Is this the ultimate build?

he doesn't its just his big ass body that makes it look small

Not gonna lie, i am definitely mirin him, but he walks like a virgin and he gets walkmogged really hard by the guy with hat behind him.

The dude was self conscious, they where filmping a sefment about him and his meal prepping company. He looks less autistic in other shots.

>walkmogged
kek, Jow Forumss analysis ability is second to none.

teach me how to walk like a chad

Step 1: have sex

>walkmogged

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5'11 vs 6'0 right here

God imagine him manhandling you like a cocksleeve sextoy and make your stomach bulge with his monster cock

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Height is correlated with cock size and women know instinctively

youtube.com/watch?v=9A76qePV7GY

u whites will never taste mcspaghetti.. theyre really good

is this what it feels like to be a space marine

The dude in the hat walks like a beta nigger.

Watch an athletic guy like Michael Stephan, Shaq, Cam Newton walk and compare that to Kevin Hart. One has to add a ton of “flavor” to get attention because he’s an otherwise weak little bitch.

Guy in the hat is overcompensating for being a closeted homosexual.

Lmao wut is this in Europe or something

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Shut up or I'm gonna make you eat my cock until you pass out from asphyxiation!

I have to tell you fellas, I'm 6ft barefoot and I used 2" insoles once, made it impossible to walk for long but I managed to go out in them for five minutes
fuck me it was heavenly, I felt a lot better and I was brutally heightmogging everything in sight
fuck, FUCK. If only it was possible to wear these things without being uncomfortable or looking like an obvious heightfrauder.

>McSpaghetti

Amerilards explain this shit

Step 2: dilate?

We dont have that shit in America

Oh no, how terrible! I definitely wouldn't want to gag on your cock and slobber all over your balls haha

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That is Mickey D's in the Philippines

Philippines you uncultured swine

I wanna fuck the worker on the left

>that black dude mirin

Sir, this thread's off the charts!

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i would pay him to pound me

thats a dude tho...

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For heart attacks and dying at 40

kek

I honestly wish I was 2 maybe 3 inches taller, I don't know why but I feel like it would make everything better
t.6'2" manlet

I wish we had McSpaghetti

Step 3: uhhhh post body?

His arms are heavy, knees weak McSpaghetti.

>ywn be a literal demi-god impaling tiny pinoy sluts with your gigacock

Why live?

>walk with purpose
>coordinate your limbs, especially arms, make an effort to move them in tandem with your legs instead of letting them dangle freely
>straighten back
>look up
If all else fails, follow >pic related

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Me on the left this December; finna dab on them midgets in Akihabara as I stuff my backpack full of doujinshi, shirts, and junk food.

He seems a little uncomfortable :l
I just want to hug him and make him feel better

i saw this image on r/justbewhite earlier today did anyone else?

eh, he probably has a small dick. You fucking skinny twinks are the only ones with huge dicks if porn has taught me anything.

>walkmogged
I swear Jow Forums is the dumbest collection of people on the planet

YOU ARE EVERYWHERE... Nice, keep it up

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walk like you have a cape on.

that's it. congrats, chad mode engaged.

alternatively, if you feel too douchebaggy walking like this (you have not ascended yet), imagine your head is tied to the ceiling, and the rest of your body is hanging down from it.

he's actually right though, you can tell the tall guy was socially anxious while the kid in the hat was much more natural

link?

yes.

#metoo

youtu.be/40MacuNt2XE

You can tell he's got fucked up knees due to his height. Its called X legs where im from. His looks so bad I doubt he can run properly.