>get back from workout
>Girlfriend wants to fuck
>Say only on rest days because I don't want to lose my post-workout test boost
>She gets mad and says it's stupid
Should I dump this gains goblin? What's the best way to get my workout in and not suffer when gf wants sex?
fuck your gymbro bc you'll always be in synch
4 scoops then fuck her for maximum abs gains
>>Say only on rest days because I don't want to lose my post-workout test boost
she should dump your faggot ass
Honestly if your girlfriend insists on having sex and doesn't respect that you don't want sex right now then dump her
Lmao just fuck your gf you idiot.
Why do you even have a gf then faggot
Because I like her
But I've been told that any form of sexual intercourse makes testosterone levels decline.
I really don't want to see my gains slow down, this has been happening for 6 months now and she's getting extremely cuntish about it and won't respect my schedule.
Sex actually increases t you stupid faggot
>if you have any kind of disagreement dump her
lmao
just hire someone else to do it for you
Just let her rape you bro
not sure if you are serious, but for anyone else reading this: These are memes! We are memeing.Same goes for the brap threads and anything involving something that does not include weight being lifted up and being put down Fit is for entertainment only. Get out,and talk with normal people.
And in case you are serious op go commit sodoku you brainlet. Your gf has any right to leave you at this point.
Yeah, you should probably fuck a dude and steal his testosterone
the greeks did it and it worked.
this
>post workout test boost
>doesnt use it to fuck bitches
what are u even doing
if you arent having sex with your gf when she wants at least most of the time you will have relationship problems down the line
I have sex with my gf even when it's a chore and I'm tired at the end of the day, would rather just jerk off and go to sleep
Where you from? I'll come and fuck your girlfriend for you.
Doesn't really matter. If you don't fuck her someone else will.
not OP but i haven't had sex with my gf for maybe a month or two. just tired from work and also sex takes energy. much easier to jerk off from porn. i feel bad for her honestly
she's not fat or anything i think it's more that i got bored with her body/looks even though she's a great loving gf
The absolute state of porn addicts
Drop her dude. If she can't respect your schedule and your body and doesn't want you to be the best you can be let her go
sex boost your test retard
why are you allowed to have a gf when you unironically believe shit Jow Forums says
goddamn it bros
yeah you're kind of right. i don't jerk off everyday but it's a problem that i find porn and jerking off easier than having sex
Well what about if you're really horny and your gf doesn't really want to?
I have this issue sometimes even when she told me no and I am too horny I'll pick her up and drag her to the bedroom and fuck her roughly.
that's rape. i'm not a feminist but you really shouldn't do that. it's better to talk to her about it honestly. and if she cares enough about your satisfaction she will begin having sex with you even if she's not horny.
if this doesn't work, go jerk off or break up with her
based dead bedroom user, enjoy your loveless marriage
man the fuck up bro, if you say no it means no. You only fuck when you want to
Cumbrain
no means no
if she tries to physically force you, file a police report. Sick and tired of these hoes thinking we owe them something.
/thread
don't explain yourself OP
inb4 cucked
This is what will most likely happen. She'll just find some other dude to fuck while OP is worried about keeping his test boost post workout.
>You should not refuse yourself sex for a neglectable amount of extra gains
>She should not pressure you to have sex if you don't want to
jesus christ
i've known my bitch for 8 years and i still fuck her the minute she walks in the door
>he fell for the roastie meme
oh nononono
I love bait in the morning
>no guys you don't need nofap
My bf used to do that and it was super hot
If only you knew the power of the double test boost ...
She likes it though and it"s not like I'm beating her or using actual violence, I am just showing I am stronger than her. That's not rape. If she has all the chances to really say no or fight or struggle and she doesn't but instead starts moaning as I fuck her.
>all these no means no posters
a bf has a duty to fulfill the gfs sexual needs, you cucks are the ones who support a girl going dry in a ltr
you will never have a good relationship with that kind of attitude lol
That's a red blooded American right here. Fucking same, no matter how bone tired I am, if the misses wants it she gets the dick.
Lmao-ing at any of you niggas with relationship issues. The key to a happy spouse is hard, frequent dickings.
>No homo
>got done with deadlifts, front squats and lunges
>lifted more weight than I have before, absolutely exhausted, legs shaky hard to walk
>get in bed while the wife makes sure the kids are asleep
>throws her giant beautiful titties in my face, rips my boxers off and practices deep throating until I coooooooom
married life is pretty swell, I think they fact that she pretty much raped me gave me a test boost anyways. dont care really and I got an amazing night's sleep.
>I've been told that any form of sexual intercourse makes testosterone levels decline
Lmao and who the fuck told you that? Virgins on the internet
Your gf is a whore if she initiates sex
>inb4 American soibois attack me
>I think they fact that she pretty much raped me
Explain
based
There’s a reason why mma fighters don’t have intercourse for a long period of time during training for a big competition. That goes with other sports too
cause sex frustration is good to get you to want to bash someone's face in
Eh that's what I do with girls most of the time, unless they really don't want to ofc. But up until now, all of them thought it was superhot.
Don't worry bro your girlfriend is just a good girl who never initiates sex. Girls are like that. I always laugh when soiboys tell stories of how much their gf likes to have sex with them LOL. My gf is a good girl and we only have missionary once a week not the other degenerate shit you guys do. She also never gives blowjobs because she's a good girl. Enjoy your dating life losers LOL
I already had my eyes closed and was almost drifting off to sleep.
it is nothing else than superstition and bullshit.
Embarrassing that at the one hand mankind has all these great tools at their disposal to verify stuff and yet people still chose to remain in mindset of middle age plebs.
If you don't believe me maybe you will believe mike tyson.
reddit.com
Onions
I'm in a similar but less severe situation. I've cut down on porn and fapping, it's helped me be in the mood for sex a few times a week now and the gf is so much happier.
Take the noporn pill.
jesus christ
You are cucking yourself
Frequent masturbation and sex to completely satiety (ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Decreases test.
Actual sex increases it.. ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Poor guy.
>>Say only on rest days because I don't want to lose my post-workout test boost
Do you literally even read what you post
>Serum testosterone levels remained unchanged after 24h in males exposed to receptive females or males mated to satiety.
The first study discusses androgen receptors and testosterone in specific brain regions; do you even know what functions each of those regions is involved in? It specifically says circulating T (which would be expected to have effects in muscle tissue) was not different between groups.
>get home from work
>fuck gf
>have the worst workout in the world after because you’re tired and muscles are loaded with prolactin
That’s why I try to save it until after the workout
have sex
yeah but what do you when she wants to fuck like 5 times a day every day?
get her pregnant, she's obviously on her peak fertile days and begging for a babby
What are advantages of having a baby?
you can redpill them
This is bait, right? No one can be that fucking retarded
based LARP post
You know you dont lose testosterone from sex right?
when you cum, ever heard of semen retention? nofappers rant about this shit all day. in my opinion, moderation is key
>saying the words "rest day" to your gf
fuck her,but don't cum that should solve the problem. Test doesn't decline, after orgasm you prolactin levels increase which impacts testosterone negative, but it gets back to normal fter 30 minutes to 1 hour again.
So this is what's it's like to have a girlfriend. They just ask you for sex whenever? I really need to get our of the house more. You're a faggot for turning her down OP. Really.
sex gives a much bigger test boost though, wtf
this is not rape you buffoon
This. I either have sex first thing in the morning or post workout. Never pre, never pre.
>Girlfriend wants to fuck
Things that never happened: The post
>god lets retards like this have a gf
>im still a virgin
its over for me lads, see you on the other side
kys rapelet
then i order some tren and breed that bitch until she cant move
>bitching about virginity
cumbrained incel
i bitch about virginity BECAUSE i dont allow myself to become an instathot-worshipping cumbrain who just jerks off all day, i want a real outlet for my pp
>believes everything they read on the internet
Just have sex retard its not that hard
Cumbrain alert
Lol
>having consistant sex that will increase your overall test greatly
Rejected because
>an orgasm decreases your test levels temporarily by less than 5% for less than an hour
Bro you are so fucking retarded.
This is literally the equivalent of not going to the gym because the walk through the front door will drain your body of ATP
sex with women increases testosterone, fuck her as much as you can.
it is based on a study. the boost comes from the interpersonal interaction not the orgasm itself, but if you can please her you get extra test.
Women like to be raped consensually incel
You mean you fuck her rough. Fucking her roughly would be you rubbing your penis in the proximity of her vagina
O fer cryin' out loud. Millions of incels in the world, and you won't bang your GF when she wants you to? For shame!
Have children
>women don't like to be raped
?
>outlet for my pp
Is that the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of a gf?
Girls like to get down and dirty with guys they trust and feel comfortable around.
there is a distinct lack of coomposting ITT
fuck that's hot
Isn't it the first thing that comes to your mind?