Be in gym working out with gf

>be in gym working out with gf
>this guy comes and slaps your gf’s ass in front of you
>she giggles and tells him to stop while smiling at him

What do Jow Forums???

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This must be the oldest Jow Forums meme. Funny how the lamest and most boring memes survive longer.

Let him fuck me in the ass

Ok boomer.

Who is this hot stud? Fuck, I would let him fuck my pussy all night and cum in it

stick my finger in my ass and shove it up his nose

This guy at 6'1~2 would be literal perfection..

It would be hard to compete.
If he's sub 6 is just pick him up and Toss him in the trash can

I would cummy on his tummy haha cummy cum cum

now do me

He is 6’2 at 120kg

Start crying

If hitler had won every male would look like this today

Hitler was controlled opposition designed to kickstart the world into the NWO. Hitler and his cronies did win.

He is literally not 120kg

Check his IG story you dumb nigger

Push him and tell him to fuck off, then escalate if he escalates. And dumped her when I get home
>t. Normal response

He is 6’2 at 120kg. He could rape your boipussy right there and you would moan like a whore.

punch my girlfriend teeth

suck his dick

no homo tho

Make her drunk fuck him then claim rape. Cya in 10 years my dude.

>implying i'll ever have a gf

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Let him fuck my wet boypussy ofc

go flirt with some thots

if her behavior doesn't improve dump her

Rape him and dominate his ass

I suck his dick

Why is his skin so dried out and disgusting

How small do you think I am

Pretend I didn't notice. Then when his back is turned ill shit in his gym bag and dump my gf on the spot.

slap his ass obviously

This

if you actually believe this irl, you are living in an absurd fantasy world and you will likely never break free.

Appeal to a higher authority..
I'd go tell the gym staff what I saw and push to get him removed from the facility

Eric Cartman style revenge.

I like it

Let my gf handle the situation while I continue my lifts. If she doesn't report him for rape by the end of my session, I break up with her.

shoot her and become his gf

Two ways it'd go down:

Me: Dude, that's my girlfriend! What the fuck!
Chad: Sorry dude, I didn't know
Me: Yeah, well it is!
Chad: Okay man, sorry.

Second way,
Me: Dude, that's my girlfriend!
Chad: So what, faggot.
Me -- immediately kneels down and performs a 'sweep the leg' maneuver, dropping the turbo chad to the ground before he can think about what happened.
He begins to kneel up, and at this point I perform a 'tiger uppercut' to his face, sending him flying away.
My girlfriend looks with wide anime eyes.
The chad, knowing it will prevent his image as a tough alpha guy, declines to press charges to protect his reputation.