verily I say unto you, That many prophets and righteous men have desired to see those things which ye see, and have not seen them; and to hear those things which ye hear, and have not heard them. Hear ye therefore the parable of the sower. When any one heareth the word of the kingdom, and understandeth it not, then cometh the wicked one, and catcheth away that which was sown in his heart. This is he which received seed by the way side. But he that received the seed into stony places, the same is he that heareth the word, and user with joy receiveth it; Yet hath he not root in himself, but dureth for a while: for when tribulation or persecution ariseth because of the word, by and by he is offended.

but user I'm a catholic gay man, I heard the Christ message already

He also that received seed among the thorns is he that heareth the word; and the care of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, choke the word, and he becometh unfruitful. But he that received seed into the good ground is he that heareth the word, and understandeth it; which also beareth fruit, and bringeth forth, some an hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty. But he that received seed into the good ground is he that heareth the word, and understandeth it; which also beareth fruit, and bringeth forth, some an hundredfold, some sixty, some thirty. But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way. But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also. So the servants of the householder came and said unto him, Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares? He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. The servants said unto him, Wilt thou then that we go and gather them up? But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them. Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.

Anooon, that still doesn't meeeeean anything.

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>ywn have a bf to travel with and to capture all the pokemons with

Your pic reminded me of this user and now I'm sad

>Gay catholic man

That's like saying i'm a raping catholic, therefore my sins are forgiven. No repentance, must include you turning away from the sin.

Which one of you fuckers is that

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Can I get a prayer too? :]

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if god didnt want me to fuck boys he wouldnt have made them so cute

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Another parable put he forth unto them, saying, The kingdom of heaven is like to a grain of mustard seed, which a man took, and sowed in his field: Which indeed is the least of all seeds: but when it is grown, it is the greatest among herbs, and becometh a tree, so that the birds of the air come and lodge in the branches thereof. Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened. All these things spake Jesus unto the multitude in parables; and without a parable spake he not unto them: That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the prophet, saying, I will open my mouth in parables; I will utter things which have been kept secret from the foundation of the world. Then Jesus sent the multitude away, and went into the house: and his disciples came unto him, saying, Declare unto us the parable of the tares of the field. He answered and said unto them, He that soweth the good seed is the Son of man; The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one; The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels. As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world. The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;

yikes

Which app this this?

But I go to church and never harmed anyone, what is wrong in my behavior ? The old testament only said that "you should not make love with a man the same way than with a woman" which could be interpretated just as a prohibition of anal sex with women, what's more if you're a true christian most of the old testament's rules are irrevelant since there is a new alliance with God

Literally every "non-slutty" fembot I've met immediately proves themselves to be extremely slutty within the first year.

More like declare your dick unto my ass, eeeediot

Repent, for homosexuality is a sin/temptation. I pray that you finally recognize this sin, and turn away from sin.

>tfw slutty virgin

I want to do all kinds of sexual things and if I ever got a bf I probably wouldn't wait too long before having sex with him, assuming he was up for it.

How can you not know grindr user
Also
>set location to California
>bunch of shitskins
some are cute tho

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As long as you wouldn't have sex with a boy that wasn't your bf that you intended to spend forever with, that's the ideal way of going about it.

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Looks like Grindr?

Its grindr origigigigiginini

Anyone else here trolling on grindr?

I usually get men to let me suck them off and moments before they cum I just go and laugh at them (I'm not gay I just do this to prank them)

Homosexuality is a sin, just like pornography
I pray that you see the error of your ways user.

I see that you have no arguments other than just repeating the same thing

I wouldn't do any hookups or anything but at the same time if later on the relationship wasn't working out then I would have no problems breaking up with him and moving on.

I haven't used it recently because everyone on it here is weird so the other cuties get chased off pretty quick.

>sucking dicks
>"i'm not gay its just a prank lmao"

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And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear. Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto treasure hid in a field; the which when a man hath found, he hideth, and for joy thereof goeth and selleth all that he hath, and buyeth that field. Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a merchant man, seeking goodly pearls: Who, when he had found one pearl of great price, went and sold all that he had, and bought it. Again, the kingdom of heaven is like unto a net, that was cast into the sea, and gathered of every kind: Which, when it was full, they drew to shore, and sat down, and gathered the good into vessels, but cast the bad away. So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever the wicked from among the just, And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Jesus saith unto them, Have ye understood all these things? They say unto him, Yea, Lord. Then said he unto them, Therefore every scribe which is instructed unto the kingdom of heaven is like unto a man that is an householder, which bringeth forth out of his treasure things new and old. And it came to pass, that when Jesus had finished these parables, he departed thence. And when he was come into his own country, he taught them in their synagogue, insomuch that they were astonished, and said, Whence hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty works?

I will do whatever i want. I have enough money that i dont care what some random retard preaching from a 2000 year old book has to tell me. I know I like sex and companionship with boys and im not about to stop to be alone because some crazy doesnt like it lel

That's good, but be wary of going into a relationship too quickly as an excuse to explore sexually, there are people out there who would take advantage of you.

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Haha yeah you should see their faces when I laugh at them and leave just before there hot cum runs down my throat

Thanks for the (You) cutie :-)

You're just trying to justify your sins user, can I ask why? Because you may fool others around you, you can even fool yourself. But you cant fool God.

More like come to pass your dick into my ass

luckily my social awkwardness and sheltered lifestyle prevents that. You can't get a bf if no one knows you're gay and you don't put yourself out there.

There's a board but you come here, where Christians aren't scared to call you out on your sin.

Is not this the carpenter's son? is not his mother called Mary? and his brethren, James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, are they not all with us? Whence then hath this man all these things? And they were offended in him. But Jesus said unto them, A prophet is not without honour, save in his own country, and in his own house. And he did not many mighty works there because of their unbelief.

Bro wanan fuck?

quit larping
you're the biggest faggot now by a large margin

JUST IGNORE THE TROLL.

HE IS VERY OBVIOUSLY TROLLING

DO NOT FEED HIM (You).

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I give enough money to churches and other groups every year that god probably owes me one so he can probably overlook it ;3

More like many mighty dicks in my ass?
Come on user post longer passages you're making this hard for me
haha hard got him

maybe. Minnesota?

Bro I'm not gay I prank 'em on grindr haha!

>he believes that all the great monarchs who where chosen by gods but had homo sex are in hell
>The new testament is all about God's mercy and love and here he is spitting his hate

Damn user I'm not even offended I just don't get it

Kill him my servant

god I need affection. I just want someone to send sweet messages to and to get some back and eventually hang out and hug cuz no one lives nearby

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While Christ was on the cross He saw every sin man has and will ever commit and took them into Himself before he died. Every sin from the smallest grievances to the most abhorrent affronts to God died with Christ, the Lord. To claim that sinners are anything but forgiven completely invalidates God giving His only Son to save us and renders the pain Christ suffered meaningless. You are not spreading the word of God. You are bastardizing His teachings and using them to stand above others with a false sense of justice. Humble thyself, user.

S-sorry cute user I won't do it anymore

Im from serbia come here

Thanks user, finally someone that understand the point of christianism. Hopefully his own foolness will be forgotten by God

what if im jewish

forgiven not forgotten silly me that would mean nothing at all

Then stop quoting new testament user ?

No
You've brought a load of degeneracy into Jow Forums, as a Christian I must see that you guys hear the good news, so you call can be saved. God doesn't owe you, Jesus already died for your sins.
Repent
Even if you're not gay you're a sinner, I'm a sinner too. We all must repent.

Kill who anyon

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im sorry i cant help user,
take my e-hugs

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If Jesus was all about love and making people happy I dont think the Pharisees would've wanted him dead. No he came here to fulfill the law
Then why do you continue to sin against him without repentance?

I ain't gonna repent, I've done nothing wrong by any reasonable standard

>y-yeah but you gotta repent!
this is why i hate christianity as a religion even just slightly wanting something your neighbor has is a sin
or
looking at a guy or girl with lust is a sin
then you gotta go to church and be forgiven and give donations, now i do that to write off on taxes but its still silly to need to go and pay every single day until you die so you can be forgiven.
Anyone with any sense uses church for networking, like a country club but less enjoyable.

Repent for the Kingdom of God is at hand, pray for forgiveness and turn away from sin.

Tony dies
Black widow dies
Thanos snapped to death

If you are truly a descendent of Abraham, then you will be welcomed into the kingdom of heaven like all of God's children. If you are of the synagogue of satan then Revelations 3:9

I've only seen the first Iron Man (because mom liked the actor) and Black Panther. Am I missing anything by not watching the others? Are they as boring as they seem?

If humans lived their lives by they're own standards, this world wouldn't have morality
Donations? Confessions? user are you one of those Catholics who believe a priest can serve as a medium between you and God. Christianity is a strict religion because we've fallen far from the grace of God.